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  1. Emma says "You know Uncle Jesse this is the best part of all that has happened in the past few days. And you what I going for sole custody of little Reba Emma here but I was thinking, I wonder why Billy Bob doesn't his daughter right now. And there is something I haven't told anybody about Billy Bob, and that is his momma's maiden name was Ewing of Ewing Oil and that his family has lots of money so I don't know what kind of tricks they try to help Billy Bob get Reba away from me. I had met his cousins J.R. and Bobby and J.R. is a bit of a scoundrel he didn't like when he met he from day one. But his Aunt Ellie really likes me and thought the idea of another baby in the family was a real blessing as well." Cue Dukesrule2000
  2. Emma says "Thanks Uncle Jesse, I don't why Billy Bob is acting like this he never wanted Reba to begin with. Before I was three months he said that it wouldn't hurt if I had adortion and we could always have another baby at another time. You I forget how beutiful the farm always was and I want Reba to grow up in Hazzard County so she can see the beauty in the country." Cue Dukesrule2000
  3. Billy Bob not know Hazzard like Rosco had knew it he ran it a circle and he was at the same place but he ran right out of gas he was mad as a hornet. Rosco stops he car right behind him and gets out and says "You know, I heard from people that you caused Luke's accident you know he made it but it's pretty serious thing to do around here in Hazzard." Billy Bob says "Oh common Sheriff you can't prove I caused the accident it was raining and everything and why would I do that right there." Cue Dukesrules2000
  4. Emma says "Oh Luke, I sorry for what happened it was that jerk of a husband of mine. He had seen some old love letters of yours that I didn't get around to throwing away and she thinks I was cheating on him with you. And we both know that false, besides he been cheating on me with Angelena his own cousin's wife of all people. Oh, Cooter can me and the baby stay with you until I get my own place and Billy Bob is on his way out of the county." Cue Dukesrule2000
  5. Billy Bob had left the hosptial and left behind Emma and baby Reba he knew that he was cheating on Emma but how did she find out. He had thought to himself that Cassie looked really cute but how would he get her to notice him. Emma says "Cooter, I've had it with Billy Bob. I mean he's really done it, he found Luke's old love letters I guess I forget to throw them away and now he thinks that Reba is his baby not his and I know he has been cheating on me with Angelena. That's his cousin's wife if you can believe that one right there and there's one more thing as well. I was wandering would you like to be Little Reba Emma's Godfather I, and Daisy would you like to be her godmother you that we was close when I lived here in Hazzard and would really like it." Meanwhile Billy Bob got the hell out of Hazzard, and he didn't count on the cops finding out about him causing Luke's accident as well so he just didn't say anything at all. But when he saw the Sheriff right behind he didn't know what to do so he just sped up and looked for the county line as fast as he could. Cue Anybody
  6. Emma and Billy Bob was traveling because she wanted to see Uncle Jesse and she see's Luke and she says "Hey Luke, what's hurry you look upset and it's nice to see you again." Billy Bob says "Hey Luke, I'm Billy Bob her husband and what's dang hurry for you." Emma says "Honey, lets go to the hosptial something tells there is something wrong with Uncle Jesse I just know it." Cue runningwild
  7. Billy Bob Says " EMMA WERE THROUGH I'M GOING BACK TO YAHOOVILLE, AND LEAVING YOU AND REBA. BESIDES SHE PROBALY AIN'T EVEN MINE ANYWAYS SO THERE." EMMA SAYS "FINE, LEAVE ME BUT NO ONETHING I AM GOING TO PROVE REBA IS YOURS AND WHEN I DO YOU WILL PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND I'M FILING FOR DIVORCE AND I WILL STAY WITH MY COUSIN COOTER IN HAZZARD WHEN I'M FEELING BETTER I WILL COME WITH MY COUSIN TO PICK UP MY STUFF SO JUST LEAVE AND DON'T YOU DARE THINK OF COMING BACK TO ME BILLY BOB COWBELL. YOU KNOW AFTER OUR DIVORCE THE FIRST THING I'M GOING TO GET RID IS THE COWBELL LAST NAME. I SHOULD'VE NEVER TAKEN YOUR NAME TO BEGIN WITH , YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON ME EVER SINCE WE BEEN TOGETHER AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY THAT FACT. I'VE HAVE YOU FOLLOWED EVER SINCE I FOUND THAT PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR COAT POCKET THAT I TOOK TO THE CLEANERS. AND ANOTHER THING YOU NEVER WANTED THIS BABY HEAR BUT YOU'LL PAY PLENTY BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW A VERY GOOD LAWYER HERE IN HAZZARD MYSELF." BILLY BOB SAYS "OH YA, YOU TRY THAT EMMA AND I'LL PROVE THAT REBA IS REALLY LUKE DUKE'S KID AND NOT MINE. HELL SHE DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME HONEY." cUE ANYBODY
  8. Billy Bob says "Well, Emma I have the perfect for godparents for little Reba here what about my brother and sister-in-law for the baby." Emma says "I don't think so what Cooter and Daisy for Godparents of Reba. If I remember Lawrence and Magaret when he was six months old at the fair they set down by the fair and somebody just pick up the baby carrier along with the baby." Billy Bob says "They found my nephew a hour later, I wonder what they was thinking it's not like that happen again thow." Emma says "Not Godparent marterial in my eyes and they cetaining ain't baby sitting either." Cue anybody
  9. Emma says "Billy Bob, are you happy about what happened him and Kathleen lost their baby and now Luke can't feel his legs. I could throw out the old love letters if you want me to and it would done with for sure." Billy Bob says "One question Emma, is little Reba mine or Luke's baby because she sure don't look a thing like me at all." Emma says "How dare you ask me a question like that at a time like this you know Reba is yours? Somedays you can act like a real jackass Billy Bob you know that!" Billy Bob says " I was wandering how come you didn't tell me till you was three months along. " Emma says "Because, that is when I had found out you that idiot docter Lexmark kept telling me I wasn't pregant and the last time around I found out at the hospital I was pregant." Cue Anybody
  10. I think on "A Strange Visitor To Hazzard" that Alien was obviously a kid or dwarf in a Alian suit. And I was waiting for Alf to come out of Skunk Hollow as well, wait a minute we would be chasing Flash all over Hazzard.
  11. Micheal says "Well Mac, that is something to do and you must know Dusty very well then." Cue Anybody
  12. Julieduke

    A Bo for Bobby

    I just found a script for a episode that I never heard of before called "A Bo for Bobby" anybody know about this right here. Come on Back.
  13. Emma says "Oh Cooter, I'm so sorry for the Luke and Kathleen and the great loss over what the Dukes are going through. I sure hope that Luke pulls through, you know he told me something when I before he was out and that is something is huge." Billy Bob Says "Oh you mean that dark haired guy that was driving that orange car Emma?" Emma says "Honey, if you would've slowed down that wouldn't happen and you didn't have to try and get ahead of him like that. You know he told he quietly that he couldn't feel his legs, we both know what that means. Look at us we have cute little Reba Emma Cowbell." Billy Bob says " Are you trying to say this all my fault Emma, because don't try to make me feel bad about what happened. It's seems like you still have a crush on him and last week I found your old love letters from Luke." Emma says "But Billy Bob, were married and have a brand new baby girl right now why bring that up right now?" Cue Anybody
  14. Emma says "Well honey, what are you waiting for. I'll give you directions it seems like something is bothering Luke, I don't know what but something is bothering him and Bo." Fifteen minutes later Emma and Billy Bob Cowbell made it the hospital and a hour later little Reba Emma Cowbell came into this world and it turns out she was healthy at 8lbs 8ozs and 21 inches long. It seemed that Emma's docter got her due date wrong by a month and they was happy. Cooter gets the call from Uncle Jesse that his cousin and her husband was there and they had a baby girl. Fifteen minutes later, Cooter was there and he wanted to see his cousin again and he was glad that the baby looked liked Emma because something about Billy Bob he just didn't like he couldn't put his finger on it. A little while later Cooter goes into Emma's room and see's his cousin and baby Reba Emma Cowbell. Emma says " I'm not going back to Dr. Lexmark when I get back to Yahooville he don't know what he's doing Cooter. He told us, that we was having a boy he ought to see all the boy stuff he bought in the past couple of months." Billy Bob says "I still can't believe that little angel wrapped in pink is here. I wonder does the man unstairs know what he's doing about this, all the things I have done in the past I just can't believe with the blessing in little Reba Emma. You know we named her after Reba McEntire, and I can tell allreadry she is going to have a great singing voice." Emma says "Hey Cooter, what is going with the Dukes seems like something is very wrong. I wished I knew what was bothering them and can you have Daisy and Uncle Jesse come in and see our little songbird here." Cue Anybody
  15. I just watched this last friday night and the surprize at the end of the movie is really something. I didn't see that coming didn't anybody see it coming.
  16. Emma says "Honey, we got to go to the Tri-Counties hospital I grew up around the Dukes my whole life. I got to see how Luke makes out and besides. well I just got to go." Billy Bob says "Honey, you got the strangest look on your face right now what's is wrong." Emma says " I hate to say this right now I know this is a bit early but my waterbroke and our little bundle of joy isn't waiitng. One question our you a fast driver or what honey." Billy Bob Says " Well, when I first got my drivers license I did get six speeding tickets the very first week." Cue Anybody
  17. Emma Davenport Cowbell and her husband Billy Bob Cowbell was visiting from Yahooville, Texas and they had seen the General on it's roof and she says "Honey, stop that car that's Luke Duke I know the whole Duke family. I think he's hurt as well , I haven't been here in the longest time I see this. Radio my cousin Cooter and tell him about the General being here Okay." Billy Bob stopped their and Emma runs and out and helps Luke and sees that somebody is coming she couldn't see who it was thow. Cue Anybody
  18. Rosco goes to the post office and picks his mail and in his mail is a letter from Iola in Raytown, least letter for the past six weeks has been the joy in his life and he is just happy when he sees one in his mail. Nothing can get his spirit not even landing in the Hazzard Car Wash, unless his letter gets soaked before he can read it. Dear Iola, Your neighbor sound like a good woman to take in her son and daughter-in-law and raise her grandson like you said. I think it sounds like you have a crush on Vinton of course that just me now. Thelma and Jesse Duke would get along great he took it two of his nephews and his niece Daisy there not bad kids. I just like to chase them all over the county. You see they drive The General Lee and pretty much Bo and Luke have been sticking to the terms of the probation and they don't bug too many people. Daisy works at the Boars Nest and she is a pretty girl kind of make's me wish I would've settledown and gotten married and had some kids somedays. Of course there is Enos and he is my deputy he is nice and polite you would like him but him and Daisy are meant to be together everybody in Hazzard knows but them. Cooter is the town mechanic and it your car isn't running well take it to him and he'll get it running for ya. Hugs and Kisses Your Teddy Bear Rosco.
  19. I was thinking of starting this Crossover as letters written between Iola and Rosco which they are pen pals and they have fallen in love. They have sent each other pictures of themselves. So here goes the first part of the Crossover with Iola's letter to Rosco. Dear Rosco, I would really like to visit Hazzard County sometimes, and Boss Hogg sounds somebody I wouldn't like too much. But your sister Lulu sounds nice and she is married to him so I guess he ain't so bad. I love the picture you have sent me in your last letter, wow your actually a Sheriff and the Flash is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life. So here's more about myThema Harper and her family they are neighbors for lifetime now infact Momma even likes them. There's Thelma Harper she is widow and she misses her husband all the time she doesn't say but you can tell it. And her son Vinton and his young wife Naomi she doesn't always get along with Mama, what's that saying about a mother not wanting her baby to get hurt again. Well lets see there Bubba her grandson which she is taking care of and he is in High School right now. I was hoping that in your next letter you tell me more about Hazzard and I could tell you more about Raytown. Hug and Kisses, Iola P. S. Take care of Flash that is one cute Bassett Hound there my favorite breed of dog. Cue Anybody(Rosco's Letter to Iola is Next)
  20. Agent Booth was waiting for Bones and he was in Hazzard and apparently there was a skelelton discover in the Yuchey Swamp and he didn't feel like going there all by himself but he had two excellant tour guide and he is was on this site rite now. Agent Booth had gotten a ride from Bo and Luke Duke to the Swamp in their 69 Dodge Charger that they called the General Lee and it was really something. He knew that Bones wouldn't want to travel in this right here, especially since he gotten through the windows which they had explained he thought this was the best car he has rode in. cue Anybody
  21. Nick says "Come on Verconica were meeting the Emma and Billy Bob Cowbell and they drove all the way from Yahooville, Texas to pick up and baby there desperate for kid. I think we could charge them double." Verconica says "You can't smell Luke, I love him and I think with the baby on the way we really have a chance of being a family." Nick says "Oh come, Verconica us and this little baby that won't stop crying a family and you I don't want anymore kids let's get going befote the Cowbells change their mind." Verconica says "No Nick, I won't sell this baby I am returning Luke to his parents and to hell with what you think this isn't right what we are doing." Nick says " But I got the keys to the car right now in my pocket." Verconica says "Oh grow up Nick, that's the house keys I just handed and do you really think I would trust with keys to my car and good bye." Nick says "No Verconica your not taking Luke back to his parents right now?" Cue Kitty
  22. Joey says "Well, one sister and nephew and you know it good to finally meet family. Does anybody have a picture of this baby brother of your Dusty and one thing. Is that the same Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane My Grandpa used to talk about being a deputy." Cue Dusty Rose Duke
  23. Micheal says "Well, first we had the boys and then he had Stephanie and then just recently we had our little three pack so I used to more than one at a time. But you had six women at one time how did you keep track on that one right there." Cue Dusty Rose Duke
  24. Email your address to bndgirl75@yahoo.com right now I have thrity-five chapters so I could send what I have saved allreadry in Dukes folder.
  25. Micheal says "Hi, and what's going on and you know we got our handsful with six kids we just had triplets." By this time Clark had seen Bo, and he went to go and tell him the news about his brother. Bo parks the General and he sees Clark standing but doesn't see Jonathan anywhere around. He figures he must be inside the house. Clark walks up to Bo and says "Hey Uncle Bo, it's me Clark and my dad insist here and there some bad news I got to tell you in fact my dad died this January the night he got elected to Senate he had a massive heart attack." Cue Dusty Rose Duke
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