AlexJackson

Brian--- MaryAnne her own K-9 unit...You know I think I best not comment any further on that statement Brian... could get me in a lot of trouble! *chuckles* Alex

MaryAnne...in...a.... dog....collar??? Excuse me one moment....*THUD!* Ahem! Sorry that just paints all kinds of mental images!! Alex

Brian-- Since when are Hazzard outings necessarily harmless? *chuckles* And it seems that MaryAnne isn't the only Coltrane with a knack for getting in trouble... Must be in the Coltrane DNA strand...*laughs* But then again there is also the ability to pull your chestnuts out of the fire in that same Coltrane DNA strand...So this story with both you nuts in it should be interesting... MaryAnne, quick question...who's the backup you mentioned? Alex

Stomach ache....

Sam I am!

Jim Carrey!

tea and crumpets!

Time for another new word... peanut butter

well that feel flat...*chuckles* time for a new word... Atlanta...

makes me think of the movie version so therefore... THE MUMMY

For white Stetson, Id have to say .... BOSS HOGG

Luke Duke!

Duke boys!! *laughs* they always needed one!

Hazzard Pond ... *chuckles*

*A blond man steps up to a borrowed soapbox carrying a big golden crown adorned with black onyx and diamonds, clearing throat and peering out at all the Hazzardites* My fellow Hazzardites, I am here today to speed up the inevitable... *raising black and diamond crown* Today is a very special day. So let us all simply accept our fate and declare ourselves a king... I hereby declare that Brian Coltrane is now KING OF ALL HAZZARDNET! *takes the crown and puts it on a brunette head then gives a dramatic bow* All hail your Majesty!!! We will follow you oh black clad one!! All the power is yours!! *Stands up straight, once again peering out at the fellow Hazzardites* Join me fellow Hazzardites in honoring our new King!!

Now now Deputy, is that a sad face I see? You run a tight ship around here and without you Hnet would sink like the Titanic, and you of all people should know that. When a Coltrane is in trouble I have to help, I'm terribly fond of all of you Coltranes. So...with that in mind, I'll help you keep your badge... Don't worry MaryAnne, no one wants to see you booted out. Alex

YES YES YES!!! WHOO HOO!! Congrats to Brian and MaryAnne!!! I'm so relieved that neither one of you are going to jail! Yes I too turned in a challenge, I sent it to MaryAnne with a little over two hours to spare... I made it in just under the wire... Congrats again to both of the Coltrane Cousins!! Alex

*clears throat* not to interrupt the bantering but I think I need to go on the record here. Just to clarify things, if MaryAnne has a henchmen...its not me! Uhuh.. nooo way! Id never backstab you Brian, in fact I'm still working on your bail! Just thought Id make it clear... it aint me!! Alex

Glad you enjoyed the little jukebox trip MaryAnne. If you're timing Brian then you best time me too, I haven't behaved that much myself. But I couldnt help it, Ive really enjoyed all the teasing and I'm enjoying my membership in The HazzardNet Whip and Chain Gang!

MaryAnne-- Are you a Devo fan? The lyrics to the Whip it song come to mind...course if you practice this all of us are in trouble! "When a problem comes along...you must whip it!"

WHOA!! Brian watch out!! She's got a whip!!! Duck Brian!!!

Brian-- I dont think Im twisted, at least no more so than any other citizen of Hazzard! *chuckles* And besides, if I'm twisted I'm not alone... Ever heard of the pot calling the kettle black? Alex

Interesting advice there Brian considering all the colorful comments that has been posted to this thread... But I will bite my tongue and not touch that comment with a ten foot pole...

Brian--- I'll have you know I have the utmost respect for MaryAnne, any woman with such skill with both ropes and whips is a-ok in my book! *chuckles* And as for your job Brian, I wasnt interested in it as much as I was the fact it involved dog collars and being tied up! *laughs* Seriously though I wouldnt or couldnt ever replace you as a moderator , its a tough job and you do it well Brian. So believe me when I say you got job security, nepotism aside... Alex

MaryAnne... Wow I never expected to see that on Hnet, but I have to admit you do have some thorough investigators... *chuckles* Well I did say that all this whip and chain talk was right up my alley...now you have the photographic proof! And as for the moderator job its okay, you do have the best one on your payroll already, namely your dog collar sporting black clad cousin, Brian! And yeah, outfits er...I mean... legalites can be pretty tight. So can other things...as you can see. *chuckles* Alex