Jamanda

Toshia stays up late that night, talking to Daisy. Toshia: Daisy? Do you think I have a chance? Daisy: With Bo? Toshia: Yeah. Daisy: You still hung up on him? Toshia: I don't know...I didn't think I was. But then I saw him again and... Daisy: I know what you mean. Toshia: Has that ever happened to you? Daisy: Sure has. An old boyfriend left for California and I didn't think he'd ever come back. I was so sure I was over him when he did. Toshia: Did he still like you? Daisy: Oh yeah. He never stopped loving me. Toshia: So do you know if you still love him? Daisy: Sure don't. Toshia: Hmmm. Daisy: So in a way, I'm in the same boat you are. Toshia: Yeah, I guess so. Except you're really sure this fella loves you. I can't be all that certain about Bo. Daisy: Well Toshia, I'll do what I can to help you find out. Toshia: <smiling> I'd appreciate that.

Bo and Luke stroll into the Boar's Nest as usual. It had been a normal day. Boss sent Rosco after them with false charges, Enos managed to warn them, they hid out at Cooter's until they saw the real crooks, caught 'em, and cleared their names. Luke: Yeah, another typical day. Bo: You know Luke, I don't know how many more of these "typical days" I can take. Luke: Oh come on. Life would be dull without it. Bo: I guess. Maybe Boss'll give us a week off. Luke: Right. He'll do that when Enos finally gets enough nerve to take Daisy off our hands. Daisy: <coming up behind them> LUKE DUKE I HEARD THAT! Daisy scolds Luke while Bo looks over at one of the tables, where a familiar looking girl is sitting. Bo: No...it couldn't be... Cue anyone

Rosco putters around the station singing. He's a little Boss Hogg short and stout His wife Lulu has a case of gout When he gets all riled up, hear him shout "ROSCO YOU LAMEBRAIN, HOW'D THE DUKES GET OUT?" This has been Jamanda's random poetry corner. Tune in next time to hear Boss say... "ROSCO! IF I HEAR THAT INFERNAL SONG ONE MORE TIME..."

That Monday at school, who should Luke bump into but Patricia Henderson. Patricia: Hey Luke. Luke: Oh...hi. Patricia: Ooooh, that's a nasty bump. What happened? Luke: Well uh...we kinda got in a wreck on our way home. Patricia: I hope you weren't driving. You were really out of it after the party. Luke: How do you think we got in the wreck in the first place? Patricia: Oh...I'm sorry. Luke: Now I have no car, no liscense, and worst of all, my Uncle Jesse ain't ever gonna trust me again. Patricia: That's too bad. I was gonna invite you to another party. Luke: I think I've had enough parties, thanks. Patricia: <looking hurt> Well okay, but let me know if you change your mind. Luke watches her walk away. Luke: I shouldn't...I really shouldn't... Balladeer: Oh Luke, you better not. Uncle Jesse's mad enough as it is.

<sings> Happy happy Birthday We're so glad you're here! We hope you have a birthday That's filled with lots of cheer! Happy Happy Birthday May all your dreams come trueeee! Happy Happy Birthday From the Hazzardnet to you! Hey! This has been Jamanda's random poetry corner, tune in next time to hear Rosco's version of "I'm a little teapot."

Bo and Luke watch perplexed as Rosco arrests the streakers and the bank robbers. Bo: Well I'll be danged. Luke: We better get out of here. Bo: Yeah. If Rosco finds us, he'll think we're with them. Bo and Luke head back to town and happen to "bump" into Rosco as he's bringing in the prisoners to an irate Boss. Boss: Rosco! You.... Rosco: Good news! Good news! I caught these streakers and the people who robbed your bank. Lookee here, I got all your money back too. Boss: <growls and grabs money> How'm I supposed to collect insurance if I get it back. Luke: Well Rosco, I guess this means Daisy's off the hook right? Bo: And Enos too. Rosco: Well of course, I already knew it wasn't them. I figured it might be this lady when I saw her pretty red shoes she's got on there, and then I found these. Rosco produces a wig and a police hat. Rosco: Thought you'd outfox the Sheriff did ya? Well, shame shame, everybody knows your name! Come on now. Rosco ushers them into the jail. Bo and Luke stare at each other as Boss storms off after Rosco. Enos and Daisy come out shortly after. Daisy: Hey fellas! Luke: Hey! Enos: How about that? The sheriff was able to catch 'em. Daisy: Well he had to, seein' as he knew it wasn't us. Bo: But how did he know it wasn't ya'll? Daisy: Well see... Enos: <clapping hand over her mouth> Hush. That there's official police business. Rosco: <coming out and grumbling> Well if he had TOLD me it was for insurance money... Luke: Hey Rosco! That was some arrest. Rosco: It sure was. Bo: But how'd you know it wasn't Daisy and Enos? Rosco: <looks at Enos> Because I know Enos wouldn't lie, that's how. Now you Dukes go on and git. And you get in there and watch them prisoners. Rosco and Enos go back in the station while Bo and Luke walk off with Daisy. Luke: They hidin' something Daisy? Daisy: <grins> You heard the man. Official police business. Balladeer: Now if I knew, what Daisy knows, I'd probably be grinnin' like that too. Now the Dukes decided to cool off the whole thing at the Boar's Nest, when who should show up from the Celebrity Speed Trap...but the legendary Ray Stevens himself. Ray Stevens: Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter With all the news that is news across the nation On the scene at the super market There seems to have been some disturbance here Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes And here he come Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables Naked as a jay-bird And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel It was too late, she'd already been incensed... Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy And he ain't wearin' no clothes Oh yes, they call him the streak Fastest thing on two feet He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a peek Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to show off his physique If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' around Invitin' public critique... This is your action news reporter once again And we're here at the gas station Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked And he just appeared out of the traffic Come streakin' around the grease rack there Didn't have nothing on but a smile I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink I hollered...Don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy He's just in the mood to run in the nude Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to turn the other cheek He's always making the news Wearin' just his tennis shoes Guess you could call him unique... Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there To get Ethel a snow cone Here he come right our of the cheap seats Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already got a free shot Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team <Dukes cast sings Chorus> Here he comes again...who's that with him? Ethel, is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on! Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy Say it isn't so Ethel Ethel..................

Balladeer: Well, ol' Rosco ain't gonna be facing Enos anytime soon, so he figured he'd better get on out there and help the Dukes find whoever it was that robbed the bank. Now ol' Rosco didn't know it was Boss, cuz Boss didn't tell Rosco, cuz Rosco'd want a cut. You follow? Rosco comes into Boss's office as Boss is talking to a young couple. Rosco: Oh, sorry to interrupt Boss but... Boss: Rosco. I am in the middle of some very important business with these here young people. Rosco: <eyeing couple> Oh...hello there. Girl: Now Boss...about our um...deal? Boss: Oh yeah...well you just wait on that and I'll get back to you. Guy: We can't wait too long. We need to get moving on. Rosco eyes the couple as they walk out. Something about them is familiar. Bo and Luke also see them walking out of the Boar's Nest as they drive up in the General Lee. Bo: Hey...does that truck they're driving seem familiar? Luke: Yeah...I saw a truck like that in town...right after... Bo: Them streakers went through? Luke: Let's tail 'em. Bo: You got it. Balladeer: Now Bo and Luke don't know that Enos and Daisy are already off the hook, so they're following any lead they can to catch the real streakers. Bo: Would you look at that? Luke: Hazzard Coffin Works. Bo and Luke sneak in and see the couple talking to some other people. They overhear a plan to use a "special" method to rob the bank in the next town. Girl: It was just too easy to pin the blame on those two locals. Guy: Yeah...and one of them's a cop! They all bust up laughing, just as Rosco bursts in. Bo and Luke are shocked to see him. Rosco: FREEEEEZE! You're all under arrest! Balladeer: Well what d'ya know? Rosco's actually got good timing.

Did anyone else see John play a firefighter on Walker Texas Ranger? Whoo, does he look good in uniform or what? (Course he looks good in anything). And he did a good job playing the strict dad.

Luke sits with his head between his legs as Jesse tells him about the evils of drinking. Jesse: I really thought you knew better Luke. And I trusted you. Guess I trusted you too soon. Luke: I'm sorry. Jesse: Yes you are. You're a sorry sight. Not to mention what you did to that car. Luke: <groans> Ooooh. I forgot about that. Jesse: Apparantly so, when you thought you could drive in that condition. Luke: I got a liscense... Jesse: And it's getting taken away! That's the penalty for underage drinking and driving in this county. You should've called and let me come out there for all of you, I would've done it. Luke: I know...I didn't think... Jesse: You weren't thinking at all! Before or after you got drunk! You weren't thinking when you drank the stuff or after it took over your brain. Balladeer: Doesn't look like Jesse's gonna be trusting Luke with anything else anytime soon.

Meanwhile, Enos and Daisy can't figure out what to do, as Cooter visits them at lunchtime. Enos: I'm awful sorry 'bout this Daisy. Daisy: Oh Enos. It ain't your fault. Enos: It ain't yours either. I just wish I knew who them naked people were. Daisy: Well it'd be awful hard to find out. There ain't much you can tell about a person from your backside...not unless you got a birthmark or something back there. Cooter: <raising an eyebrow> a mark or something? Daisy: But that don't help us none. Them backsides didn't have any marks on 'em at all. But Cooter just grins and looks at Enos, who suddenly looks horrified and backs away. Enos: Oh no...oh no...you don't mean...? Cooter: <still grinning> Hey Sheriff!? Sheriff Rosco!? Enos: Cooter! No! Rosco: <coming downstairs> All right you dipstick. What do you want? Cooter: Sheriff, if I can prove that it ain't Enos in that picture, would that also prove that it ain't Daisy? Rosco: Well...if you can PROVE that it ain't him, then I have to believe his testimony that he was in here with Daisy. Cooter: Which would prove it ain't her either. Rosco: Well yes...but Cooter, how do you aim to do that? Enos: <shaking head> Don't make me do it Cooter. Cooter: Enos, you wanna get out of jail or not? Enos: But... Cooter: It'd get Daisy off the hook too you know. Enos: DOH! Enos turns bright red and buries his face in his hands while Daisy stares at him perplexed. Cooter: Sheriff, if you would be so kind as to produce the photograph... Rosco: Oh yeah...it's right here. Cooter: Now, as a witness and the taker of this here photograph...do you swear that there are no marks of any kind on...these people...in this particular area? <points to photograph> Rosco: Of course I will...the evidence shows that. Cooter: You hear that Daisy? He swears it. Daisy: I did hear it...but what...? Cooter: Now Miss Daisy...if you would be so kind as to turn around... Daisy: What? Enos: Turn around Daisy...please? Daisy shrugs and turns around. Rosco: Cooter...what are you... Cooter: Go ahead Enos. Enos: I ain't ever gonna forget this. Rosco: Enos? What are you...JIT JIT!...Oooh oooh...What the?... Cooter: The defense rests. Daisy: What is it? Enos: Never you mind. Rosco: Enos...now when did you get that? Enos: I lost a bet okay? Swore off gamblin' for life after that. Rosco: Lost a bet? To who? Cooter: Well how'd you think I knew about it? He ain't ever told nobody else. Enos: And nobody else is gonna hear about this either right? Rosco: Well...only those who need to know...to prove your innocence anyway. Daisy: Can I turn around now. Enos: Yeah. Daisy turns around to see Cooter with a grin (almost as big as Enos's usually is), Rosco wide-eyed, and Enos with his face buried in his hands. Daisy: You okay Enos? Enos: No. Rosco: Oh get over it you dipstick. I won't tell nobody about your tattoo. Enos: SHERIFF! Rosco: Oops. Daisy: A tattoo? Enos, you have a tattoo? Rosco decides against letting them out of the cell at that time and runs upstairs. Enos: ROSCO P. COLTRANE IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU SHERIFF OR NOT I'M GONNA... Daisy: Enos... Daisy pulls him back as Cooter also laughs and runs off after Rosco. Enos: I'll shoot 'em both. Daisy: Can't be that bad. Why didn't you tell me you had a tattoo? Enos: It ain't fittin' for me to have one in the first place... Daisy: But it did prove us innocent though...them streakers didn't have any tattoos. Enos: I suppose... Daisy: I don't suppose you'd let me see it. Enos: Absolutly not! Daisy: <giggles> Oh Enos. She leans close to him and whispers in his ear. Enos turns red and nods. Daisy: That's where I thought it was. Enos: Not a word to anyone about this now. Daisy: Not a word...on one condition. Enos: What's that? Daisy: What is it a tattoo of? Enos: I ain't tellin'...there ain't no way I'm tellin'... Daisy: All right then...I suppose Bo and Luke would like to know about it then... Enos: THAT'S BLACKMAIL! Daisy: That's right. Enos sighs and fidgets and finally whispers in her ear. Daisy: The flower? Or my name? Enos: The flower. Daisy: You have a tattoo of a daisy on your... Enos: HUSH! Daisy: My goodness...you do know how to flatter a girl. Enos turns red as Daisy snuggles up to him. Balladeer: You know, I wonder when ol' Rosco's gonna let them out?

As Uncle Jesse is arguing with the Sheriff about the damage to his truck, Enos manages to sneak out of the barn. But before he gets to far, he runs into his Pa. Jeb: whereyouthinkyougoinboy? Enos: I wanna go home...with you. Jeb: siddownboy. Jeb sits on a stump and takes Enos on his knee. He actually attempts to slow down his speech to make his point across. Jeb: Ipreciatyourloyaltyboy. Butyagottagowithyeraunt. Enos: But why? Jeb: Shekintakcaryabedderenme. Enos: Will I get to see ya though? Jeb: Youllseemeplentyboy. Theysisgonnaletmestaytoo. Enos: They will? Jeb smiles as Olivia comes out of the house. Olivia: You didn't think we'd take you away completely did ya? The next day, the Dukes bid a tearful farewell to their friend. Luke: I'm gonna miss ya Enos. Enos: You'll be fine Luke. Next year, you gotta make sure dem sixth graders don't get bullied none. Luke: I will. Daisy: Will we ever see ya again Enos? Enos: Shucks Daisy. I dunno. Luke: Sure we will. Bo: You'll write won't ya? Enos: If I remember to. As Enos is about to get on the bus, Daisy wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him on the cheek. Enos: <bright red> Possum on a gumbush... Daisy: <also bright red> You better come back... Enos: I will Daisy...I will... Enos got on the bus and it took him away to Alabama. Ten years later, Rosco got a new deputy...

Uncle Jesse picked Luke up and put him in the chair. Jesse: Put your head down between your knees and keep it there. Bo: Is he okay? Jesse: It's just a hangover...probably his bumped head too. Here, drink this. Luke: I hate coffeeeee.... Jesse: DRINK IT! Luke: Yessir... Luke chokes down the coffee and starts to come to. Bo manages to head outside, as Jesse sits down by Luke. Luke: <looking up> I'm in trouble ain't I? Jesse: Luke, you ain't in trouble...you're dead where ya sit. Balladeer: I don't know if I wanna stick around for Jesse's lecture. I gotta feelin' it's gonna be loooooong.

Also, the line in Repo-men is "Since you boys stopped making shine, you haven't made $700 in a year." So Ace is saying that he knows they don't have much money since they stopped selling whiskey and their only income is from the farm.

Outside of town, a young couple gets out of an old truck and meets up with Boss at the Hazzard Coffin Works. Boss: I gotta hand it to you people. I thought framing Daisy Duke was good, but Enos as well? Girl: It was his idea. Guy: Couldn't let her have all the fun. Girl: You're not mad are ya? Boss: Of course not. That deputy's too honest for his own good. Always spoils my plans. But the people like him too much for me to get rid of him. Guy: So we did you a favor? Boss: In a way yes. With him and Daisy both out of the picture, all my money safe with you... Girl: Minus our cut. Boss: Oh yeah yeah...and all that insurance money I aim to collect. Guy: Sure was a brilliant plan Boss. Girl: Sure was. Boss: Now you two make yourselves scarce. And no more streaking. Girl: (takes off wig) How would we be recognized? I'm a blond remember? Guy: And all the blame is on them anyway. Boss: Oh yeah. I forgot about that. You just get rid of that hat and that wig and we'll be home free. Balladeer: You know, I was wonderin' if ol' Boss was in on all this. Don't surprise me one bit.

Bo was nervous when Uncle Jesse showed up. The old man didn't say a word, but just nodded to Rosco and let Bo follow him out to the truck. Only when they were on their way to the hospital did he say anything. Jesse: Now Bo...I want to know exactly what happened. Bo: Well...we went to this party...and Luke got drunk...and I didn't want him to drive, but he insisted and I gave in...I knew I shoudn't have but... Jesse: Don't you worry about that right now. Did you have any alcohol at this party? Bo: No sir. I was too busy chasing a girl. Jesse: Did Cooter? Bo: I don't think so. He was talking to guys about cars. Jesse: All right then. Let's go check up on Luke. By the time they get to the hospital, they are ready to release Luke. Nurse: He's okay. He has a small bump on his head, but he only passed out from drinking. He's somewhat concious now if you'd like to take him. Jesse: Thank you. I will. Another nurse walks Luke into the room. Luke can barely walk in a straight line and isn't sure where he is. Uncle Jesse takes him firmly by the arm, nods to the nurse, and walks him out. Jesse: You hold him up Bo. Bo: Yes sir. As Uncle Jesse drove home, Bo sat in the middle of the cab and held Luke upright, as Luke kept flopping down on the dashboard. Jesse: Open the window. The rush of cool air kept Luke awake until they got to the farm. Then Bo helped Uncle Jesse carry Luke to his room and lay the boy down on the bed to crash. Jesse: You can go to bed now Bo. Bo: Yes sir. Jesse: <looking at Luke> He's gonna have one heck of a hangover. Balladeer: I have a feeling he's gonna have more than that once ol' Jesse gets done with him.

The Dukes were full time farmers. In "Route 7-11", Cooter tells Bo and Luke that he heard about a job and they say, "You know we can't leave the farm for steady work." Other episodes do show the whole family working on the farm, plowing and repairing a tractor and things like that. Now as farmers don't make all that much, they used to run moonshine, which brings in a lot of money, but they don't any longer. For extra cash, Bo and Luke enter the races and Daisy works at the Boar's Nest.

Enos sits in the jail cell with Daisy, still confused as to why he's in there, as Daisy has Luke explain it again. Daisy: So there were two of them? Luke: Yes. Daisy: Male and female. Bo: Very much so. Daisy: And the girl had long brown hair and red heels. Luke: Right. Just like the one's you're wearing. Daisy: Anybody can get red heels Luke. Now this fella. What'd you make of him? Luke: We told ya. Had nothing on but a pair of black cowboy boots and a sheriff's hat. Enos: <groans> Just like mine? Bo: Just like yours. Luke: Please tell me it wasn't you two. Daisy: LUKAS KENNETH DUKE YOU KNOW VERY WELL IT WASN'T! Bo: Then why was Enos putting his shirt back on? Enos: What? I spilled coffee on my other one and I had to change it. Then ya'll come bustin' in here and the sheriff threw me in here. Daisy: But we've been here the whole time. Luke: Well we believe ya, but the evidence says otherwise. Bo: Yeah. Especially once Rosco develops those pictures. Daisy: Pictures? Enos: Yeah, he said he was gonna try to get a picture. He wanted me to take it but I told him I'd just stay here and keep an eye on you. Bo: Hmmmm...take a picture of a naked lady?....keep an eye on Daisy?.... Enos: Now Bo, you know that's a no brainer for me. Daisy giggles at Enos, who blushes, as Rosco comes down the stairs with the photograph and Boss. Rosco: Good news, good news, I got the evidence right here Daisy Duke. I must say, I don't know how you talked Enos into doin' it with ya. Enos: Now Sheriff, you know that wasn't me! Rosco: You hush. I got the evidence right here. Boss: My my, I never would have thought. Luke: Let me see that. Rosco: There it is, plain as day. Bo: But you only got their backs. Rosco: But the evidence is that hat. Now you both know that only Enos has a hat like that and he must've let Daisy out so they could go on their little run. Boss: While my bank was being robbed! Luke: The bank was robbed? Boss: Yes! While this lamebrain <points to Rosco> was chasing this one <points to Enos> a couple of crooks broke into my bank and ran out the back door! Rosco: So you see? It was all a diversion! Daisy here was hired to distract the law so they could rob the bank. Enos: But Sheriff... Rosco: Then this love-sick dipstick, oooh, that rhymes.... Boss: Oh never mind if it rhymes or not. Daisy obviously talked Enos into running around with her, to make sure he and Rosco were both distracted during the robbery. Daisy: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Rosco: Tell it to the judge... Boss: I am the judge. Rosco: Oh right. Shoot and she don't have to tell you cuz you already know you little rascal <pinches Boss's cheek> Boss: <waves hand> Oh you cut that out! Now. Visiting hours are over. Everybody out. Luke: We'll be back. Bo: Yeah, with the bail money. Luke: If we can afford it. Bo: I don't know if I wanna tell Uncle Jesse about this. Luke: I sure don't...we'll have to draw straws. Balladeer: I wouldn't want to tell ol' Jesse either.

Thanks for the character info. By the way, we like how you describe your location. We too, are south of heaven and north of hell.

<RATED PG-13 for graphic content> Deputy Coltrane is on night duty that evening. He was just driving along, thinking about asking out the cute new teller at the bank when he spots the accident. A new sports car is in a ditch and two young boys are pulling someone out of it. Rosco: <with flashlight> Hey you boys! Is everyone all right? Bo: No! My cousin won't wake up! Cooter: Ya gotta help him! Rosco: <into CB> This is Deputy Rosco P. Coltrane. I need an ambulance and a wrecker out to Frontage Road right away! Cooter: Is he breathing. Rosco: <coming over> Stand back boys. Bo and Cooter stand back as Rosco kneels by Luke. He sweeps his hand through the boy's mouth and tilts his head to the side. Luke coughs and vomits. Rosco: Was he drinking? Bo: Yes sir...we didn't want to let him drive but... Rosco: Don't worry about that now. Rosco has Luke rolled to his side so he doesn't choke on his vomit. Rosco: You two get in the car and stay there until the ambulance gets here. Bo: But... Rosco: Go on now. Bo and Cooter reluctantly get into the back of the police car and watch Rosco and Luke. The ambulance pulls up and the paramedics take Luke in on a streacher. Rosco then returns to his car. Rosco: Now I'm gonna take you two to the station. Bo: But... Rosco: No buts. I'm gonna call your Uncle Jesse and your parents from there and have them come get ya. I imagine Jesse'll take you to the hospital so you can check up on your cousin. Bo: Yes sir. Cooter: Do you think he'll be okay? Rosco: I've seen these things before. I think he'll be fine. Cue Kitty

I don't think it actually shows "Bubba" hitting him, just Luke with the black eye. But "Bubba" and "Squirt" are two of the funniest bad guys the Dukes have ever bumped into.

Later, Luke climbs up to the loft to talk to Enos and give him a candy bar. Luke: Hey. Brought ya some food. Enos: <taking candy bar> Thanks. Luke: I uh...met your aunt. Enos: <eyes narrowed> Which one? Luke: I think her name was Olive or something. Enos: <nods and tears off wrapper> Aunt Olivia. My mother's sister. She's okay. Luke: Then why don't you want to live with her? Enos: <taking a big bite and talking with mouth full> I wike 'er am all. I jus wanna stay wif Pa. Luke: She said your Pa agreed to let her have ya. Enos: <swallows> He did? Luke: <shrugs> That's what she said. And they already have Rufus. Enos: <takes another bite> Good. Uncle Harvey's a cop. He kin hamble Rufus real good. Luke: You know...maybe you should go with them. Enos swallows and stares at Luke. Luke: You can't hide here forever you know. Enos: <sighs> I know...but what if I don't like Alabama? Luke: Would you rather live in a barn all your life? Enos: I guess I don't have much of a choice. Later the next day, Uncle Jesse has Mrs. Hartwood over for lunch. Luke, who suggested the idea, leaves it up to Enos as to whether he'd come out of the barn or not. Cue anyone

Enos brings Daisy's lunch down on a tray. In a way, he's glad she's there, but he also doesn't like the idea of her being accused of...the thing she's been accused of. Enos: Here ya go Daisy. Daisy: Thanks Enos. Ain't you gonna eat? Enos: Oh I had something earlier from the Busy Bee. Daisy: Do you always eat out? Enos: I'm a lousy cook Daisy. Daisy: <giggles> You need a woman to cook for ya then. Enos: <grins and laughs> I...I know I do...I'm just waiting....for the right one you know. Daisy giggles as Enos turns red. Meanwhile, Bo, Luke, and Cooter are positioned at the garage, watching Rosco across the street. Bo: What is he doing? Cooter: He got his camera out. I guess he reckons he can identify the streaker if he's got a good photo. Luke: I think he just wants a photo... Bo: Luke! Luke: Hey...Rosco might be old, but he ain't dead. Cooter: <laughs> I guess not. He looks all excited. Bo: Well he can't believe it's Daisy then if he's all ready to catch her. Cooter: Here she comes! Luke: Who's that with her? Bo: It's a guy! Cooter: That...is obvious. Bo: Dang it! That hat covers his face just like her hair does! Cooter: Same red high heels though. Luke: Is it just me? Or did that look like a sheriff's hat? The three of them look at each other, now that the two streakers have disappeared around the corner, Rosco running after them on foot with the camera. Rosco comes back a minute later, a stunned look on his face. Rosco: I don't believe it...but it hada been them...it hada been. Bo: <running up> Did ya get a picture Rosco? Rosco: Huh...oh yeah...I got it. Cooter: Guess this proves it ain't Daisy huh? Rosco: Are you kiddin'? Didn't you see 'em? I got the pictures to prove it. Luke: Rosco! You can't be serious! Rosco: I wouldn't have believed it myself, but I saw it with my own two beady little eyes! And I got it on film. Luke: Come on Bo. Bo: Where? Luke: Back to the jail! Bo and Luke race back to the jail with Rosco and Cooter right behind them. When they arrive, Daisy is sitting in her cell as Enos is coming out of the men's room, buttoning up his shirt. Balladeer: I don't know about you, but this sure don't look good to me.

The three boys are on top of the world as they head over to Cass County. They knock on the door of a large house and a girl lets them in. Bo: Hi Winnifred. Winnifred: <batting her eyes> Hey there Bo. Come on in guys. Bo hangs out with Winnifred while Luke and Cooter mingle with other people. Cooter soon wanders off to talk with some guys about cars and Luke spots Patricia Henderson. She smiles at him and offers him a drink. Patricia: Careful now. It's real strong. Luke: I can take it. Patricia: Ooooh. I bet you can. Luke lets Patricia flirt while he sips the moonshine. Uncle Jesse had let him taste some before, but never very much. Wanting to impress the girl, he keeps on drinking it. A while later, Bo is rather bummed at Winnifred got bored with him and went off to flirt with Dewey Hogg. Bo finds Cooter, who's rapidly losing guys to talk about cars with, as the other guys are leaving to find girls to talk to. Cooter: One track minds, the whole lot of 'em. All they care about is women. Bo: Well shoot Cooter. Don't you like women? Cooter: Sure I do. But they don't like me. That's why I stick with cars. Bo: Speaking of cars, how 'bout we get Luke to take us home? This party's getting lame. Cooter: Yeah, just cuz Winnifred got bored with you. Bo: Shut up...there's Luke. They go over to Luke, who's sitting on the couch, trying to make a move on Patricia. However, the alcohol is preventing him from being very successful. Patricia sees Bo and Cooter. Patricia: I think he's had a enough ya'll. Better take him on home. Bo: Uh...yeah. Cooter: Come on now, Lukas Dukas. Luke: Dukas...mucas...flookus... Bo: Man...you are wasted. Cooter: We better take him home. Bo: Yeah...Uncle Jesse's gonna have a fit though. They help Luke out to the car and the night air revives him a bit. Luke: What? Are we leaving already? Cooter: Well...Winnifred gave ol' Bo the slip... Bo: And you weren't getting anywhere with Patty. Luke: I guess. Where're my keys? Bo: Oh no. You ain't driving! Luke: Why not? Cooter: Dude...you're drunk as a skunk! Luke: I feel fine and I have a lisense. Uncle Jesse'd have my hide if I let either of you drive without permits. Bo: And he'd have ours if we let you drive drunk! Luke: For the last time, I AM NOT DRUNK! The boys continue to argue over the noise of the party still going on inside.

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Enos goes into the Boar's Nest later that day, not liking what he's there to do. Bo and Luke are over at the bar, talking to Daisy. Enos sighs and walks over. Daisy: Hey Enos. Guess you're here to arrest me huh? Enos: <blushing> 'fraid so Daisy. Daisy: You don't honestly believe it was me do ya? Enos: It better not have been! Daisy: <laughs> Oh Enos, of course it wasn't. Which is why I'll go ahead and go with ya. Enos: <raises eyebrow> No runnin'? Daisy: Nope. And if this little...event...happens while I'm in jail, well that'll just prove it isn't me then won't it? Enos: <grins> Yeah, you're right. Well, let's go then. They walk out of the bar and Bo and Luke look at each other. Bo: I still think she should've run for it. What if it doesn't happen again? Luke: It will. Streakers always come back. And I've heard about this one. Been showing up in different towns around here. Bo: <grins> Well, I hope she shows up again... Luke gives him a look. Bo: <blushes> To uh...prove Daisy's innocent I mean. Luke: Sure Bo...Sure.