Remember the Dukes at Christmas, when Rosco and Boss came over to celebrate? The Dukes seemed to forget all the wrong they had been done and show Boss and Rosco some
YULETIDE spirit!!
"Lesson learned: trust your instincts (and your mom)! I got scammed by a seller named Bluenox who promised me a Gilligan's Island Skipper hat with a Twisted Knotted Intertwined Mouse Braid. But my mom saw right through it and warned me.
Luckily, mom came to the rescue and whipped up the Mouse Braid herself! "Mummy hooked me up! Phooey on Bluenox and other sellers too. Want something done right, do it yourself!" #DIY #MomWins #ScamAlert"
Boss was always trying to collect illegal taXes.
As we used to say:
"I'm not under the affluence of incohol that thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I stay here, the longer I get!"