MaryAnne

You? Protect yer misbehavin' friends and yerself and sabatoge me? Why would I ever think that? Well, I think it's safe to say that Alex is gone at this point. Although.... *removes handcuffs and waves them in the air* Ohhh Allllllexx......

Waaal sonofagun, if this place ain't attractin' ALL the Davenports! Howdy Hilery. Garrett ah, bud, I got a question to ask ya before I let ya out of jail. It ain't to hard a question, infact, it's a simple yes or no question....

*blinks* Ya know, yer right. Dang, yer catchin' on fast... *looks in the direction where Alex ran off to* Then again....he could be innocent and therefore should be in jail and you let him go since he's your buddy an' all...

*looks at cousin* Brian! Yer lettin' him get away??

See, I knew it. I knew the reason Alex wasn't bothered by the thought of going to jail is because he'd be arrested by me. And we all know Alex's not so secret fantasy is to be arrested by me. We can't have going to jail be pleasant. Therefore, Brian, yer gonna have to do the arrestin' on this one.

*smiles holding a copy of the story* Yup, I'd sat you met the terms of the bail, Garrett. Before I let ya out tho', I got one thing to ask ya...

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here in plannin' any ron-dee-voos, Garrett. Here, here's a box o' pens for ya... *hands over a box of blue Bic pens, blue being the only ink the Hazzard law writes with.* After you make your millions with your masterpiece you can pay me back for the pens. Tho' by the time you get that story done, pens may be obsolete.

Happy Birthday Bo!

Perhaps we should give him a tape recorder, than he could just yap a story instead of writing it.

What? Since when do you not misbehave?

Ya gotta point there, Garrett. Khee!

Abuse of prisoners?? Garrett, you been in jail maybe 15 minutes heah (by HNet timin' LOL) and you're already cryin' abuse? Man, you're something else. And that's why you're in jail. Yeah, you're innocent. We all know BL dismantled Brian's car. And we said that one of BL's friends would pay the price. And Roger, as for bein' fair and having compassion... we are fair! I put everybody's name in a hat and drew the lucky winner, which happened to be Garrett. Any suggestion that I might have put in a few names more than once is completed unfounded! And we are compassionate! I got a fresh plate of chocolate cookies here... *brings the tray over to the cell*

Well, well, well and well, Garrett. How's about you just step right on in to Cell #01 heah and we'll find out if you're a forgiving cuss or not. BL certainly went and did it this time. She even forced me back to arresting Dukes! *escorts Garrett into the cell, closes the door. Locks it* To be honest, Garrett, yer probably safer in here. Ol' Brian's pretty upset about his um...patrol car...bein' dismantled. Wait 'till Boss gets the bill for that one...

Howdy Gaylord Duke! Welcome to HNet! Hopefully somebody more knowledgable than me can help ya out on the first question. And to be honest, my answer on the second question probably won't be much else help either but perhaps somebody out there can recall this too. I seem to recall that Rosco's giggle used in the closing credits of the Dukes (over the WB logo) was actually in an episode. Problem is, I can't recall what episode specifically and it's been awhile since I've popped in the DVD. The only thing I'm pretty sure of is it would've had to have been pulled from some episode in the first couple of seasons (or at some point before the giggle started being used). Of course, whether the moment in the episode has any background noise or music, I can't recall that either. Shame on me. LOL But at the least, I DO know it was heard in a particular episode.

*hears noise outside. Goes over to window to look* Holy bleep! Cousin, your car!!!

Luke: I just figured out what this car needs. Bo: What? Luke: An 01 on the doors...

Well, let's see... *unfurls a very long ream of computer paper* Got half the county heah... at least I'm guessin' it's half the county. Census never could get an accurate number of citizen's... My, my I got so many to choose from! Indeed....who's gonna be next...?

"I know that Cooter! I's just making sure your castle isn't havin' any issues...." *sees BL walk out of the jailhouse* "And it's not! See? That wasn't so bad was it? Have a nice day, Cooter!" *Goes inside the courthouse, looks to cousin* "Man, judgin' by the look on BL's face, you and I may find our cars dismantled in the mornin'..."

Careful. If he's not in with Dukes and he's not in with outlaws we may have to put a badge on 'em...muhahahahaha...

A switch from Dukes! Yeah, I know you're our Fan of the Year but that don't get you any immunity. When Roger was arrested you were standing kinda suspiciously by the jail cell window there. And then when DaisyMae was under arrest, you had some sneaky suggestion about bringing in snacks. Hey, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck ya know! You go baking a cake with an extra special filling and then the next thing I know, Daisy woulda been free as a bird. Of course, she sang like one and now she is free as a bird. Khee! Ah, and no, I didn't listen to Daney. Sorry. HEH! Plus you had that crazy idea of putting flowers around the jail cell. Flowers?! Really?! We've got two dogs runnin' around this place, can you imagine what them flowers are gonna end up like? So, in ya go! Oh, you can threaten me about Cooter and his tow truck all ya want, but you're under arrest. I figure your one phone call will be to Cooter anyway but Rosco's got the phone line tied up checking out important law stuff on the internets. I reckon you can just yell out the window toward the garage... I made up a batch of Daney's cookies here tho', so you gotta choice between that and the chipped beef. (Yeah, I'd take a cookie too. Heh!)

Hmm.... *pulls out ticket book, flips through several recently written on pages* I've been accumulating quite a list o' potentials heah! So many to choose from too, folks contemplatin' things like mutiny, double crossin' a deputy, riotin'... Before I was just pickin' folks random and trumpin' up charges. Now y'all are making the charges easy! I can't believe the rampant lawlessness that runs through your hearts! Good thing I'm doing this jail time stuff as a public service... Now, who's gonna be next for the greater good... I'm gonna have to think about this one for a bit...

Minor misunderstanding? It only happened once?

I would agree! And obviously Enos liked it. Khee! Well done Daisy! *unlocks the cell door and opens it* You're free to go!

Daney, I'm shocked. Shocked! You'd put ME in jail?! Me?? And you, Brian, you'd stoop so low as to....ah, yes, you would. I'm not shocked by that. No, Roger, I don't recall that Andy Griffith episode. But I do recall one tho' where Barney yelled, "This is a jail house, let's show some respect!!" (There was a young git-tar player named Jim in that one. Looked a lot like Rosco come to think of it...) Nice to know I got real friends around this county. Folks like Jamie Lee there, and Alex. And hell, even Chet. Neither one of them agreed to the idea of puttin' me in the clink to which, I thank them! Daney and Roger may find themselves doing a second stint in the slammer. And bail won't be cute poetry or tasty cookie recipies. No sir. I'll make you really have to WORK to get out of jail. Hrmph! Brian may find himself in the slammer too.

You might say it's curtains for Daisy, Garrett. Curtains! LOL