Mel: Oh tell me is he's wife thin and Sexy?

Luke: No as a matter of fact' date=' she fat as he is.

Uncle Jesse: Now, luke, that ain't no way to speak to your elders.

Alice: May I ask in all our behalf what is Hazzard like?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Daisy says "Well Hazzard, is small and everybody knows your name as well and it's qaint good place to raise your family at. Got to watch for the County Commissioner and the Sheriff as well and well there's Cooter he knows the tow truck and the runs and the service station nice little place to visit lots of things to see like the Hazzard Car Wash."

Cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: well, that's sounds like a great little town.

Mel: so where is excatly Hazzard located?

Vera: Oh mel hazzard sounds fun.

Bo: Oh it is. I hope I can find some pretty girls around here.

Luke: knock it off bo.

cue Julieduke

Joloene: well' date=' that's sounds like a great little town.

Mel: so where is excatly Hazzard located?

Vera: Oh mel hazzard sounds fun.

Bo: Oh it is. I hope I can find some pretty girls around here.

Luke: knock it off bo.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well, if any of you girls want to come it's in Georgia and about three hours away from Atlanta."

cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: three hours, well im also from the south as well, south carolina, my granny gums is realted to Boss Hogg i understand why he was removed down the line.

cue Julieduke

Joloene: three hours' date=' well im also from the south as well, south carolina, my granny gums is realted to Boss Hogg i understand why he was removed down the line.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Ya, I wouldn't want to admit that Boss Hogg was my cousin either but if your ever In Hazzard Jolene feel free to look us up just ask anybody they could find us somewhere."

cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: yeah, i'll keep that in mind, Bo.

Mel: Keep working blondie.

Vera: Oh, Mel, Have fun!

Mel: Who, can ever have fun?

Joloene: Obvisouly you can't.

cue julieduke

Joloene: yeah' date=' i'll keep that in mind, Bo.

Mel: Keep working blondie.

Vera: Oh, Mel, Have fun!

Mel: Who, can ever have fun?

Joloene: Obvisouly you can't.

cue julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well Jolene good luck and you have good service here at Mel's."

Cue Bo's Crush

Jolene: Mel's food good well here's y'all orders. tell me how it is and I'll compilant the chef.

cue Julieduke

Jolene: Mel's food good well here's y'all orders. tell me how it is and I'll compilant the chef.

cue Julieduke

Bo says "Thanks Jolene and your way prettier than your cousin you know what I wish you would come and visit Hazzard sometime."

Cue Bo's Crush

Jolene: Aah Jeez, Thanks Bo, but, Mel would let us leave pheoix.

Mel: Bag it Blondie! So when are you boys leaving.

Alice: Mel!

cue Julieduke.

Jolene: Aah Jeez' date=' Thanks Bo, but, Mel would let us leave pheoix.

Mel: Bag it Blondie! So when are you boys leaving.

Alice: Mel!

cue Julieduke.[/quote']

Bo says "As soon we get tired of Phoenix you know Mel you really out did yourself."

Daisy says "Oh ya, this food is terrific Mel."

cue Bo's Crush

Mel: Really, you think my food is terrific.

Joloene: really, I never known anybody to like Mel's food.

Daisy: Well, I like some of the food.

Joloene: How do you think of the food, Bo.

cue Julieduke

Mel: Really' date=' you think my food is terrific.

Joloene: really, I never known anybody to like Mel's food.

Daisy: Well, I like some of the food.

Joloene: How do you think of the food, Bo.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "This is the best ever you know it's better than what they make at the Boars Nest."

Cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: oh yeah, what do they cook at the Boars Nest?

Luke: well, we dont know who cooks it but it worse than this.

Joloene: well, at least Mel's cooking isn't the worst.

Suddenly a young girl walks in in as confused as ever.

cue Julieduke

Joloene: oh yeah' date=' what do they cook at the Boars Nest?

Luke: well, we dont know who cooks it but it worse than this.

Joloene: well, at least Mel's cooking isn't the worst.

Suddenly a young girl walks in in as confused as ever.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Listen young lady this is Phoenix you just get out of Tornado or something?'

cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: No, Igot off the wrong bus, do mind if I have someof that?

Bo: No.

Mel: Well how about a free lunch on me.

Joloene: wow, Mel how did you that.

Mel:What?

Vera: Be so nice.

Mel: I am nice arent I?

cue Julieduke

Shannon: No' date=' Igot off the wrong bus, do mind if I have someof that?

Bo: No.

Mel: Well how about a free lunch on me.

Joloene: wow, Mel how did you that.

Mel:What?

Vera: Be so nice.

Mel: I am nice arent I?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Jolene says "Mel, do you want and honest answer and she's lost in the city. "

Cue Bo's Crush

Mel:well, I see.

Daisy: Ok you ok, Honey what's your name?

Shannon: Shannon, Im sorry if I cause trouble.

cue Julieduke

Bo says "Howdy I'm Bo Duke, this is my cousin Luke and our cousin Daisy and Uncle Jesse wow that is confusing in this city."

cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: Hi, it's not confusing, really, I guess youre not from around here are you?

Joloene: No, they arent, what can i get you?

Shannon: Anything, I guess.

cue Julieduke

Shannon: Hi' date=' it's not confusing, really, I guess youre not from around here are you?

Joloene: No, they arent, what can i get you?

Shannon: Anything, I guess.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Were from Hazzard County, GA were pretty close to Atlanta and it's very little town as well."

Cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: Hazzard County? really? you know uh ,Bo, do you think when you guys get back to Hazzard I could follow you?

Luke: No Problem we just have a minor problem in the general we have to fix?

Vera: The General?

Bo: Oh, the General Lee is our car.

Vera: Oh.... I see

Joloene: Is it a race car?

Bo: yep, and it's just a great car.

Shannon: Wow! I see it outside and I like it.

Earl: I wish that made my car like that.

Henry: me too.

Mel: are you two lugnuts done.

Earl and Henry: NO!

cue Julieduke

Shannon: Hazzard County? really? you know uh ' date='Bo, do you think when you guys get back to Hazzard I could follow you?

Luke: No Problem we just have a minor problem in the general we have to fix?

Vera: The General?

Bo: Oh, the General Lee is our car.

Vera: Oh.... I see

Joloene: Is it a race car?

Bo: yep, and it's just a great car.

Shannon: Wow! I see it outside and I like it.

Earl: I wish that made my car like that.

Henry: me too.

Mel: are you two lugnuts done.

Earl and Henry: NO!

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well Earl and Henry if you want why don't you take a closer look I didn't know we was going to be celebrities around here now."

Cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: It just it's not often we get visitors.

Shannon: Is Hazzard full of fun, Bo?

cue Julieduke

Joloene: It just it's not often we get visitors.

Shannon: Is Hazzard full of fun' date=' Bo?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Oh ya, it's so much full of fun I think everybody would fun there including Earl and Henry there nice guys over there. Shannon I could show you the Hazzard Car Wash and you don't got to pay either for it.""

Cue Bo's Crush