artykidd Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start withIf you give Bo a calculator.......Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........IF you give Roscoe a $100........... Quote
LizzyJackson-Davenport Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start withIf you give Bo a calculator.......Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........IF you give Roscoe a $100...............he'd buy and ostrich egg. IF you give Daisy a pair of shoes............ Quote
artykidd Posted September 22, 2008 Author Report Posted September 22, 2008 Assuming that they were high heels, she'd walk up and down the boar's nest in them asking all the guys what they thought of her new shoes. At which point, all the men would be so entranced with Daisy's foot on their table that she'd make over $600 in tips.If you gave Cooter a book on quantum physics.......... Quote
LizzyJackson-Davenport Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Assuming he knew what it was about he'd try to turn his tow truck into a space ship and fly to mars to get more candy bars. If you gave Rosco a cat....... Quote
DaisyMaeDuke Posted September 27, 2008 Report Posted September 27, 2008 he'd name it Fluffy (to go with Flash) and feed it kitty num-nums.If you gave Enos Strate moonshine... Quote
artykidd Posted October 1, 2008 Author Report Posted October 1, 2008 He'd take one sip, get a little bit of false courage and finally ask daisy out. At which point he'd be too hung over to go anywhere or do anything.If you gave uncle Jesse an IPOD........ Quote
CalebDuke Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 he would realize how stupid it is and would buy a Zune.If you gave the Dukes boy's a Pinto (instead of the General) for a day... Quote
Meadowmufn Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 he would realize how stupid it is and would buy a Zune.If you gave the Dukes boy's a Pinto (instead of the General) for a day...They'd use it for target practice.If you gave Rosco a pension... Quote
AlexJackson Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 They'd use it for target practice.If you gave Rosco a pension...If Rosco had a Zune... First he would try and use it to see if Bo and Luke were speeding. Then he'd try to pick up The Grand Ole Opry on it, then he would use it to contact Boss, and then when he couldnt get it to do anything would he shoot it! *laughs* Quote
Meadowmufn Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 If Rosco had a Zune... First he would try and use it to see if Bo and Luke were speeding. Then he'd try to pick up The Grand Ole Opry on it, then he would use it to contact Boss, and then when he couldnt get it to do anything would he shoot it! *laughs*That may be, but what would he do with a pension? LOL. You quoted me, but responded to the previous post. Quote
AlexJackson Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 That may be, but what would he do with a pension? LOL. You quoted me, but responded to the previous post.Okay if Rosco had a pension... He'd still have to work as Sheriff because he couldnt afford to live on it! So he'd be retired and still working at the same time! Quote
Meadowmufn Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 Okay if Rosco had a pension... He'd still have to work as Sheriff because he couldnt afford to live on it! So he'd be retired and still working at the same time!Uhhhh...retired –adjective1. withdrawn from or no longer occupied with one's business or profession: a retired banker... or sheriff as the case may or may not be. Quote
AlexJackson Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 Uhhhh...retired –adjective1. withdrawn from or no longer occupied with one's business or profession: a retired banker... or sheriff as the case may or may not be.*bursts out laughing, clearing throat* okay okay okay... Seriously, if Rosco had a pension...He and Flash would probably go someplace warm, like Florida...Can you see him on a beach? He and Flash in sunglasses and Bermuda shorts! *chuckles*If you gave Enos a free weekend in Atlanta.... Quote
Meadowmufn Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 *bursts out laughing, clearing throat* okay okay okay... Seriously, if Rosco had a pension...He and Flash would probably go someplace warm, like Florida...Can you see him on a beach? He and Flash in sunglasses and Bermuda shorts! *chuckles*If you gave Enos a free weekend in Atlanta....Well, he wouldn't visit the Jigsaw, I can tell ya that much! LOL. Quote
AlexJackson Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 Well, he wouldn't visit the Jigsaw, I can tell ya that much! LOL.Then I guess he wouldnt have a good time then huh? *laughs* Quote
Meadowmufn Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 Then I guess he wouldnt have a good time then huh? *laughs*That depends on whether or not he took Daisy with him... Quote
AlexJackson Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 That depends on whether or not he took Daisy with him...Hey good idea!If you gave Daisy a free weekend in Atlanta with Enos... Quote
Meadowmufn Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 Hey good idea!If you gave Daisy a free weekend in Atlanta with Enos...*censored*BAHAHAHA!Nah, they'd probably hit a Braves game and have a nice dinner together somewhere.... and that's it.If you gave Boss Hogg a Santa hat... Quote
AlexJackson Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 *censored*BAHAHAHA!Nah, they'd probably hit a Braves game and have a nice dinner together somewhere.... and that's it.If you gave Boss Hogg a Santa hat...He'd look like Santa Claus and use it to break into people's houses like the Grinch and steal their presents and dinner!! *bursts out laughing* Quote
Julieduke Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 He'd look like Santa Claus and use it to break into people's houses like the Grinch and steal their presents and dinner!! *bursts out laughing*If You give Uncle Jesse a brand new Pick-up truck ...... Quote
Val Strate Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 If You give Uncle Jesse a brand new Pick-up truck ......He would get frustrated with the new techonlogy and sell it to get his old one back! He's be having conversations with his ON-Star and GPS. He wouldn't want to sit down on the heated seats because he'd think it was a joke like someone was playing 'hot foot' with him. Actually, he'd probably think it was haunted.If you gave Boss Hogg, Richard Simmons for a day... Quote
Julieduke Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 He would get frustrated with the new techonlogy and sell it to get his old one back! He's be having conversations with his ON-Star and GPS. He wouldn't want to sit down on the heated seats because he'd think it was a joke like someone was playing 'hot foot' with him. Actually, he'd probably think it was haunted.If you gave Boss Hogg, Richard Simmons for a day...He call Rosco him to escort him out when he went to touch his food and get rid of it. Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 If you gave Daisy a shot gun and a John Wayne movie....................... (my first time trying this and my brain isnt working) Quote
Val Strate Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 If you gave Daisy a shot gun and a John Wayne movie....................... (my first time trying this and my brain isnt working)She's live out her fantasy of being Annie Oakely. If you gave Bo a candy cane... Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted December 15, 2008 Report Posted December 15, 2008 She's live out her fantasy of being Annie Oakely. If you gave Bo a candy cane...hed look at you and actually try to use it as a cane what if you give Enos a present and the "From" tag said 'Daisy your one true love' but it was really from Bo and Luke............ Quote
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