This is an idea I got a little while ago during a political debate around here and so I have this idea of the Clampetts somehow Jesse winds up President with Granny as first lady and Charlie Daniels as VP Elly is state secretary with Jethro as Treasurer? and Mr. Drysdale and Boss Hogg are fighting to gain the position from him. . .well who knows. . .especially since Granny thinks Jesse is leader of the CSA not the USA well y'all just sit back and see what happens.

This is an idea I got a little while ago during a political debate around here and so I have this idea of the Clampetts somehow Jesse winds up President with Granny as first lady and Charlie Daniels as VP Elly is state secretary with Jethro as Treasurer? and Mr. Drysdale and Boss Hogg are fighting to gain the position from him. . .well who knows. . .especially since Granny thinks Jesse is leader of the CSA not the USA well y'all just sit back and see what happens.

and knowin us

we cant resist puttin the rest of the Dukes people in this story

(Of course. . .wonder how)

"I can't believe it . . .I just can't. You the President of the CSA?" Granny cried happily having just recieved news that Jesse had won the election in a near landslide.

(Of course. . .wonder how)

"I can't believe it . . .I just can't. You the President of the CSA?" Granny cried happily having just recieved news that Jesse had won the election in a near landslide.

Jesse said "well me neither honey but i am!"

Jesses neice Daisy came in "i just heard the new Uncle Jesse! im happy for ya!"

Jesse hugged his niece "Yeah honey and I've decided that you and Elly are to work for Secretary of State.

Granny nodded "Yeah and the six foot stomach is for some reason going to be treasurer."

Jesse hugged his niece "Yeah honey and I've decided that you and Elly are to work for Secretary of State.

Granny nodded "Yeah and the six foot stomach is for some reason going to be treasurer."

Daisy said "uhhh huh Granny?"

Granny looked at her "And what do you mean by that honey?"

Granny looked at her "And what do you mean by that honey?"

Daisy said "six foot stomach?"

Granny gave a look toward the kitchen "Jethro."

Granny gave a look toward the kitchen "Jethro."

Daisy nodded "oh okay'

Jethro came over suddenly realizing "Hey Granny. . .I'd be perfect for that with my sixth grade education."

(seriously I think Jethro is like about eitghteen. . . nineteen i think. .Jed once said he had twelve years of school so took him that long to go through sixth grade. . .or so)

Jethro came over suddenly realizing "Hey Granny. . .I'd be perfect for that with my sixth grade education."

(seriously I think Jethro is like about eitghteen. . . nineteen i think. .Jed once said he had twelve years of school so took him that long to go through sixth grade. . .or so)

(LOL...sorry for laughin at that but wow)

Daisy just looks at the ground to hide her grin

(hey I bout fell outta my chair laughing when Jed said it 'nope, you can't fault twelve years of schoolin') lololololol

Elly comes over and notices "It's okay Daisy everybody says that bout him'

(hey I bout fell outta my chair laughing when Jed said it 'nope, you can't fault twelve years of schoolin') lololololol

Elly comes over and notices "It's okay Daisy everybody says that bout him'

(lol)

Daisy says "i dont wanna be thought bad about for laughin at somethin like that or talkin like that though"

Granny smiled "Don't worry about that honey. Even if you did laugh Jethro wouldn't know what it was about."

Granny smiled "Don't worry about that honey. Even if you did laugh Jethro wouldn't know what it was about."

Daisy laughed and as she couldnt help it

Then the VP walked in with his band "Hey Y'all. Ready for the celebration party?" Charlie asked.

Then the VP walked in with his band "Hey Y'all. Ready for the celebration party?" Charlie asked.

Daisy said "hey Charley...yeah lets celebrate"

Charile smiled "You always were a sweet thing Daisy. . .so I've been told. What song ya want me to do?"

Charile smiled "You always were a sweet thing Daisy. . .so I've been told. What song ya want me to do?"

Daisy said "the Devil Went Down To Georiga"

Charlie smiled "I figured."

Just then Bo and Luke rushed in "How Bout Stroker Ace?"

Charlie smiled "I figured."

Just then Bo and Luke rushed in "How Bout Stroker Ace?"

Daisy said "never heard that song"

(i actually havent)

(It really describes them if you can just look at the lyrics it's actually called 'Stroker's Theme' I think, but he says Stroker Ace so anyway)

Charlie smiled "Describles your cousins well I think."

(It really describes them if you can just look at the lyrics it's actually called 'Stroker's Theme' I think, but he says Stroker Ace so anyway)

Charlie smiled "Describles your cousins well I think."

Daisy nodded

Soon they were all eating some of Granny's vittles and Charlie was playing his fiddle.