Meadowmufn

I write like Douglas Adams. That doesn't surprise me because I don't go anywhere without my towel!
I'm also a little bit Stephen King and a little bit James Joyce. Go figure.

Good Lord. I leave y'all alone for a little bit and all of a sudden you're all in drag!

malchus,
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I have to agree with you there! Strange Visitor to Hazzard has got to be the best episode ever!
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-Meadowmufn

Now THERE'S a mental image I didn't need right before I went to bed. In fact, it's a mental image I didn't need at all. LOL.

I think this might be a historic moment at HazzardNet! LOL. Darrell and Tim in agreement... *THUD*
There might be occasional squabbles on this site. You'll get that anywhere a large group of folks congregate. But one thing pulls us all together into one great big family and that's love of the Dukes of Hazzard.

You gotta admit, Min. Lulu was poultry in motion.
*ducks!*

I suggest you stop naming your pets "Rosco" if you want them to live. LOL. I sense a pattern here.
Meadowmufn
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HazzardNet Proprietor

A little something for the ladies. An 8x10 photo of John Schneider shirtless: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110945899184
Don't worry, fellas. I'll have some Daisy stuff for sale too.

Thanks for the shout out, Mark. Brian's an excellent writer, that's why I hired him. Plus, the fact that he works for peanuts. LOL.

Well, I'll be... First, we have a General Lee in plush. And now a paper General Lee model. Just when you think you've seen everything...
Anybody else have some innovative General Lee models? LOL. Perhaps I should clean out the clothes dryer and try one in lint... Khee! A General Lee in lint... A General Lint! LOL.

Brian wrote it. But don't compliment him too much or he'll get a swelled head. We all know he doesn't need that. LOL.

This is just about how my family moved from Arkansas to California. :rofl:If they hit a bump in the road, they'd lose half their worldly possessions and a few of the kids...

Jimmie usually needs a hair cut. LOL.

Oh, I've done that. She's about 60 pounds herself.

Jimmie must've killed his back lugging her around. She weighed about 55 pounds.

It's that time of year again! What special Dukes item do YOU want for Christmas? (My personal fave is the RC General Lee... I hope someone got it for me )
-Mufn

1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (animated version). I used to have the entire thing memorized. Scary, huh?
2. Charlie Brown Christmas.
3. A Christmas Story.
4. Christmas Vacation. "Hallelujah. Holy s**t. Where's the Tylenol?"

Awwww.. doesn't look like it has a jump like the old one did. I had the racetrack set they put out in the 80's when I was little. For some inexplicable reason, my patrol car NEVER made it over that jump and the General Lee did. I think it was sabotage. LOL.

I updated the forum software tonight. You  know the drill. If you see any weirdness, let me know. I'm hoping this fixes some of the login issues some of you have been having.

Is it THAT obvious?

I don't think so, if you voluntarily enter said environment. And like I said, you'd have to be a few fries short of a Happy Meal to wanna work here.

You're the one that said it, not me...

And if you thought by taking this test, you might actually get to be a moderator on this website or if you actually WANT to be a moderator on this website, I suggest you seek professional psychiatric help.

Somehow, I don't think I'm all that hungry for breakfast anymore.

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr!
A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants.
"Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants."
The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."