I love collecting misheard lyrics. I thought I'd start this thread for all you music fans to post your favorite misheard lyrics.

Elton John is one of my favorite sources of misheard lyrics. One of the funniest has got to be the song "Bennie and the Jets". The original lyric is "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit", but it sounds like "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too". LOL. And that's how I always sing it!

Mufn

I have never heard that one before. Not really an EJ fan anyway. But to hear that from , I am shocked.

Too funny.

I'm gone

Darrell

Mufn

I have never heard that one before. Not really an EJ fan anyway. But to hear that from , I am shocked.

Too funny.

I'm gone

Darrell

I was wandering does anybody know of all the artist's that have recorded "Then You Cab Tell Me Goodbye" I have David Hasselhoff's Album "Hooked On A Feeling" Import Cd, it's pretty cool seeing Hamburg and made in Germany as well. He sings that song Doo-Wap style but I'm sure that a Country Artist has recorded this before and recently. My old brother told me that Mac Davis recorded this song as well.

I was wandering does anybody know of all the artist's that have recorded "Then You Cab Tell Me Goodbye" I have David Hasselhoff's Album "Hooked On A Feeling" Import Cd, it's pretty cool seeing Hamburg and made in Germany as well. He sings that song Doo-Wap style but I'm sure that a Country Artist has recorded this before and recently. My old brother told me that Mac Davis recorded this song as well.

Neal McCoy- Then You Tell Me Goodbye

Kiss Me each Morning for a Million Years

Hold me each evening by your side

Tell me you love me for a Million years

Then if it don't work out

Then you can tell me goodbye

Sweeten my coffee with a morning kiss

Soften my dreams with your sigh

Tell me you love me for a million years

Then if don't work out

Then you can tell me goodbye

If it don't work out

If it don't work out

Then You can tell me goodbye

If You must go I won't grieve

If You wiat a lifetime

Before you leave

But if you must go I won't tell you no

Just so that we can say we tried

Tell me you love me for a million years

Then if it don't work out

If it don't work out

The you can tell me goodbye.

Have you seen the KissthisGuy website? It's gigantic archive of misheard lyrics. The site was named after a misheard lyric from a Jimi Hendrix song.