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Dukes Meet the Clampetts

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    Enos: you usually have an appetite Daisy, whats up (poor clueless Enos, lol)

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    Elly: *nodds* AT THE HOSPITAL..... Bo:* wakes up from the athsieia completely* hey Luke, wow i feel like i got hit by a truck

  • Elly May Duke
    Elly May Duke

    (Whoa. . .is he on drugs or somethin?) Enos comes back to where Daisy is and sits down.

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Jed: *smiles* Guess you and Enos have been busy huh? You know Granny would be glad to make you a blanket or whatever you need.

Miss Hathaway: What's going on here Mr. Clampett? *she asks smiling at Daisy*

Jed: *smiles* Guess you and Enos have been busy huh? You know Granny would be glad to make you a blanket or whatever you need.

Miss Hathaway: What's going on here Mr. Clampett? *she asks smiling at Daisy*

Jed: well this is Daisy Duke and well along with her cousins and Uncle, her boyfriend is here with her and shes pregnant with his baby, and im gonna use some of the money to help them

Daisy: thank you Jed, that would be great

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Daisy: *then looks slightly down* tho i can't accept your money. Everyone in Hazzard is poor. We're used to it.

Jed: *cups his hand under her chin to make her look up at him* Daisy honey your . . .i'm thinking going to be my neice. It's my duty. And to say. I know I'm saving it for when Elly has a little one her own, but I have a crib that's been in my family for generations. I know they're twins but anyway

Daisy: *then looks slightly down* tho i can't accept your money. Everyone in Hazzard is poor. We're used to it.

Jed: *cups his hand under her chin to make her look up at him* Daisy honey your . . .i'm thinking going to be my neice. It's my duty. And to say. I know I'm saving it for when Elly has a little one her own, but I have a crib that's been in my family for generations. I know they're twins but anyway

Mrs. Hathaway: after i think about it, by what im hearing, Mr. Drysdale is bein unfair

Daisy: im thankful Uncle Jed

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Jed: You mean our friends? I reckon, tho you know money doesn't really make a preson happy.

Miss Hathaway: Mr. Clampett now that we're on the subject I need to tell you something

Jed: What?

Miss Hathaway: Well all the time you've been here . . .Mr. Drysdale considered you so valuable because of your money. He really isn't after friendship or whatnot . . .well maybe a bit . . .but he was only after your money. Mr. Clampett it's Granny's business if she wants to get married, but i tell you Mr. Clampett flee. Flee Berverly Hills and go to live at such an unselfish place. I don't know that you realize this Mr. Clampett but you're the only man I know who can live anywhere as long as you have here and not been corrupted. Please Mr. Clampett flee to Ga you'll be much happier . . .and i know Granny will.

Jed: You mean our friends? I reckon, tho you know money doesn't really make a preson happy.

Miss Hathaway: Mr. Clampett now that we're on the subject I need to tell you something

Jed: What?

Miss Hathaway: Well all the time you've been here . . .Mr. Drysdale considered you so valuable because of your money. He really isn't after friendship or whatnot . . .well maybe a bit . . .but he was only after your money. Mr. Clampett it's Granny's business if she wants to get married, but i tell you Mr. Clampett flee. Flee Berverly Hills and go to live at such an unselfish place. I don't know that you realize this Mr. Clampett but you're the only man I know who can live anywhere as long as you have here and not been corrupted. Please Mr. Clampett flee to Ga you'll be much happier . . .and i know Granny will.

Daisy:just let Uncle Jesse worry about Boss Hogg though Uncle Jed

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Jed: *smiles* I'm sure he ain't honey. Course . . .I don't know him that well and after seeing yer other cousin. Well come on.

*Jethro drives them to the hospital where Jed and Daisy go up to Bo's room*

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