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Rosco took Lucas to the police station, where Enos was just about to leave. "Enos you dipstick!" Rosco scoffed. "Why didn't you tell me you were back already?" "Howdy Sherriff!" Enos grinned, shaking his hand. "I ain't Sherriff now," Rosco said. "Hopefully you will be." "Sherriff," said Enos. "I'm always gonna call you that." "I was afraid of that," said Rosco. "Once a dipstick, always a dipstick. Oh, is this yours?" "Lucas," Enos sighed. "You run off from your sister again?" Lucas nodded. "You know she's gonna have a fit when she finds you," said Enos. "You'd best get it over with." Lucas wimpered. "Don't give me that now," said Enos, shaking his head. "You have to learn to take what's coming to you. Maybe then you'll stop wanderin' off like that." Lucas sighed and gazed out the window where his sister was storming up the sidewalk. Frankly, he'd rather be back with that skunk.

Jesse: The Dukes don't run. Sometimes we'd like to run and sometimes we oughta run. But we don't and we won't. Bo: Why? Just cuz we're Dukes? Jesse: No. Cuz we got nowhere else to go. Heh heh. Jesse: Now we Dukes take revenge on property...not people. Enos: You snookered me Uncle Jesse. Jesse: Well...yes...But Enos, I think you wanted to be snookered...See deep down I think you want to fight this system just as badly as we do. Enos: That may be so but I still have to do my duty as a sworn in lawman! I'll see you later Uncle Jesse. Jesse: Heh heh...Sworn in lawman.

In which early episode is that? The same sort of thing happened on MASH, when Col. Blakes wife went from being named Mildred to Lorraine and Col. Potter's wife was named Mildred. Our mom (a huge MASH fanatic) thinks that they wanted to have Mildred for Col. Potter's wife, so they changed the name for Col. Blake's. Ironically enough, Col. Potter's horse on MASH went from being a "he" to a mare named Sophie, kind of like Flash did when Rosco first got "her".

There was an episode with a boxing match in which a certain general was present (played by Sorrell Booke). The one playing right now involves 5 o'clock Charlie flying over.

There's an episode guide for Enos at tvtome.com which gives a lot of info about it. It may not help in your search but it will give you an overview of the show.

Jesse: And don't go selling 'em at a profit. That'd be wrong too. Jesse: ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA TAKE THESE DANG DOORS OFF! Jesse: The family line ends with Daisy. The chances of either of you two producing a family ranks right up there with hogs producing beef. Luke: Thanks a lot. Jesse: You know...it is kinda funny. (anyone know what episode this was from by the way?)

Daisy: Well Enos, looks like you'll just have to hoof it back to your car and call this one in. You disappointed? Enos: I ain't ever disappointed to see you Daisy. Daisy: Whaddya want for supper. Greens and grits, or grits and greens? Rosco: (to Bo and Luke) You wouldn't dare! Daisy: But I would! (dumps pitcher of beer over Rosco's head) After the chase... Daisy: Anyone else want a beer? Daisy: Enos, we'll have to stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk. Enos: Shucks Daisy. I thought you were Bo and Luke. Daisy: Enos, don't you know the difference between boys and girls. Enos: (mutters) I know there's a difference... Rosco: Daisy Duke! I thought you were Bo. Daisy: Rosco, if you can't tell the difference between me and Bo, either you're losing your eyesight or I'm losing my figure. Enos: Shucks Daisy, you ain't losing nothin' and I got 20-20 vision! Rosco: Daisy Duke you... Daisy: Rosco if you made me late for my beauty appointment so help me...

Somewhere there's a poll that asks if you'd like to see the Enos series released on DVD. I think it's on Sonny Shoyer's website, which has a link somewhere in the forums but I forget where. I'm sure we're a lot of help <sarcasm>

Some dumb bad guy called the Baron Von Klutz who was doing a very bad impersonation of Hitler. He was funny though. Baron: Vhat have you done!? You have ruined my engine! Micky: Naw, I haven't ruined your enigine at all. Anything I take apart I can put back together ya got a needle and thread?...how 'bout some glue?...some...some clay?...a bandaid?...spit on my finger? He ain't a Cooter Davenport that's for sure. Baron: Vhat's the problem now? Sidekick: Same old problem. Baron: Vhat's dat? Sidekick: Da car schtinks.

That'd be a great fanfic...Ray Stevens in the celebrity speed trap....hmmmm Here he comes again, who's that with him?...Ethel?...Is that you Ethel!?...What do you think you're doin'?!...You get your clothes on!!!!...Say it isn't so Ethel!...Ethelllllll!!!!

He was married at one time. In "Luke's Love Story", Luke asked him, "Have you ever felt that way about a woman?" and Jesse says, "Yeah once...I married her."

Cooter: Well I'd like to report a stolen car! It's a blue Plymouth Fury with... Enos: We know what it looks like Cooter! We've been chasing the ding dang thing all mornin'! Cooter: You have? Runs real good don't it? Enos: Yeah, what you got in that thing? I couldn't even catch it! What kind a headers you got in there... I just love it, even though I don't understand all the technical talk about cars, that Plymouth Fury was cool, even if it did get blown up.

You know you watch to much Dukes of Hazzard when... You can't watch episodes on CMT that you have on DVD because you can tell exactly which parts they cut out for commercials. Your parents bug you about using the computer too much to check out Hazzardnet and read long fanfiction (Mom: Next time just print it out!) You have one of your students be Ben Jones's autograph at the autoshow in Kansas City because you have to compete in a Judo tournament that day (hopefully he pulls through). You get the song from Daisy sour cream commercials stuck in your head (start with a smile and a dollap...a dollap...a dollap...of Daisy!) You can just picture Enos singing that song with that big ridiculous grin. You write over 20 stories of how Enos and Daisy could've gotten married. And you're still ticked off that they never did on the show!

Yes, it's sad as they should have gotten married, although making it so they didn't leaves a lot of room for fanfiction about it. But I still say they should have. If they have them get married in the new movie coming out, it may redeem itself despite the rumors going around.

Here's some ideas that we've come up with but haven't posted. If any of these stick out to you, let us know and we'll get it started. The Blue Diamond – Enos finds a diamond ring and takes it as an omen, only to find out that it’s a stolen heirloom worth a reward of $1000. Amnesia – An injury in Los Angeles causes Enos to lose his memory and his partner takes him back to Hazzard with hopes of getting it back. The Drought – A drought in Hazzard puts the Duke farm at risk, until a mysterious bidder buys it and allows to Dukes to stay. Big City Wedding – A heartbroken Enos is tricked into getting engaged to the daughter of a big city mobster in L.A. Witness Protection – Enos goes into the witness protection program, but tries to send clues to Hazzard that he isn’t really gone. Can You Hear Me Now? – Enos goes deaf after a shootout and a group of crooks takes advantage of it. The Boar’s Nest Fire – Enos saves Daisy when the Boar’s Nest burns down, but she becomes self-conscious of her looks after the fire.

If you like, our story "The Playpen Returns" involves Enos and Daisy. It was the first one we posted in Fics in Progress

Racing official: Sorry fellas, but you gotta have a car. Davy: Now, wait just a minute. I happen to be a very fast runner. (runs around table) Mike: There! Did you see that? That boy is fast! Racing official: But you gotta have a car! Davy: A car? But we gotta car! Mike: We do? Davy: The Monkeemobile! I'll race that! Mike: Oh the Monkeemobile. See you later shotgun! Davy of course wins the race against the German Klutzmobile and gets kisses from a bunch of pretty girls. Now if he'd been racing against the General Lee...

From CMT Insider "Cooter was the only mechanic in a town where all they did was wreck cars." How sweet is that?

We've done a lot of Enos and Daisy stories but we haven't posted any of those yet (since we're busy with the one where they have kids). We'll have to get some of those posted for you. Glad to see there's another "Enos and Daisy shoulda got married dang it!" fan.

Oh do write! We've thought of several ideas where they think Enos is gone for one reason or another, but we're working on other stuff right now. Do continue!

Okay Brian you struck a nerve there. What the Monkees and the Dukes have in common is that Jam and I are big fans of both! Yes, it was a pontiac GTO and was especially built for them. It had three rows of seats, a convertible roof, and a parachute that came out the back in Kelloggs commercials. True, Davy could hardly see over the top of the steering wheel, which is probably why Davy hardly ever drove it (Mike usually did). There was an episode where Davy drives it in a race and they do a gag where Davy says, "I think I'm a little high," and Mike takes the phone book out from under him, rips out part of it, puts it back under him and Davy says, "Yeah, that's good." There were a lot of gags in that show that made fun of Davy's hight (but he's still a cutie!). Besides a cool car, the Monkees and the Dukes probably have little in common. The Monkees lived in the big city, had no father figure to keep them in line, the show was only a half-hour, and it only lasted two seasons. Also, I don't think the Dukes ever got heavily influenced by drugs (see the Monkees last episode and you'll know what we're talking about).

ah but did you know that those are called palindromes? Only an English major. My favorite Was it a rat I saw?

that's why the general can only be a 69 dodge charger!

The boys all stood back as Lily stormed up to the front door of the house, Tommy cowering behind her. The basset hound of the porch lifted its head, sniffed, wimpered a bit, and then went back to sleep. Lily rang the doorbell and the man answered. "Is my brother here?" Lily asked, looking into the room around the man. "Well uh," said the man, looking behind him. "There was a boy here but uh, you don't see him now do ya?" "I think he saw ya coming," Tommy said softly. "Thank you," said Lily, storming off and dragging Tommy with her. Rosco closed the door and looked behind him again. "It's okay boy," he said. "She's gone." Lucas peeked out from under the couch. "You in trouble ain't ya son?" Lucas nodded. "Well boy," said Rosco. "That's some spunk in that sister of yours. Got that from Daisy no doubt. It'd be cruel and unusual punishment to hand you over to a snapdragon like that." Lucas nodded again and wimpered a bit. "You don't say much do you?" Lucas sneered. "Just like Enos," Rosco said, mostly to himself. "He was quiet like that when he was kid. Then he done grew up and you couldn't get him to shut up half the time." Lucas smiled. "You certainly have his grin," said Rosco. "That's for sure. But I'll tell ya what I'll do. So as I don't get charges for kidnappin' or nothin', I'll just take you to your daddy." Lucas nodded as Rosco grabbed his old black Stetson. "Yep," said Rosco, opening the door. "He's a dipstick. But he's fair. Bruno, guard the house." Lucas followed Rosco outside and saw that the basset hound handn't moved. "Lazy mutt," Rosco mumbled. "They just don't make 'em like they used to. Flash would've at least moaned or something."

I agree though. Who needs to win when you have a faithful basset hound like Flash? Woof!