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Dukes Meet the Clampetts

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Enos: It's all right Diasy *pats her on the shoulder*

Daisy: No Enos it's not. i'm acting like a fool

Enos: No your not

Jesse: Daisy. come here darlin. You're not actin a fool your just worried bout your cousins. Your so much like your mama in that way

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    (Whoa. . .is he on drugs or somethin?) Enos comes back to where Daisy is and sits down.

Enos: It's all right Diasy *pats her on the shoulder*

Daisy: No Enos it's not. i'm acting like a fool

Enos: No your not

Jesse: Daisy. come here darlin. You're not actin a fool your just worried bout your cousins. Your so much like your mama in that way

Daisy: *sighes*

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:We're gonna have to take him back to surgery in about thirty minutes or so.

Daisy: oh

:See you then

Daisy: nodds

Bo: *says nothing but looks scared*

Luke: Uncle Jesse. Remember that song you used to sing to us when we were young?

Jesse: What song Luke

Luke: Uncle Jesse you remember.

When your heart is all alone every second

Seems so long

When it's just you, you can't see through

Those ol' clouds that rain so blue

Daisy *Joins in*

But when somebody loves you

There's nothing you can't do

When somebody loves you

It's easy to get through

When somebody loves you

The way I love you

Jesse: Oh yeah

Daisy: Feel any better sugar?

Bo: a little. Alan Jackson does make me feel better

:We're gonna have to take him back to surgery in about thirty minutes or so.

Daisy: oh

:See you then

Daisy: nodds

Bo: *says nothing but looks scared*

Luke: Uncle Jesse. Remember that song you used to sing to us when we were young?

Jesse: What song Luke

Luke: Uncle Jesse you remember.

When your heart is all alone every second

Seems so long

When it's just you, you can't see through

Those ol' clouds that rain so blue

Daisy *Joins in*

But when somebody loves you

There's nothing you can't do

When somebody loves you

It's easy to get through

When somebody loves you

The way I love you

Jesse: Oh yeah

Daisy: Feel any better sugar?

Bo: a little. Alan Jackson does make me feel better

Daisy: *smiles* can i talk to you Uncle Jesse, and you too Elly and you Enos, just for a second

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Jesse and Enos *Stare*

Enos: Daisy honey *faints*

Elly: shoulda told Granny. she'd be more help than me

Jesse: Daisy what . . .how? *takes her in his arms*

totally not expecting that. i was so anxious. interesting twist

Jesse and Enos *Stare*

Enos: Daisy honey *faints*

Elly: shoulda told Granny. she'd be more help than me

Jesse: Daisy what . . .how? *takes her in his arms*

totally not expecting that. i was so anxious. interesting twist

Daisy: *in tears* im sorry, Uncle Jesse are you mad? and all i know is is Enos is the babys daddy

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Jesse: Daisy . . . I love you no matter what baby and just know that you and your little one will always have a home with me.

Daisy: I know Uncle Jesse, but i should have told you sooner

Jesse: What do you mean Daisy. *lays hand lovingly on her shoulder

Jesse: Daisy . . . I love you no matter what baby and just know that you and your little one will always have a home with me.

Daisy: I know Uncle Jesse, but i should have told you sooner

Jesse: What do you mean Daisy. *lays hand lovingly on her shoulder

Daisy: ive known for a couple months, ive just been so scared to tell everyone

*Daisy sees Granny walk over to her*

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Granny: Howdy honey. Elly tells me ya got something you been hidin from yer Uncle

Jesse: wouldn't be so hard on her. Daisy really isn't like this

Daisy: how can you stand up for me like that Uncle Jesse?

Granny: Howdy honey. Elly tells me ya got something you been hidin from yer Uncle

Jesse: wouldn't be so hard on her. Daisy really isn't like this

Daisy: how can you stand up for me like that Uncle Jesse?

Jesse: cause im your Uncle

*in private* Daisy: Granny, im pregnant, and i just told my Uncle and boy friend Enos

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Granny: Well honey bout time ya had a young'un yer bout twenty seven ain't ya. shame a girl like you beein that old and no young'un. Reckon you ought ta git married if ya love each other so much

Granny: Well honey bout time ya had a young'un yer bout twenty seven ain't ya. shame a girl like you beein that old and no young'un. Reckon you ought ta git married if ya love each other so much

Daisy: *smiles but says* well, Granny, im afraid what Enos is thinking now that he knows hes a daddy

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Granny: Can't be any worse than Jed when he found out

Daisy: maybe, but you don't know Enos. He's so innocent and all. I mean i just told him and he fainted . . .twice. I'm not worried. i know i can get through it. i'm worried about him

Granny: Can't be any worse than Jed when he found out

Daisy: maybe, but you don't know Enos. He's so innocent and all. I mean i just told him and he fainted . . .twice. I'm not worried. i know i can get through it. i'm worried about him

Daisy:*sighes* i dont know how to talk to him

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Granny: You got a horse and buggy?

Daisy: Horse yeah but no buggy? Why?

Granny: You could ask him to marry ya.

Daisy: I love him that much, but i don't know *puts hands in head* I know Bo and Luke will be ashamed of me. I know Uncle Jesse is even if he doesn't show it.

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