Julieduke

The Shakiest Gun In The West, is a Don Knotts Movie and he plays a Philly Dentist and first scene with Dental School Final Exam will have laughing out of your chair. He's one determined dentist, what his mother pulls out of her purse for a tip for the porter will have you cracking up as well. Don Knotts looks pretty nice when he gets his all black cowboy outfit out west and the Indain Scene you got to see as well. Don Knotts plays Dr. Jesse W. Heywood and he is heading west and kind of green with a gun and everything western at this point. Barbara Rhoades plays this is outlaw named "Bad Penny" and she is the good shot of the movie. You'll like the Indian lady in the Stagecoach and what she pass's out in the stage as they are going. Oh the Father from "Mash" as a part in the movie and once it gets going it never stops.

Mz. Ellie takes the phone and says "You know Adam looks alot like you Kathy, and it's shame you didn't get to raise him but he's a nice young man." Cue dukesrule2000

Julie says "Listen Elaine, you don't even know my brother like that so quit trying to pretend that you do know him." Cue Bo's Crush

Reba says "I'm sorry but my temper got the best of me and you know what maybe I shouldn't done that but he got me going when he called me a "Ewing Brat" and I ain't one okay." Cue dukesrule2000

I have three Tom Wopat cd's and each one is in a different style. Amazing.

Bobby says "Now wait a minute Kathleen is his family as well and you know and Luke is his Step-father as well." cue dukesrule2000

John Ross says "Dad, did you know that Reba took about three shots at my car and hit as well got my two front tires and my radiator." Back At The Farm Clark's cellphone rings and it was his mom and he was telling her what has happening and she was getting mad. She knew, what the farm meant to Jonathon and what it meant to Reba as well and she wondered how he pulled it off. Cue dukesrule2000

Bobby had drove in town and met his brother at the Gazebo and he says "You know J.R. and John Ross I did something that you could never do I got the Oil Right for the Kent Farm and Reba can't do anything about, but one thing Bo Duke has a got a temper he almost hit me. And Adam wants nothing to do with him I was going to partners with him on the oil." cue dukesrule2000 P.S. Good Post, I wander what J.R. going to say about this here.

I wonder what that could be.

Katalyn says "Thank You Mz. Elly you know I never knew my family but you make for not knowing my Grandmother." cue Dukesrule2000

Reba goes and gives her father a great big hug and says "Dad, that's the best news I heard so far and kids we ain't moving and we are worth Ten Million Dollars and that is family money." Clark says "That great to know, but Uncle Bo why did my father leave Hazzard he never mentioned only that it was a real big deal." Reba says "Well when the Spencers Lawyers get on the phone things get done, and I'm going to sue Bobby Ewing. You know Cliff Barnes happens to be a Lawyer as well but Clark why doesn't your Mom want to run for Senate again. I thought she loved being a Senator." Clark says "She does but she wants to be the very first Woman President of U.S.A." Cue dukesrule2000 Cue dukesrule2000

Julie says "You know, I didn't say anything but the family docter thinks I might have Mono and she actually said that she didn't want me leaving for college. I was hiding it from the family you know I'm really gungho about this whole college thing. And she told me it might be contgaious as well." Cue Bo's Crush or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba says "Well I'm glad to here that but one question why did Uncle Jonathon leave Hazzard way before Uncle Bo did. That is bothering both me and Clark and why did he change his name to Kent is Kent our Maternal Grandmother's maiden or something this is really bothering does anybody really know about this and thank you. And when this is all over I'm having the biggest BBQ at the Farm that anybody as ever seen and all the Dukes are invited and related families and yes Lois are the Davenport as well. But one the only Ewing's invited are my hubby and Adam as well." Clark says "What about your Mother-in-law Reba you know Mz. Lucy Ewing Jackson she is Jason's Mother?" Reba says "Well, I just don't know about that just ask when this all over okay Clark and please call your Mom and see what she can do and let's see does she know Cliff Barnes he's running for Senate in the Kansas." Clark says "Againist her, but she told me that thinking about not running and just letting him run againist whoever comes up but she will Support Cliff Barnes thow." Cue dukesrule2000

Bo says "Well, I wouldn't know about being pregant either Julie wrong person to ask where's Dusty when you need her?" Cue Bo's Crush or Dusty Rose Duke

Somebody please get Sadie that collar allreadry.

Balladeer: Now Wait a minute our Reba is worth Ten Million Dollars, does also have a Uncle Jed and a Granny a have dog named Duke as well.

Reba is busy on the phone and all of sudden she is happy about something and she looks at Clark and says "You know that One Million Dollar Trust Fund that Mz. Ellie left me well I just called the bank and they said it's worth Ten Million Dollars now. And they told me that I could've touched it at 21 years old and that all I had to do was JR Ewing but now since I'm way over that age now well I don't need him especially everything me did he lost that his Power of Attourney on it and It's all mine now. Clark, I'm making a Bobby Ewing a offer that he won't be able to turn down." Clark says "You mean Reba, your Ten Million Dollars Richer than you thought you was and it's all yours. Wait a minute don't tell me your going to take your trust fund and offer it be put in Bobby Ewing's name for the Oil Rights do you think he go for it." Reba says "Well, that does sound like a pretty good plan right there cousin but where could I meet Bobby at that would be neutral grounds." Clark says "What about the Boars Nest, you know how you feel about him being here and have you told your Grandfather about what's going right now?" Cue dukesrule2000

Back At Southfork Young Reba says "Mz. Ellie why did that blonde hair guy get upset when he seen me I look just like him. Is he my real daddy, you can tell me." Cue dukesrule2000

Correction I went to say "Julie".

Middle

Back at the Duke Farm, Reba says "Wait a minute Clark when I left Mz. Ellie told me that she has a trust fund in my name and back then it was worth a Million Dollars, I wonder what it's worth now a days. I have the papers for it and I think I'm going to call Dallas First National but it's under Reba Cowbell and it has my social security number on and she used my Momma's maiden name a security code as well." Clark looks at Reba's kids and says "Listen, keep cool about all this I wonder what is going on at the Kent Farm. He looks at them and says your Momma has a trick up her sleeve for saving the Farm." Jason Jr. says "But she is wearing a tank top Uncle Clark where is Mom hiding the trick at then. Everybody would see it if she was trying to hide something." Cue dukesrule2000

John Ross looks at Lucy and says "Honey Darling your cellphone is ringing aren't you going to get that now." Lucy is hearing the phone and she picks it up and it's and her cousin Reba and she says listen to her cousin and she says "I'm sorry to hear about that that lowdown and rotten thing for Bobby Ewing you to do and if there's anything I can do about don't hestitate about." Reba on the phone says "Can you make sure he has four flats on his precious Mercedes Lucy." Lucy hangs up and says "John Ross and J.R. that DAMM BOBBY EWING TOOK THE OIL RIGHTS TO THE KENT FARM RIGHT UNDER MY COUSIN AND HE'S CLAIM'S IT'S JUST BUSINESS HE'S NO BETTER THAN THE TWO OF YOU. AND JOHN ROSS WERE THROUGH AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE EITHER ONE OF YOU TWO EVER AGAIN. I got to get going and talk to my cousin about this I can't believe I thought I was good stealing the bearer bonds from Lex Luthor but jeez this just ain't right. Where is Reba and her family going to live now, I wish Jonathon Kent was around to see this he had a temper I guess you didn't know that as well." Lucy walks out of the Bluebird Cafe but before she walks out she's says "John Ross, do you mind catching the check it's not much to pay now." She walks and thinks about her being three months pregant by John Ross Ewing, and is wondering how does she tell her son or daughter about what just happened here to her Cousin and her six kids. She see's Cooter working on John Ross's car and she says "Uncle Cooter, Bobby Ewing just got the Oil Rights to The Kent Farm right out from under Reba and there is nothing we can do about it right now." Cooter looks at his cousin and says "Oh ya, who says there's nothing I calling Cliff Barnes and tell him and find out what legal steps can be taken and one thing I seen you having lunch with John Ross and J.R. Ewing at the Bluebird Cafe what's up with that." Lucy Lane says "Oh, I was in love with him but I just broke up with what makes it worst I'm three months pregant with his baby now. What do I about that Uncle Cooter this is horrible I feel awful how can I tell Reba, Chloe, Lois,, Clark and Lana that the man I was in love was John Ross Ewing III." Cue dukesrule2000 Balladeer: It seems that Reba has a big problem well at least her cousin has her back about this right here.

Mz. Ellie says "Katalyn and Adam isn't there anything I can do to have you stay this is just like when Gary left and then Bobby but he came back. And then I almost lost J.R. come on Adam your my Grandson what could be so bad." Cue dukesrule2000