Julieduke

Lucy Lane looks at Luke and says "So was that tape helpful it sure was intersecting when I listen to it. I'm sorry I don't like it when somebody else is doing my family wrong and that is just wrong what's doing to Reba." cue dukesrule2000

Katalyn says "Ya, good riddenances you don't want to we don't have to visit my family in Smallville, Kansas." Cue dukesrule2000

J.R. Ewing walks in as Katalyn and Adam are about ready to leave and he says "Adam, what's your rush is the place too big for ya. And I just wanted to get to know my own nephew that's all and good to see ya. Say hello to your Mama for me and tell her that she ever gets tired of Luke that, I'm here in Dallas." Katalyn says "No, her and Luke love each other the same way that we do J.R. and there is nothing that can stop true love now." Cue dukesrule2000

F. Nancy Lou Nelson

Good Job.

J.R. and Billy Bob walk in the room and Reba was talking with Mz. Ellie and Billy Bob says "Let's get this straight once and for all Bo Duke ain't your father I am and why can't you accept that Reba." Young Reba says "But Daddy, I look exactly like him I don't look a thing like you now." Cue Dusty Rose Duke or Dukesrule2000

Julie says "Maybe, he thought that he thought that we would be safer in Hazzard with our family around. You know, whatever he got into if they found out about the two of us they would try to kidnap either you or me." cue Dusty Rose Duke

Reba walks after excusing herself and telling Robert she will be right back and she says "So Wait a minute Aunt Kathy you ain't afraid of the Ewings, I'm not and there not getting the Kent Farm and Lucy why did Uncle Jonathon tell you and not Clark or Aunt Martha I think it great went looking for me. But one question here he was riding a Harley-Davidson at the time when he left Hazzard where was he going to put the baby seat is he found me at now!" Lucy and everybody else was laughing about the Baby Seat and got everybody laughing by now and she says "Oh Reba, now that's the Davenport wit now you just have to say that and I haven't thought of that right there before. And you should've seen John Ross's face when I told him I was never pregant I know Luke I'm playing with fireworks right now. But I kinda of think I sent John Ross a M80 and I don't know what Reba sent to John Ross when she shot up his car but I think it's stronger than what I tossed." Meanwhile The Phone is ringing off the hook and Reba says "Well Lucy I hope you hurt John Ross real bad I bet he really wanted that baby as well so what is going on right now you know Uncle Luke, Aunt Kathy and Aunt Daisy the phone is ringing off the hook there. If it had legs it would probaly walk here to one of us to answer allreadry." Lucy pulls something out of her pocket and hands it too Reba and says "Listen I bugged Bobby's car when he left Texas and got the recorder out from underneath his car before I left and I think the Duke Family could use this he's calling somebody about obtaining the oil rights to your farm and it pretty much shows how underhanded and sneaky he is as well." Reba says "Thanks Lucy, this will be very intersecting so what other talents do you have can you hotwire a car as well. Siphon the gas tank or anything else illegal, what about hack into a private computer system as well." Lucy says "No that's Chloe he can Hack into a private Computer network not me now!" Cue dukesrule2000

Reba looks at her kids and says "I don't know about y'll but if any of you's have any questions don't think twice to ask me." cue dukesrule2000

Gravy(Y'll are making me hungary now.)

I bought my Father a book on "Yankees Stadium" and a Dvd with five classic 70's Cop shows but sometime after I bought it the Antanna on top of the house got fried by lightening and he has to get that fixed.

Lucy see's Kathy and Luke outside with Adam and she says "Hey Adam is true that Bobby Ewing is your biological father, that is really something and I know Mr. Kent wouldn't want Bobby Ewing or Ewing Oil to have Mineral Rights to his farm. I feel I know him pretty good in fact he told me once why he left Hazzard but I never told Clark or his Mom why he did that ever. Are you curious, well he said that the day that Reba was snatched he was dating Olivia Hogg and she has accidently told him the plan that her J.R.Ewing along with Billy Bob Cowbell had going and he looks at her and runs to his motorcycle trying to warn Bo and he heard the plan to little Rose as well. Well once on his Harley he gets almost to his farm and he ran out of gas he felt so terrible about it that he radio Cooter about got him to pick him and gassed up and went back home. You see he told me that you and Bo was there and he was holding onto Reba's sock and upset and he seen Emma there and he looked at her with distaste because he knew what she had done. Well he said goodbye to everybody but he sworn to my Uncle Cooter that he was going to chase after J.R. Ewing and Billy Bob and he wasn't coming back without his little Niece with him. Well, he told me that he got to Kansas and ran out of money and Gas and he seen his Uncle and Aunt's farm up ahead and he stopped there and decided to change his name after that." Cue dukesrule2000

Micheal says "Okay, but I wasn't running away from Daisy I had something to do and yes I can resist a challenge I'll show you one day yet Dusty." Cue Dusty Rose Duke or MikeLutton

Bo says "Sure follow Enos back he take there!" Cue Bo's Crush

Meanwhile at Cooter's Garage Cooter says "Lucy, pull your car into my garage okay and will take my truck over to the Duke Farm you know Reba is my cousin as well and I got to know what all of this is about right now." Lucy says "Okay Uncle Cooter, you know I was thinking it's been acting up lately can you look at it later. It seems like it has a mind of his own lately as well, at least once a day it overheats I just don't understand right now." Cooter says "I'll look at it later Lucy, and don't worry I sure the problem will figure now as were on the way over to the Duke Farm, what's been bothering like there's something you might want to tell me kinda of important as well." Cooter and Lucy walked over to his tow truck and they got in and John Ross noticed and says "Hey there, what about my car aren't you going to fix it good as new." Cooter says "Well, honestly I got to order the parts your car is foreign and well I don't exactly stock parts for a Mercede Benz in the garage now. And it seems that those tires are going to be kind of tricky as well, are you sure the used wouldn't work till you got back to Dallas or Houston or wherever in Texas you are from." John Ross says "Excuse me, Your stalling this how long can it take to fix a radiator and gets tires for my car." Cooter says "Well Mr. Ewing if you want to buy the manual and get the parts your more than welcome to give it a try for yourself now!" Lucy says "Hey John Ross, IF I GOT SMART WITH YOU, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?" John Ross says "Hey you becareful that's a Ewing your carrying there I will sue for custody of my baby and raise it in Texas." Lucy says "Excuse me, what baby I'm not pregant John Ross that must be some other girl your thinking of not me!" Cooter puts the truck in gear and as they take off he radio's the Duke Farm and says he's on the way over there and looking at Lucy Lane and wondering what she is up to lately. A little while later, Cooter and Lucy show up and it seems that everybody is glad to see her and her talk with Cooter had him laughing and is getting out and says "You mean you told him you was three months pregant and you wasn't well that what that was all about, and you dumped him as well he sure did look like a fool in front of his father and Uncle out there." Lucy Lane says "That was the whole idea his sister made a fool out Ross, and it just a little revenge did you see that look of disappointment on his face Uncle Cooter I'm good aint I." Cooter and Lucy walk in and Reba says "What are the two of you laughing about tell us the joke okay." Lucy Lane says "Well if you must know Reba and everybody else I broke up with John Ross Ewing III in front of his daddy, and left my check with him and told him I was three months pregant only to deny it later. He looked liked a fool in front of J.R. Ewing and Bobby Ewing and yes I'm good." Clark says "Lucy, you did that for what happened to Reba I can't believe one question what made you want to go out with John Ross Ewing III he's one catch." Lucy says "You can say that again now, I wanted to make a king size fool out of him that's all and it worked you should've seem get mad at me and he was actually concerned for me. He told me that he was going to get custody of the baby when it was born well that's when I denied it." Clark says "Lucy Lane, you haven't lost your touch you know that you went and broke his heart and made him pick up the tab as well." Cue dukesrule2000

Happy Father's Day tommorrow to all the Father's on Hazzardnet.

Bo says "Hey Enos is there anyway he can ride back to the farm Luke was supposed to pick us up but I think he forget about the time thow." Cue Bo's Crush

Reba says "Wait one minute you are forgeting that JR Ewing and Billy Bob Cowbell with help from my Momma kidnapped me from the hosptial and I wasn't Billy Bob's daughter they had a blood test that proved I was my Daddy's daughter. Oh Wait a minute Billy Bob kept my oldest Little Bo when he was little when I left Southfork and if it wasn't for Dad and Ranger Walker well they got him back as well." Clark says "Wow Reba, no wonder you took a shot a John Ross's car eariler that's alot to go through and I know what not to call you now." Reba says "Don't you even dar Clark, and that's not funny what somebody thought you was somebody else's or was raised to believed the man you called Daddy was from Father, and he wasn't and he really snatched you from your rightful father!" Clark says "Reba, please calm down you sound like my father now." Cue dukesrule2000

Finding.

I like his Country Cd from 1992 the best, but have his music on 45 record and have some pretty rare titles as well. I'll have to pull them out to check out the titles for Hazzardnet if anybody wants to know which ones I have. My dad has John's "It's Now Or Never" 45 record single and the only thing he has by John Schneider.