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I had a quick look at both episodes, and I think that each one used at least two different vans. They're both/all similar Ford Econoline vans, and the ones in '10 Million Dollar Sheriff' obviously have bars on the back windows. One van in each episode has chrome trim over the wheel arches and along the sides while the other doesn't. A close-up of the rear quarter of Jason Steele's van shows a round black or gray gas cap, while a close-up of Russ Mitchell's van shows a body-colored flap covering the gas cap. My guess is that the same two vans were used in each episode.

It was in 'Play it Again, Luke'.

Boss: "Do you read?"
Enos: "Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Hogg. I read every chance I get. I like boy-dog stories best. The one about Patches at play was my favorite in grammar school."
Boss: "I can't believe this."
Enos: "It's about this dog named Patches. He's got one brown eye and one blue eye, and his master named Christopher, ...and they was out playing with the squirrels and the cows on the farm..."

The was another good exchange just before the one above:

Boss: "Enos. Enos Strate. This is J.D. Hogg, calling Enos Strate. Come in."
Enos: "I'm all ears, Mr. Hogg."
Boss: [To himself] "And no brains."

The was another good exchange just before the one above:

Boss: "Enos. Enos Strate. This is J.D. Hogg, calling Enos Strate. Come in."
Enos: "I'm all ears, Mr. Hogg."
Boss: [To himself] "And no brains."

It was in 'Play it Again, Luke'.

Boss: "Do you read?"
Enos: "Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Hogg. I read every chance I get. I like boy-dog stories best. The one about Patches at play was my favorite in grammar school."
Boss: "I can't believe this."
Enos: "It's about this dog named Patches. He's got one brown eye and one blue eye, and his master named Christopher, ...and they was out playing with the squirrels and the cows on the farm..."

I've never tried to delete a whole thread, Roger. It may be within my powers, but I'd rather that Meadowmufn did it.

Skipper, you missed out several lines of dialogue about Mabel telling Boss everything because he owns her farm near the start of this scene which should come in the middle of your opening line from Boss Hogg, but your biggest faux pas is that Rosco found "60 cents and a meadow muffin."

George Jones and Tammy Wynette were married for about six years ('69-'75).

Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash.

I saw it ages ago and still have the DVD.

George Jones and Tammy Wynette were married for about six years ('69-'75).

Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash.

This is about the 2005 movie soundtrack rather than the reunion movies. Here's the track listing of the CD:

1    Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Tells A Joke
2    Jessica Simpson - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
3    The Allman Brothers Band - One Way Out
4    Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Pride And Joy
5    Lynyrd Skynyrd - Call Me The Breese
6    The Charlie Daniels Band - The South's Gonna Do It Again
7    Molly Hatchet - Flirtin' With Disaster
8    Montgomery Gentry - Hillbilly Shoes
9    Ram Jam - Black Betty
10    Southern Culture On The Skids - Soul City
11    The Blueskins - Change My Mind
12    The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Burn It Off
13    James Gang - Funk #49
14    Willie Nelson - Good Ol' Boys
15    Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Tells Another Joke

My favorites would be Flirtin' With Disaster, Hillbilly Shoes and Black Betty, but I enjoy some of the others too.

This is about the 2005 movie soundtrack rather than the reunion movies. Here's the track listing of the CD:

1    Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Tells A Joke
2    Jessica Simpson - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
3    The Allman Brothers Band - One Way Out
4    Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Pride And Joy
5    Lynyrd Skynyrd - Call Me The Breese
6    The Charlie Daniels Band - The South's Gonna Do It Again
7    Molly Hatchet - Flirtin' With Disaster
8    Montgomery Gentry - Hillbilly Shoes
9    Ram Jam - Black Betty
10    Southern Culture On The Skids - Soul City
11    The Blueskins - Change My Mind
12    The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Burn It Off
13    James Gang - Funk #49
14    Willie Nelson - Good Ol' Boys
15    Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Tells Another Joke

My favorites would be Flirtin' With Disaster, Hillbilly Shoes and Black Betty, but I enjoy some of the others too.

It looks like a 1974/75 Ford Gran Torino. A similar car was used by the FBI agent at the end of 'Diamonds in the Rough', although that one had a two-tone paint job. Like the General, the gray car appears to have retained the chrome trim from a vinyl roof.

It's near the start of 'Go West, Young Dukes' after Boss finds the deeds to the Duke Farm. The full line is, "J.D., we all know the only two things you ever did that was legal was be born and marry Lulu. However, if this signature's authentic it's a legal document."

Skipper, please try to stick to the script when posting quotes. You had a couple of deviations with this one. Here's what they actually said:

Jesse: "I'd have sworn I had the recipe in here."

Boss Hogg: "It's horse liniment, you dodo!"
Rosco: "Are you sure?"
Boss Hogg: "You brung me Jesse's recipe for horse liniment."
Rosco: "Boss, I didn't know it was horse liniment. I mean, after all, this was the only thing in his secret little tin that had writing on it. I just naturally thought..."
Boss Hogg: "That's your trouble, you never do think naturally."

It looks like a 1974/75 Ford Gran Torino. A similar car was used by the FBI agent at the end of 'Diamonds in the Rough', although that one had a two-tone paint job. Like the General, the gray car appears to have retained the chrome trim from a vinyl roof.

Skipper, please try to stick to the script when posting quotes. You had a couple of deviations with this one. Here's what they actually said:

Jesse: "I'd have sworn I had the recipe in here."

Boss Hogg: "It's horse liniment, you dodo!"
Rosco: "Are you sure?"
Boss Hogg: "You brung me Jesse's recipe for horse liniment."
Rosco: "Boss, I didn't know it was horse liniment. I mean, after all, this was the only thing in his secret little tin that had writing on it. I just naturally thought..."
Boss Hogg: "That's your trouble, you never do think naturally."

It's near the start of 'Go West, Young Dukes' after Boss finds the deeds to the Duke Farm. The full line is, "J.D., we all know the only two things you ever did that was legal was be born and marry Lulu. However, if this signature's authentic it's a legal document."

Skipper, you're straying a bit from the actual script with that last one, and as you know, I like this thread to be accurate for reference purposes. I've also corrected your previous Waylon quote because it was quicker than reposting the line. Here's how the scene above should go:

Luke: "Miz Tisdale, there's a U.S. Postal Inspector over at your Post Office and it looks like her and Rosco are fixing to accuse you of mail fraud."
Miz Tisdale: "Mail fraud? Me?"
Luke: "You."
Miz Tisdale: "They got to be sucking out of a bent straw."
Bo: "That's kind of what we figured, Miz Tisdale."
Miz Tisdale: "That frosts me. I'm gonna tool over there and straighten them out."
Luke: "Just hold on a second. Now, it looks like some sort of set up. So we figured you better lay low."
Bo: "You can come and hide out at our farm."
Miz Tisdale: "Hide out? Me? No way, José."
[Her face changes]
Miz Tisdale: "Did you say your farm?"
Bo: "Yes, ma'am."
Miz Tisdale: "With your Uncle Jesse?"
Luke: "He's there most of the time."
Miz Tisdale: "Ooooo!"

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I've never heard of it, but that doesn't mean we don't have it.

That was in 'Dukes Strike it Rich', just after the line I posted above ("Yeah, old Tyrone was having a slow week.") - "Don't have no funerals till next Tuesday. He said business was kind of dead."

Hobie was also right about the undertaker. The Dukes borrow a limo off of Cooter's cousin Tyrone in 'Dukes Strike it Rich' in season 5 - "Yeah, old Tyrone was having a slow week."

In 'The Great Hazzard Hijack', Cooter sheds a car he's towing and says, "Sure hope old Tyrone don't mind.", but there's no mention of this Tyrone being his cousin.

Cooter and Jesse borrow a limo from Cooter's cousin Tyrone to spook Nervous Norman near the end of 'Close Call for Daisy' in season 6. His name is only mentioned once, and no background is given.