MaryAnne

Thank ya!

Thank ya, Alex. B.L. *looks at cousin, who's busy typing on the computer. Sees cell block keys next to computer. Devious intentions enter mind, contemplates odds of success* After you save that we can print it out on Rosco's fancy color dot matrix printer and hang it up on the wall. Heh heh! As for who we should put in heah next.... *suddenly reaches through the bars and quickly grabs the keys. Shuts the cell door, locking it* How 'bout you?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't believe for a moment that my being out of jail is going to stop you from implimenting any nasty schemes. Khee! *steps out of the cell* Free at last! Khee!

Me? Try anything funny? Heh! *turns computer screen so cousin can see the collage* So whatdya think? Is this sufficient for bail?

*grins* I did! I believe I have completed my bail and would like to submit for your approval. *points to the computer*

*accepts the bag and soda with a smile* Thank ya, Alex. The collage is coming along pretty good. In fact, I think I'm pretty much done. Gotta see if Brian approves it or not. Yoo hoo! Brian! Oh, actually, wait a sec... *finds tin cup, wraps it against the cell bars. CLANKACLANKACLANKACLANK!* YO!

Five pounds? Uh...well, I don't reckon to be in here long enough to go through a five pound box o' chocolates, Alex. And we already got enough nuts around this place as it is... *grins* How about just a nice candy bar? Hershey's. No almonds. 'K?

*having moved beyond the syntax error and getting the computer to cooperate, carries on with creating collage. Hears Brian's words and tsks as he heads toward the Sheriff's office* First he takes my rank, now he wants to ship me off to Atlanta. Makes ya wonder why he granted bail. *hears Jami Lee's comment* Yeah. And folks were joking earlier about curtains and flowers. They can only imagine the kind of damage---er, decoratin' style my cousin has. *looks at Alex* Chocolates would be a nice motivator. *grins*

MaryAnne caught up to BL after Chet and Amanda had left. "Hey, BL, way to go! Congratulations!" MaryAnne grinned. "It was nice to see Rosco do an honest contest and pick an honest winner. Khee! I saw you talkin' to Chet and Amanda. They gonna be two of your four lucky guests? Of course, ol' Chet'll probably tear the place apart. Heh!" (cue BL)

Oh wow. I didn't know this, I hadn't heard anything. Ironically, just today I watched an episode of Hawaii Five-O that he guest starred in. I knew he seemed familiar but couldn't remember that he was Adam Cartwright. Very sad indeed. A very good actor.

I found a pic to use for you Daney. I've got everyone's avatars collected together. Turns out I can use the ones that are on your profiles and such here, as the size of the collage I'm making doesn't have to be outrageously big. Now if y'all will excuse me while the ar-teest works heah... *settles down at the computer, clicks a few keys, stares at screen* What? Syntax error? Well, this might take me awhile...

*nods and grins* That's an acceptable bail. And it oughta be fun to put together. Khee! *grins at texasdaisy* Bribing my cousin with food can sometimes work, but it wouldn't be fair to bribe my way out of jail. *nods to Alex* Well, I'll have to start collecin' me some pics! I'll use folks' avatars, since not everyone has a sig picture (tho' I may toss in a sig picture). But what I'll need tho' is larger versions of folks' avatars. I've got my own and Brian's already. If y'all could provide me with larger (or original size) versions of your avatars that would be a start. (You can send them to me via PM or email maryacltrn @ yahoo.com) And we'll see what we get for a quilt. Khee!

*chews thoughtfully on donut, seeing cousin eye the second one.* Other prisoners that have been in here have gotten stuff to eat from other nice folks in this town. Although, I'll admit I wasn't expectin' to be treated so kindly, but I appreciate the gestures that have been made. You're right tho'. I could be pretty comfortable in here. Afterall, I know Alex will do anything I ask of him. Bring me extra pillows. Blankets. Magazines. I could become very comfortable in here. *stands up from cot, half eaten donut in one hand, little brown bag with the seond donut in the other* But I'd rather not get that comfortable. I'd like to be released at some point and I would hope to be subjected to the same conditions as others have to be allowed out of here. And truth be told, one donut is plenty for me for now. *holds the bag up* Would you care for this other donut, Brian?

Thank ya, Alex. *smiles geniunely* Lookit that, it's even blue. Khee! *takes another bite of donut, dabs at mouth with bandana and then looks toward Brian* So how's about that bail?

rofl!

*looks at Hilery and Garrett* Aww, y'all are too kind. Really. Especially you, Garrett, after I tossed ya in here with no charge. But ya did turn out a great story! *grins* *turns to the cot and sits down with new tin cup, cup of coffee and bag o' donuts* Thank ya both. Now while Brian's figurin' out my bail, I'm gonna have a snack heah... *opens up the bag* Ooo! Honey dip. Khee! My favorite. *reaches in, takes out donut and takes a bite* Mmm....nice n' gooey. Anybody got a napkin?

*raises an eyebrow* Neither are you when ya think about it. BAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, bail. What's my bail gonna be? Or am I destined to remain locked up here at the expense of being cheap entertainment for the town---? *cringes* That really didn't sound good did it? Geeze...ahh... Nevermind. Bail! What's my bail! And don't I get a phone call?

Man! Now I've seen some massive OH MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD snow storms in my time (I'm north of Pendragon, in the New England area) but....that is a lot of freakin' snow y'all are getting there in PA! GAAAAHHH!!! Tho' I gotta chuckle at the "stay off the roads or you'll be arrested and don't call 911 unless yer dying" mentality. ROFL. Snow much in PA? Khee! Seriously tho', to everybody that's in the path of this storm, stay home, stay off the roads and stay safe!

*whaps metal handcuffs against the bars....CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!*

What?! The burden of my rank?! Ooo, I'll give you burden... *inaudible *

Yeah, that's terrific. I got the whole town camped out in here eatin' popcorn and watching me sit in jail. Sheesh! Speaking of cousinly gestures.....you got my bail figured out yet?

No because he'll give Doc the flowers and candy. What he's giving me is heartburn.

You can't leave me alone here? And I'm beginning to suspect that you're not gonna do squat to help get me out of here either!

ROFLMAO. I wanna see the law book this one's from. Khee!