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Elly May Duke

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  1. (It really describes them if you can just look at the lyrics it's actually called 'Stroker's Theme' I think, but he says Stroker Ace so anyway) Charlie smiled "Describles your cousins well I think."
  2. (Bo, Luke and Daisy or Lily and them?) Daisy nodded "Yup of course boss wasn't quite as. . .well bo and luke weren't around to bug him so."
  3. (I'm going with pass out) "Hey Uncle Jesse, what's been going here?"
  4. Charlie smiled "I figured." Just then Bo and Luke rushed in "How Bout Stroker Ace?"
  5. (k) Martha smiled "Well it's kind of early for you to go to bed. Just making sure."
  6. (LOL I could so see him saying that, but what you expect he drinks buttermilk) Daisy smiled "Well Uncle Jesse used to take us there a lot when we were kids."
  7. Martha looked surprised "You feeling okay?" (get my email?)
  8. Charile smiled "You always were a sweet thing Daisy. . .so I've been told. What song ya want me to do?"
  9. (Well what do you think he would?) "Uncle Jesse I'm home." Daisy called.
  10. "Well I reckon you'll need your bath now. . .oh wait you already got one today."
  11. Daisy looked confused "Safe in the car? Since when hasn't the Boar's Nest been safe?"
  12. Martha looked at him "Well don't worry Cooter. You only have a couple days till then."
  13. Then the VP walked in with his band "Hey Y'all. Ready for the celebration party?" Charlie asked.
  14. Enos nodded "Glad" "Well come on in" Daisy said opening the door. (Then I'd have to wonder what he'd do if Daisy told him somethin like that)
  15. (I bet he'd blush if we ever told him we thought that.) Enos smiled "What you think about the pudding?"
  16. Granny smiled "Don't worry about that honey. Even if you did laugh Jethro wouldn't know what it was about."
  17. Jesse smiled "Well since we ain't supposed to do work on sunday. . .well I have to do chores and do a minimal work in the feild, but most sundays I get around to making some chicken and cornbread. Just ask your Aunt Martha."
  18. Daisy looks at him thankful "Thank goodnes! What you bring?"
  19. Martha smiled "There are a couple things your Uncle can cook bettern' me. Just wait till Sunday."
  20. (hey I bout fell outta my chair laughing when Jed said it 'nope, you can't fault twelve years of schoolin') lololololol Elly comes over and notices "It's okay Daisy everybody says that bout him'
  21. (heck yeah. . .I mean dang he looks kinda skinny in his uniform, but you give him somethin else. . . then Enos finally walked her back to the farm
  22. The three of them just looked at her confused "Man I wish Enos would hurry up." She thought to herself.
  23. Jethro came over suddenly realizing "Hey Granny. . .I'd be perfect for that with my sixth grade education." (seriously I think Jethro is like about eitghteen. . . nineteen i think. .Jed once said he had twelve years of school so took him that long to go through sixth grade. . .or so)
  24. Jesse then says a prayer and they all are soon eating.

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