Officer Barbrady

Here's some of mine..in "Duke of Duke," when the Dukes set up the fake detour. Rosco drives smack into a tree again, gets out, starts muttering, adjusts his gun belt, and starts walking down the road. Several scenes later, there's Rosco again, carrying his boots, muttering again about the heat or something. Finally, at the end, he starts muttering at some buzzards flying overhead that they ain't gonna get him. The one that invariably cracks me up whenever I think about is in "RIP Henry Flatt" when his car gets an explosive surprise from Bo and Luke. Once I actually saw the car in the tree I dissolved into giggles. Then there's the scene in "Ghost of General Lee" when Luke and Bo "haunt" Rosco in the garage. Rosco: "You ain't gonna scare me.... (garage door flies open) Oohp, now that scared me." And the subsequent chase where poor Avery's left hanging and Rosco crashes into a building. And then there's "Witness for the Persecution" when he appoints himself temporary acting Boss and shows up all decked in white.

Another season on DVD? Khee!! The one drawback to me is all those discs...nine? I can't wait to see the packaging for that. So that's four seasons....if the sales are phenomenal as the press release claims, could we be seeing (dramatic music chord) Season Five in the future? (I can't wait to see the packaging for that.... )

They went back to the first RC ep, and we get to see a blooper reel of Bo and Luke having problems getting in the General. You'll have to sit through one of those silly anti-drug ads, a very special episode of Transformers and MTV taking over C-Span, though.

All right, who remembers this movie (and its 1200 subsequent sequels)? The rowdy new recruits of a New York police school raise hell and fight crime. But mostly raise hell. On second thought I should have asked, "remember the movie with the cop that was a walking sound effect?" The standout character was probably Jones. Ah, maybe now I can get distracted by something else.

C'mon....where's Rosco? And Cooter? That said, there were parts that had me going "yee-haw!" (pretty much anything with the General) and some that almost made me put something through the monitor (most involving Jessica Simpson). The siblings, the offspring and I commented that Burt Reynolds is wrong as Boss Hogg. We just laughed at Willie Nelson. This movie kinda scares me, but not enough to plunk the eight bucks or so on a trip to the theater. I already promised the nephew I'd take him, and a Duke never reneged on his/her word. (and that influenced this lady here)

When there's something strange in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! (CUE Ecto-One Siren) My younger brother was a HUGE Ghostbusters fan; he had the action figures, one of the Ecto Blasters, and I think the little trap doohickey. Sadly, he never owned Ecto-One. The first movie owns the second. Why? The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. I think after seeing the film, I avoided s'mores and those marshmallow cakes for about half a year. Oh, yeah....I can't forget Slimer. He looked like a giant flying booger, but still a worthwhile foe for Venkman and Co.

"I'm gonna get them Duke boys! Kew kew kew! Kew kew doodel...." Seth Green did a good job as Rosco. I forgot about when Batman chews out Robin threatening him with a "Bat b*$^! slap" and Ponch's head gets ripped off. Or the Mario Brothers using the blue tortoise shell to take out that one car. Or that insufferable brat and that stoopid monkey finding a surprise in the trunk of Mach Five. I admit I love Adult Swim, at least most of it. I usually watch the stuff Sunday night as it doesn't interfere with the Dukes. Except for Tom Goes to the Mayor. I don't get that show at all. Give me Aqua Teens and Robot Chicken instead.

These are all hysterical!! A few of mine, pretty much random: (In "Luke's Love Story" when Rosco tries to quiet down the raucous Boar's Nest crowd to give the info on the obstacle derby) Rosco: (quietly)"Now would everybody please hush? (bellowing) HUUUUUSH!!! (crowd quiets down) Hush now!" (Rosco is doing a crossword puzzle while Boss looks over a map) Rosco: "What's a five letter word for 'dunce?'" Boss, not even looking at him: "R-o-s-c-o!" Rosco: "Oh! (looks at puzzle) Kew...." Jesse: "I'm beginning to think we took the wrong turn." Cooter: "WE? You picked it Uncle Jesse." Jesse: "Well, I'm UNpicking it! Turn this thing around!!" Grady Byrd: "My sixth sense is telling me---" Boss: "Grady, in order to have a sixth sense ya gotta have the other five, and you ain't got no sense at all!" Rosco: "I'm gonna go down to the Eat-Rite and have a corn dog. Khee, I just love..." (walks outside, only to come back in riding on Boss' wheelchair) There's more where that came from, once I remember what eps they're in.

Count me as one!!! The best short so far has to be Cannonball Run salute with all those classic cars, including KITT and the General. Even Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise cameoed. For those that haven't seen it, KITT smashed into a wall after Michael used the Turbo Boost a little too early. Heck, they even had a Rosco figure to distract the General! Classic stuff.

Yep!!! Good ol' Rosco. Daisy, holding an empty pitcher: "Anybody else want a beer?" The guy playing Henry looked awfully familiar, though. Wasn't he on another show?

Flash just melts my lil' old heart...khee!! It cracked me up when Rosco said she could sniff out a crook, and then Flash barks at Boss.

50%, but barely in the Yankee category. Pretty dadgum even.

Muppets always crack me up....that first photo was no exception. I must've missed the special "Crips and Bloods come to Sesame Street" episode. Of course, in case y'all didn't know already, Bert was always a baaad Muppet. Check out this here site and see for yourself. You may have a decidely different view of Muppets in general afterwards.

Little naked babies.....that line is priceless and gets me every time!! I think I've watched too many Dukes episodes.....my profanity now only consists of "dipstick," "meadow muffin," "Judas Priest on a pony," and the immortal "Possum on a gumbush." On the subject of kiddies watching Dukes, my sister's two boys, ages 10 and 5, have watched the CMT reruns loyally. The older kid's name is Bo (short for "Bowen" though, not Beauregard)! The younger one (not Luke..I guess one of us siblings will have to do that!! ) just imitated Rosco the other night. Both think the General Lee is the greatest car ever. BTW...the sister does a good Rosco laugh. Khee!

Hee hee....that sounds like my old car (a 1986 rusting sky blue Celebrity). Ahh, those were the days: having to move the dang signal after making the left turn, letting loose some choice words when the "Service Engine Soon" button lit up, and when the car's frame finally separated and I had to drive eight miles at 55 mph diagonally to my sister's house. Car memories...what a way to make a first post.