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Someone was doing this for Cooter, so why not other characters?

Possum on a gumbush!

Enos: You wanna keep looking Sheriff or do you wanna go eat?

Rosco: Enos, just forget it okay? Forget it.

Enos: Okay Sheriff...This is Enos...forgetting it.

(can be heard on Sonny Shoyer's website)

It's not that I don't trust ya'll, but last time you hung me on the wall.

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You forgot what he says next: But I've been trying to taper off.

It's not that I don't trust you boys, but last time you hung me on the wall.

(Seeing Rosco hanging from a tree by his gunbelt)

Gee Sherriff, you look like a poor little ol' sparrow with a hurt wing awwww.

I'm just following you Sheriff, isn't that what you said? Monkey see, monkey do.

Daisy: Does this mean you don't want my autograph Rosco?

Enos: I do Daisy!

Find Loretta Lynn has to be the best episode for Enos quotes!

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One of my favorite Enos moments, is in "Ghost of General Lee." Rosco shows Enos the "haunted" General Lee in the impound garage....and Enos blurts out this one:

"AAAHH!! General Lee is one of them spook-talkin' mediums!!"

Moments later, when the haunted General Lee deliberately plows into Rosco's parked patrol car, we get Rosco's reaction:

"Ghost or no ghost, that's county property!!"

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also in that episode, Enos takes Rosco's lunch order.

Enos: A double order of catfish, hush puppies, pickles and onions, large order of fries, and extra thick chocolate milk and two slices of pecan pie. Is that right?

Rosco: Yeah, and get something for yourself Enos.

Enos: You want that pie a la mode?

Rosco: No Enos, I don't want it a la mode. I gotta watch my calories.

Then Enos gives that classic expression to the camera and shakes his head.

I dunno what diet Rosco's on but sign me up!

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Enos has got major drug puhser in back seat of Metro squad car.

Crook: "Please take me in. You're not getting anything out of me. I want my lawyer...

Enos : "What ever you say, Buddy roe"

Enos procedes to drive crook all over crazy like, jumping his car over everything in site to making crook confess to drug ring...

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also in that episode, Enos takes Rosco's lunch order.

Enos: A double order of catfish, hush puppies, pickles and onions, large order of fries, and extra thick chocolate milk and two slices of pecan pie. Is that right?

Rosco: Yeah, and get something for yourself Enos.

Enos: You want that pie a la mode?

Rosco: No Enos, I don't want it a la mode. I gotta watch my calories.

Then Enos gives that classic expression to the camera and shakes his head.

I dunno what diet Rosco's on but sign me up!

That is too funny for words. I love that when he said it.

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We found another one on "Baby for the Dukes"

Boss is showing Rosco and Enos what they did to a whole truckload of patrol cars.

Enos: Oh that one there on the end is yours Sheriff!

Rosco: Well it's all Enos's fault.

Enos: Pardon me Sheriff, but it takes two to tango.

Enos didn't have a lot of good comebacks for Rosco, but it sure is funny when he does!

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We found another one on "Baby for the Dukes"

Boss is showing Rosco and Enos what they did to a whole truckload of patrol cars.

Enos: Oh that one there on the end is yours Sheriff!

Rosco: Well it's all Enos's fault.

Enos: Pardon me Sheriff, but it takes two to tango.

Enos didn't have a lot of good comebacks for Rosco, but it sure is funny when he does!

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i love it when enos says:

"It's not that I don't trust you boys, but last time you hung me on the wall."

"Possum on a gumbush"

"AHHHHH!!!! General Lee is one of them spook-talkin' mediums!!!!!"

"I'm just following you Sheriff, isn't that what you said? Monkey see, monkey do."

"Daisy: Does this mean you don't want my autograph Rosco?

Enos: I do Daisy!"

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i love it when enos says:

"It's not that I don't trust you boys, but last time you hung me on the wall."

"Possum on a gumbush"

"Daisy: Does this mean you don't want my autograph Rosco?

Enos: I do Daisy!"

haha. those are funny.lol. I like the first one, I remember that episode!! hahaha. Poor enos!! lol

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We found another one that we missed. Can't believe we missed it either!

Daisy: Hey Enos! Anything I can do for you?

Enos: <mostly to himself> If only you knew Daisy...I mean...HI Daisy!...Bye Daisy

If only she knew WHAT?! :lol: hee hee

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One of my favorites is The Hazzard Connection. The boys try to get out of Enos why Rosco's having him tailing them. Luke puts the car that him, Enos and Bo are riding in into the pond.

Bo: Enos you ok?

Enos with his eyes closed tight: I don't know... I can't tell. I'm scared to open my eyes. What do ya'll see out there? Little naked babies with harps and wings or a bunch of red fellers with horns and pitch forks?

Luke: Hey! *taps Enos on the shoulder*

Enos jumps: Aaaahhh!

Luke: Would you settle for a lap full of pond water and tad poles?

Most of the time the best moments with Enos were often not what he 'said'. It's how Sonny delievered Enos's lines and facial expressions that made the moments with him all the more funnier. Plus, if you notice the background music would change when Enos would step on the screen. It would be funny sometimes just to watch his reactions along with the music.

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Possum on a gum bush

My Foots asleep

I don't beleive Bo and Luke would do something like that

You left'm in yours sheriff

That don't seem right Mr. Hogg. Me takin half of Cletus's money there's no other way?

Yeah there is, I'll give you the whole paycheck and you give'm half

Will you marry me, Daisy?

Who ever has Daisy is mine!

The wedding's been postponed due to hives!

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These were originally posted in the Daisy quite thread, but there are some good Enos lines in here, so I thought i'd post them here.

Daisy: Enos, we'll have to stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk.

Enos: Shucks Daisy. I thought you were Bo and Luke.

Daisy: Enos, don't you know the difference between boys and girls.

Enos: (mutters) I know there's a difference...

Rosco: Daisy Duke! I thought you were Bo.

Daisy: Rosco, if you can't tell the difference between me and Bo, either you're losing your eyesight or I'm losing my figure.

Enos: Shucks Daisy, you ain't losing nothin' and I got 20-20 vision!

does anyone know what episode they are from??????

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