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Julieduke

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  1. These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes" !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back? Trustworthey. 2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first? The Woman. The Man would get lost. 3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business? 1. No Mind. 2. No business 4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed? He wanted a foam mattress. 5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked. "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father". 6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ? They're both empty from the neck up. 7. When is the only time a woman can change a man? When he's a baby. 8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them. 9. How do men sort their laundry? "Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable". 10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband." " I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."
  2. Thanks my enjoyed his Regal thow, and my brother outraced a mustang with iy.
  3. I think the guy that is only 5"3" is has funny as the whole cast.
  4. Now with Luke and Daisy doing all the chores and seeing how Enos is doing and Bo still wanting to find out what Daisy wrote in her Diary. Bo goes out to the barn and he goes up to loft and there is Enos in the loft of the Barn and he is asking Enos what are doing up there, did you know that are people looking for you right now. But you know I can keep a secret pretty good Enos and he sees that he can trust Bo. Besides Uncle Jesse is mad at me and Cooter for reading Daisy's diary a couple of days ago. And Daisy just won't let it drop, someday I have all the luck Enos, talk to ya later.
  5. Is Boss going take over his former job in the story. Julieduke
  6. Am I right but couldn't everybody on HazzerdNet see Ben Jones being the Mechanic in the Music Video. This the latest single out for Alan Jackson.
  7. How can they talking sequel if they don't even know how the first movie is going to do?
  8. On Friday John will turn forty-five and he will be on the second episode of Living with Fran playing Riley's fathers Tom.
  9. I was watching Access Hollywood and did you know that "The Dukes of Hazzerd" made the tv's guilty pleasures list. But Knight Rider didn't make that list.
  10. Dear Diary Enos and Rufus is in trouble of sorts, the sheriff and the state people is looking for them right now. Talk to you later, Daisy: You Know Enos this will look bad on Uncle Jesse, they alreadry know about Bo, Luke and Me but they don't know about you. Enos: Ya I know but they aren't going to find me Daisy. Daisy : You sure are stubborn Enos. Enos : You think so, well they haven't seen nothing yet Daisy.
  11. I love the reason why Uncle Jesse can't have the President at the Duke Farm. Anybody remember exactly what he had said.
  12. The mother of the baby in the show is James Best's daughter.
  13. The Principal picks up the brown bag, and finds pictures of Rufus Strate bullying kids over the school. He wants to wait until eight period to make it look like he getting away with everything he is doing. Enos is asking Luke what did you do around the office and do think it will work Luke. Luke looks at Enos and tells him to just wait and see what happens later. The Prinicpal annoces Enos brothers name over the Pa during eightth period and Enos and Luke hears this as well. And Enos is asking it worked Luke , whatever you did it worked.
  14. I was looking at a autograped cd cover that I have last night and I noticed that John Schneider co-wrote the song "This Time" if didn't know any better on this there is somebody that recently released the song as a single as help on this matter.
  15. Daisy sees Cooter and Bo in her room, and she is just looking when they are reading her diary she figure she has that camera she got for her birthday this year. She is standing in the hallway and snaps a picture of Bo reading her diary she walks away and figure this will prove he is reading my diary now. Daisy tells Uncle Jesse that she got a picture of Bo reading her diary and Cooter is in her room as well. Daisy also says them sneaks also pick opened my diary as well, I don't know what I am going to do now abou this goind now.
  16. For Children to improve, they need to overhear the nice things you say about then to others. ]Grandchildren are God's compensation for growing old. Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it's tiresome for children to keep explaining things to them. Here we hare a Baby. It is composed of a Bald Head and a pair of Lungs. How many parents does it take to change a light bulb? Forget it, there to busy changing diapers. Humans are the only species which allow the young to come back after they've left the nest. One of most obivous fact about grown-ups to a child is what they have fargotten what it is like to be a child. The Best Inheritance we can give is a few minutes of our time each day.
  17. Daisy is getting along at school quite well, and she sees that Bo seems to have gotten in trouble again. There was Enos walking by and she sees that he kind of cute, oh good Luke seems to be friend with him and that seems to be the best way for her go and talk to him around the farm later on. Daisy is wonder what is going on, and it seems that Cooter Davenport and Bo are talking about cars. She is asking does anybody know anything about this and she shows them her dairy that was left open on her bed.
  18. Two months later, Layla is asking Luke isn't this odd about John asking me to be Godmother to the triplets and Julie asking you to be Godfather to the triplets. It almost like they know what they are doing with this, and well Luke do you think little J.P. or J.J. are going to keep a out of trouble as they get older now. Layla lets not forget there is little Rebecca Mae to consider as well, she is going to be a little heartbreaker you know she looks just like Julie. Bo is asking how Roy doing Layla , and she had said that he gets his cast off tomorrow and he just can't wait to drive again. Layla says " You know Bo, I have bought Roy a Toronado and he will just have a ball with that car, at least no more agruement between him Sally anymore. Beside if Roy floods his car or breaks the cb he can't anybody but himself." Daisy sees Layla talking with Bo and Luke and is asking how is those triplets doing Layla. Layla said just fine but the J.P. and J.J. won't let there parents sleep through night now. Layla says that I know this for a fact because I watched them last night so John and Julie could go out for the first time since they had them. Daisy Big Jim says the boys looks like him and Daisy says that Uncle Jesse says those boys looks like him. Bo says will have to wait to the kids get older to settle that right there, and Layla says to Luke there is something I have been meaning to tell you for a long time now , but it kind of personal and not in front of everybody here. Narrator: Now I wonder what Layla had to tell Luke Now.
  19. Layla had realized that who this Chris guy was after awhile, Chris was the guy before she had met Luke and before she was racing on the Nascar Circuit.Layla had knew him in Alabama and they broken but he never got over her, that was how he knew about Sally and Roy. Roy never did like Chris that well. Layla was now on her way to see how John and Julie was doing and get there to let her grandpa know that she was okay, she had picked up her grandmother on the way over there. She had told Rosco her connection to Chris before she had left the Sheriff's station and he had looked stunned about him. Layla was so happy about being a Aunt for the very first time and she yet sad at the same time to, you see she had missed her parents and wished she hadn't had that miscarriage and accidents after a few years ago. Oh, how she still loved Luke, she must find a way to tell before it is too late.
  20. Layla and had went to the hospital after her grandfather had told her she about to be a aunt after all this. Layla was thinking that she hasn't seen her brother John since he went into the Marines. When she walks in she sees that her brother waiting with Grandfather and there was her Grandmother as well. John was asking Layla what is going on around this county, I know I haven't been around in a long time but the general is at Cooter's and Bo and Luke aren't no where to be found neither is Cooter is Enos and Rosco or Cletus and could that be are you a deputy here. The Docter comes out and says that he wants to see John , and he tells him that there is surprized in for him about Julie. John is asking what is the big surprized for me Doc,.... and the docter told him you know how your wife said you having Twins, well had one more to that. John had looked at the docter like he was kidding with him and he asked him , are you serious doc. The Docter said I certainly come back and see your new sons and daughter back with your wife. John went to see Julie, and she says well aint' this going to surprize my Uncle and cousins. And John says to her what names for these the O'neill three here, and John says the boy in Blue is John Patrick III and the boy in green is Jesse James and the this little girl is Rebecca Mae and that would fit right in. The docter said that the family could come back and see the babies and Layla, was so happy that she looked and John Patrick III, Jesse James and Rebecca Mae and she says that Julie that your Jesse is so going to so please that you named one of the babies after him. And Julie said that we figure with a name like Jesse James we are honoring both Uncle Jesse and Big Jim. And Big Jim says to the John that he is going to phone Uncle Jesse and tell him about the babies right now.
  21. Smokey and the Bandit and The Cannonball Run movies and a old movie called the Gumball Rally.
  22. Just as Big Jim was getting worried for Bo, Luke and Daisy and everybody else especially his grandkids his grandson John Jr. walks in and says to his grandfather that I had heard through grandma that they twins got hurt. Big Jim: Julie Duke how are you doing today? Julie : It is Julie O'Neill now, and having my first baby any minute now. Big Jim:Well , lets get the nurse over here then, and he yells for a nurse saying that my great-grandchild needs a proper welcome in the world. It my first great-grandchild. Julie : Says will they please hurry up? Nurse : If you will just come this way, and make sure that baby is okay. Julie : Oh, it's twins you know that I am having. Big Jim : Another set twins in this family, you know father was a twins, and you mother and father had twins and now you and Julie are having twins. What a fine a family tradition the O'Neill. Narrator: Won't everybody be surprized by this news folks.
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