Dukes Meet the Clampetts

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Cooter: I am Daisy. Nancy and that boy of her's are like your modern day Bonnie and Clyde.

Bo: Well I reckon me and Luke have a job.

Luke: Whoa Bo. I don't know what money they want, but I'm not putting Denise in the middle of this. My nephew almost got killed today I'm not taking that chance.

Bo: we gotta help Daisy and the others though Luke

[Elly May Duke]

Luke: *sighs putting his head in his hands* I'm sorry Bo . . .I just can't do it.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Luke: *sighs putting his head in his hands* I'm sorry Bo . . .I just can't do it.

Daisy: and ya dont have to,Bo, i know your tryin to help, but what happend to Andrew today was my fault, i had kept my mouth shut, Andrew wouldnt be here, its up to me to fix this

[Elly May Duke]

Enos: *stares nervously*

Bo: Daisy . . .I DON"T CARE what Luke does and doesn't want to do, but I'm taking care of them. Besides . . .keep your mouth shut . . .how are you supposed to get 95 million? Hazzard bank doesn't have half that. And Luke, HOW DARE YOU care about your own stupid needs before Daisy's

Luke: DO you want to fight?

Elly: No. Don't fight. (there's a switch)

Cooter: I"ll help and I know Elly . . .well maybe not this time. I don't want our young one in the way. I know Coy and Vance will

(sorry that was so long my brother wanted to 4weel with me.)

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Enos: *stares nervously*

Bo: Daisy . . .I DON"T CARE what Luke does and doesn't want to do, but I'm taking care of them. Besides . . .keep your mouth shut . . .how are you supposed to get 95 million? Hazzard bank doesn't have half that. And Luke, HOW DARE YOU care about your own stupid needs before Daisy's

Luke: DO you want to fight?

Elly: No. Don't fight. (there's a switch)

Cooter: I"ll help and I know Elly . . .well maybe not this time. I don't want our young one in the way. I know Coy and Vance will

(sorry that was so long my brother wanted to 4weel with me.)

Daisy: listen here Bo, dont get into this!

[Elly May Duke]

Bo: Daisy . . .I have no idea where we would get 95 million from, but you're my only girl cousin and I am not going to sit and watch this happen to you.

Jed: Um . . .that 95 million . . .that would be me.

*everybody stares cepts Granny and Jesse*

Granny: He really does. Don't worry honey we'll get out out

Daisy: I know you will, but if there's one thing i know. She probably ain't gonna stop becaus we give it to her.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Bo: Daisy . . .I have no idea where we would get 95 million from, but you're my only girl cousin and I am not going to sit and watch this happen to you.

Jed: Um . . .that 95 million . . .that would be me.

*everybody stares cepts Granny and Jesse*

Granny: He really does. Don't worry honey we'll get out out

Daisy: I know you will, but if there's one thing i know. She probably ain't gonna stop becaus we give it to her.

Daisy: and Bo,i know what happend to day, but it was my fault,i know that, and i gotta fix it

[Elly May Duke]

Jesse: Daisy May Duke! That was not your fault.

Daisy: Whatever you say . . .I need to take a walk *walks away*

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Jesse: Daisy May Duke! That was not your fault.

Daisy: Whatever you say . . .I need to take a walk *walks away*

*before she even gets outta the hospital door Nancy Lou walks in and stops her*

Nancy: well hello there Daisy, my my aint ya pretty now

(uh oh, CAT FIGHT!)

[Elly May Duke]

Daisy: *glares* You almost killed my son!

Nancy: Oh really, almost . . .what a pitty

Daisy: *growles and punches her*

and in a hospital too. well it is Hazzard

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Daisy: *glares* You almost killed my son!

Nancy: Oh really, almost . . .what a pitty

Daisy: *growles and punches her*

and in a hospital too. well it is Hazzard

*soon a fight has started and it takes Cooter, Bo Luke and Enos to break it up*

[Elly May Duke]

Cooter: Nancy . . .you know I always was disapointed in you. You were my daughter and I loved you . . .still do, but you know what these people care a lot more about me.

Nancy: *glares*

Enos: You okay Daisy? *takes her hand which looks broken and winces at her black eye*

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Cooter: Nancy . . .you know I always was disapointed in you. You were my daughter and I loved you . . .still do, but you know what these people care a lot more about me.

Nancy: *glares*

Enos: You okay Daisy? *takes her hand which looks broken and winces at her black eye*

Daisy:i-im alright

[Elly May Duke]

Enos: Good

Nancy: Well you know why I hated you. You were my dad and you never cared about me.

Cooter: That is not true. Your mama's parents didn't want her to see me ever again. I loved her to death and I do you too.

Nancy: Well listen good . . .Daddy . . .You and all of Hazzard will pay. Starting with that brat *points at Elly* She ain't my mom. I hate her too.

Cooter: You are gonna do no such thing. You are going back to Alabama where your probation is.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Enos: Good

Nancy: Well you know why I hated you. You were my dad and you never cared about me.

Cooter: That is not true. Your mama's parents didn't want her to see me ever again. I loved her to death and I do you too.

Nancy: Well listen good . . .Daddy . . .You and all of Hazzard will pay. Starting with that brat *points at Elly* She ain't my mom. I hate her too.

Cooter: You are gonna do no such thing. You are going back to Alabama where your probation is.

Nancy: *grabs Daisy by the hair* she goes with me!

[Elly May Duke]

Enos: *pulls his gun*

Cooter: Nancy! Let her go *yanks his daughter away from Daisy*

Enos: Daisy run

Daisy *runs back to where Andrew still is and oddly Doc Applebeey is there*

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Enos: *pulls his gun*

Cooter: Nancy! Let her go *yanks his daughter away from Daisy*

Enos: Daisy run

Daisy *runs back to where Andrew still is and oddly Doc Applebeey is there*

Nancy: i aint through with Hazzard, no way!

[Elly May Duke]

Cooter: Well I tell you this . . .and it pains me . . .i am getting a restraining order that you can't come to Hazzard leagally.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Cooter: Well I tell you this . . .and it pains me . . .i am getting a restraining order that you can't come to Hazzard leagally.

Nancy: i see how it is! *runs out side*

[Elly May Duke]

Cooter: *sighs* I hated to do that, but for Daisy's sake.

Luke: We understand Cooter.

Daisy: Is there something you want to tell us doc?

Doc: Oh. we have a room for Andrew if you want to come on back.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Cooter: *sighs* I hated to do that, but for Daisy's sake.

Luke: We understand Cooter.

Daisy: Is there something you want to tell us doc?

Doc: Oh. we have a room for Andrew if you want to come on back.

Daisy: *rubs her wrist* thanks Doc

[Elly May Duke]

Doc: Oh no. *takes them back to Andrew's room and then wraps Daisy's wrist and attends to her eye*

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Doc: Oh no. *takes them back to Andrew's room and then wraps Daisy's wrist and attends to her eye*

Daisy: that dang Nancy Lou

[Elly May Duke]

Doc: Well . . .I think you'll be safe now . . .i hope. I just need to check on Andrew before I leave *checks Andrew's monitors and stuff*

(honestly, i see how you are about the tissues, but do you mind if I draw him like that? Sorry, but for some odd reason I like drawing these sort of things.)

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Doc: Well . . .I think you'll be safe now . . .i hope. I just need to check on Andrew before I leave *checks Andrew's monitors and stuff*

(honestly, i see how you are about the tissues, but do you mind if I draw him like that? Sorry, but for some odd reason I like drawing these sort of things.)

(its alright, go ahead)

Daisy: *looks at her son* im sorry