Kermit

Cousin Garrett Duke... It goes like this. Enos"I tell you Sheriff. You shouldn't be tryin' to trap people like this. It ain't right. It ain't proper. And it ain't honest." Rosco:"And yer gonna ain't yerself right out of a job, if you don't stop ain'tin'! All you gotta remember is, monkey see, monkey do!"

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Gilligan:"What are you doing?!" Skipper:"Destroying the raft." Gilligan:"Why?!" Skipper:"Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it’s there." Gilligan:"I think the Skipper's gone blah blah blah."

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment!" Skipper:"Yes Master!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Skipper:"Aye, aye, Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!"

(Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan:"Did I hurt you?" Duke Williams:"Little man. You couldn’t knock a hole in the wind with a fistful of hammers."