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MaryAnne

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Everything posted by MaryAnne

  1. No, it's not. Flash and Bandit would be some upset with that!
  2. *looks around realizin' Brian's about to get...err..stepped on* Uh, on second thought I'll argue about the dog food later.....
  3. Did not!
  4. Uh woah, yeah RL, nice shootin' there but I don't need holes in my prisoners, thanks. *helps Alex up off the ground* Come on, Alex, you're going to jail. Where it's obviously safer at the moment!
  5. My cuffs aren't on my gun belt, Alex.... They're on your wrists... BUSTED!!
  6. Aw, Brian's harmless. Alex is the one ya gotta worry about. He wants to be handcuffed and taken to jail. If that's not rabid I don't know what is.
  7. *bronx cheer* I don't sit in trees with jailbirds. And with the way this thread is going Alex may end up branch manager... HA! I kill me. ROFLMAO
  8. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Y'all wanna have it that if nobody turns in a story I get replaced by a balloon animal? I just had my badge on the line in the last challenge! Man, you two are so full of hot air.... I say if the nobody turns in a story the entire HNet staff is replaced by balloon animals. Then nobody would be none the wiser!
  9. He didn't ask if you WORE the bra, only if you HAD the bra. Man, I dunno Alex...I'm startin' to wonder. By the way, pink was never my color.
  10. Would you like a spade Alex? I can get one in pink for ya....
  11. Hmm....well, okay, but to keept things fair and even, Brian will have to wear this pink princess costume... And he'll have to wear it for as long as it takes for me to grow out the perm and the poodle cut.
  12. Well I could take you to the vet first before going to the pound ya know.... Either way, the water bowl will be forfeit.
  13. Nice. Keep this up and I'm gonna take your water bowl and ship you off to the pound. And ain't that just gonna bite....
  14. Awright, I'll admit things coulda gotten a little...a little risque I suppose, but you, dear cousin, are a documented rabble-rouser. You have a habit of taking minor chaos and inciting folks into massive chaos! And I usually come in with the pooper-scooper...er, rather come in and get everyone to settle back down. I may have to take that choke chain and tie you to a peg in the yard.
  15. No, it's not. Ya know, I went back and re-read the last six pages of this thread and....this was a clean thread at one point until Brian went and opened his mouth. Infact, if you don't watch it cousin, yer gonna end up with a choke chain and muzzle!
  16. The screen shots you've posted so far over in the gallery are some of the best images of Jimmie I've seen in like...ever. Khee! Glad you posted them!
  17. After reading through six pages of all of this I have no idea how to respond to what. ROFL Oh, I do not for the record have a head the size of a St. Bernard. Alex. Sheesh.
  18. Well, it's become quite apparent that this thread has gone to the dogs....and gone a few other places. Like the gutter. ROFL
  19. Great pics ginod! I love this one with the police officer Covington! Great shot!
  20. Oh I was considerin' some guy I know in Atlanta....
  21. Y'know, yer right. I do appreciate that. =) I do apologize for bein' the type to get into so much trouble, but I am thankful you've been able to get me out. Khee!
  22. BAHAHA! Ya got the right idear! Settle in and watch the chaos unfold. Khee! Now this originally started out as the discussion of the Dog Collar Challenge. Hmmm....Brian, am I gonna end up wearing a dog collar in your story? (Probably.) ROFL
  23. Nah. If Sonny had "meant it he woulda hit a lot harder." Khee!
  24. Bonanza! Well I ain't seen that episode so my feelin' was correct. ROFL
  25. The General Kee? KHEE! Listen, I didn't come up with the idea to pain the General lavender. It was Rosco. Blame him. ROFL. And thankfully Boss put the keebosh on it and said they'd paint it for the next heist, but by that point the boys had got their car back. Hmmm....The Southern Belle. That be a good name for a WWII bomber plane. (Yes, I'm thinking the Memphis Belle. LOL)

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