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And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!

Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

I don't know if Bo ever said that. I know the balladeer is said it at least once. And on the first season special feature BBQ reunion John Schneider says it when he's telling about a story where he was being towed in the camera car in Georgia when it was raining and the car kept going in the ditches because it was so slick.

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I think you're right Bo the Character never said it but John did!

I love it I love it anyways!

Here's some more good one's from Daisy's song

>Bo:What are we gonna do?

>Luke:Uh...Run!

"I hate to go home with my tail tucked"

>Luke:What's the charge?

>Rosco: Consorting with known criminals

>Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you!

>Rosco: You got a nasty mouth on ya Duke boy

Jessie Colters Manager says: It's sort of a disneyland for the weird

Bo: We oughta fit right in!

From one armed Bandidts

Bo: Hey Luke ain't it great what hormones can do!?

Luke: uh hah

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I think you're right Bo the Character never said it but John did!

I love it I love it anyways!

Here's some more good one's from Daisy's song

>Bo:What are we gonna do?

>Luke:Uh...Run!

"I hate to go home with my tail tucked"

>Luke:What's the charge?

>Rosco: Consorting with known criminals

>Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you!

>Rosco: You got a nasty mouth on ya Duke boy

Jessie Colters Manager says: It's sort of a disneyland for the weird

Bo: We oughta fit right in!

From one armed Bandidts

Bo: Hey Luke ain't it great what hormones can do!?

Luke: uh hah

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Got another one. In "The Late J.D. Hogg", Rosco tells Cletus to hold up the boys while he executes one of his plans (or something. Rather vague on the details, sorry). So Cletus stops them and demands they let him inspect the General Lee from top to bottom. And at one point, when the boys attempt to escape, Cletus is under the hood of the General while Bo is starting the engine.

Cletus: "Where's the dipstick?"

Bo: "You're under the hood, Cletus!"

The funny of this scene is all in John Schneider's delivery; Bo sounds so unmitigatedly gleeful. I giggle every time I think of it :)

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Got another one. In "The Late J.D. Hogg", Rosco tells Cletus to hold up the boys while he executes one of his plans (or something. Rather vague on the details, sorry). So Cletus stops them and demands they let him inspect the General Lee from top to bottom. And at one point, when the boys attempt to escape, Cletus is under the hood of the General while Bo is starting the engine.

Cletus: "Where's the dipstick?"

Bo: "You're under the hood, Cletus!"

The funny of this scene is all in John Schneider's delivery; Bo sounds so unmitigatedly gleeful. I giggle every time I think of it :)

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Tee Hee! That's a good one! I giggled when I read it too! Hey what ep. is that Cletus bein' a dipstick one from. Well Cletus is always a dipstick but I mean the under the hood one!? :-?

And ya you're right it's all in how he says too, that's reminds me of a great scene from the big heist.

*Kid "Stick em up and don't move!"

*Rosco "Will you go away little boy, I gotta get some gas in this car here1"

*Kid "I'll shoot if you don't put up your hands!"

*Luke "Atta boy partner. Keep im covered! You got that money hid in a safe place?"

*Kid "Ya I put it where nobody'll find it!"

*Luke "Don't turn around Rosco! He means it"

*Rosco "You mean to tell me that little brat's gotta pistol?

*Luke "Now don't rile im Rosco! He means business!"

*Rosco "That's just like you Duke boys leadin a little boy into a life of crime! Does your Uncle Jesse know about this?"

*Bo "He ain't a little boy Rosco!"

*Rocso "He ain't?"

*Bo "No, he's a midget!"

*Rosco "Midget?"

*Bo "And boy is he ever mean!"

*Rosco "Mean?"

*Bo "Mean!"

It's just perfectly done, and the silly grin on Bo's face is worth watching. And just before Bo says and boy is he ever mean, the boys got a great smile on his face too. His smile dissappers when Bo says "Mean!"

I love that one! Oh ya and after the Dukes escape and make their getaway, the kid's dad comes out and says something like" I told you not to shoot customer's with that water pistol. Did he get ya Sheriff?" And Rocso says" Water pistol!?" Then the kid squirts him in the face!!!

I love it I love it!

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Tee Hee! That's a good one! I giggled when I read it too! Hey what ep. is that Cletus bein' a dipstick one from. Well Cletus is always a dipstick but I mean the under the hood one!? :-?

And ya you're right it's all in how he says too, that's reminds me of a great scene from the big heist.

*Kid "Stick em up and don't move!"

*Rosco "Will you go away little boy, I gotta get some gas in this car here1"

*Kid "I'll shoot if you don't put up your hands!"

*Luke "Atta boy partner. Keep im covered! You got that money hid in a safe place?"

*Kid "Ya I put it where nobody'll find it!"

*Luke "Don't turn around Rosco! He means it"

*Rosco "You mean to tell me that little brat's gotta pistol?

*Luke "Now don't rile im Rosco! He means business!"

*Rosco "That's just like you Duke boys leadin a little boy into a life of crime! Does your Uncle Jesse know about this?"

*Bo "He ain't a little boy Rosco!"

*Rocso "He ain't?"

*Bo "No, he's a midget!"

*Rosco "Midget?"

*Bo "And boy is he ever mean!"

*Rosco "Mean?"

*Bo "Mean!"

It's just perfectly done, and the silly grin on Bo's face is worth watching. And just before Bo says and boy is he ever mean, the boys got a great smile on his face too. His smile dissappers when Bo says "Mean!"

I love that one! Oh ya and after the Dukes escape and make their getaway, the kid's dad comes out and says something like" I told you not to shoot customer's with that water pistol. Did he get ya Sheriff?" And Rocso says" Water pistol!?" Then the kid squirts him in the face!!!

I love it I love it!

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Bo: Daisy you there?

Daisy: Yeah, Bo

Bo: Yeah, you watch out for Rosco, He’ll be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricade

Luke: Best head over to the junkyard and see it we can pick up a new fender

Bo: The way you drive we’d better pick up a new right quart panel, a left quarter panel, a hood

Luke: All right, all right.

Luke: Quite a leap, think we’ll get enough speed?

Bo: Well. Halfway across

Luke: Yeah

Bo: Ask me then.

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Bo: Daisy you there?

Daisy: Yeah, Bo

Bo: Yeah, you watch out for Rosco, He’ll be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricade

Luke: Best head over to the junkyard and see it we can pick up a new fender

Bo: The way you drive we’d better pick up a new right quart panel, a left quarter panel, a hood

Luke: All right, all right.

Luke: Quite a leap, think we’ll get enough speed?

Bo: Well. Halfway across

Luke: Yeah

Bo: Ask me then.

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Bo: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you!

Daisy: Never stopped anybody in this family before.

Bo:True.

Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can.

Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh.

Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.

Bo: Dang it Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testing out a new Camshaft?

Luke: Unless you want that Camshaft in the front seat with use you better that her out of second gear

Bo: Cute

Luke: You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?

Bo: $5 says you can't.

Luke: You're on.

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Bo: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you!

Daisy: Never stopped anybody in this family before.

Bo:True.

Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can.

Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh.

Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.

Bo: Dang it Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testing out a new Camshaft?

Luke: Unless you want that Camshaft in the front seat with use you better that her out of second gear

Bo: Cute

Luke: You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?

Bo: $5 says you can't.

Luke: You're on.

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