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Alice and Dukes crossover

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Luke: Yep the best story I've heard all day.

Shannon: Mel' date=' this food horrible where did you learn to cook. and bo, thanks for your water, where did you get it?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "It was on the table the whole time Shannon, and your right where did you learn to cook Mel the army."

cue Bo's Crush

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    Joloene: three hours, well im also from the south as well, south carolina, my granny gums is realted to Boss Hogg i understand why he was removed down the line. cue Julieduke

Mel: No' date=' the marines!

Shannon: so how did you get to Pheoix, Bo?

Bo: Luke, said I read the maps wrong.

Joloene: you know I think cupid just hit them

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Luke says "Are you sure the Marine Unit I was in had better cooks!"

cue Bo's Crush

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Mel: yes, of course, why did you ask anyways, people thought my cooking was good.

Joloene: yeah, I bet they did.

(Tommy walks in)

tommy: Hey mom, sure you look great today.

Alice: Ok, what's the catch?

Tommy: 20 bucks.

Shannon: Bo, is there more fun people in Hazzard besides you and your family?

cue Julieduke

Mel: yes' date=' of course, why did you ask anyways, people thought my cooking was good.

Joloene: yeah, I bet they did.

(Tommy walks in)

tommy: Hey mom, sure you look great today.

Alice: Ok, what's the catch?

Tommy: 20 bucks.

Shannon: Bo, is there more fun people in Hazzard besides you and your family?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well let's see there's Mz. Emma Tizdale the motorcycle riding postmistress's and she also drives the only cab in Hazzard and can't forget about Cooter the best Mechanic In Georgia I would recommend him to anybody."

cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: Wow! where do y'all usually go Skinny dipping at?

Alice: here's your 20 dollars now' date=' go ask your friends for a girl who can loan you money.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "At Hazzard Lake, but we got to be careful that Rosco don't catch while were doing that thow?"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Why? Who's Rosco?

Luke: Rosco is the sherieff, he sees you you got a citation.

Shannon: yeah, bo, it would be fun with to do that with you.

Vera: So what's wrong with the General Lee?

Mel: It's just a car why would you name a car?

Alice: Oh, and i'm sure you don't name your cars.

cue Julieduke

Shannon: Why? Who's Rosco?

Luke: Rosco is the sherieff' date=' he sees you you got a citation.

Shannon: yeah, bo, it would be fun with to do that with you.

Vera: So what's wrong with the General Lee?

Mel: It's just a car why would you name a car?

Alice: Oh, and i'm sure you don't name your cars.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Mel says "When it don't run I call it a few choice words now!"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Alice: yeah like what?

Joloene: Hey mel, why dont have a break and go to hazzard.

Mel: No i lose my costumers!

Shannon: Is there any boys in Hazzard as cute as you and luke bo?

cue Julieduke

Alice: yeah like what?

Joloene: Hey mel' date=' why dont have a break and go to hazzard.

Mel: No i lose my costumers!

Shannon: Is there any boys in Hazzard as cute as you and luke bo?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "No, were the cutest of the single in town if look up Cute in Dictionary there is a picture of us right next to it."

cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: so are you avablie to date?

Mel: so are you four done yet your scaring away my costumers!

Vera: what costumers?

Alice: Mel you know that they're all at Barney's why do you go there.

Joloene: yeah, and learn how to cook.

Mel: Bag it, Blondie.

cue Julieduke

Shannon: so are you avablie to date?

Mel: so are you four done yet your scaring away my costumers!

Vera: what costumers?

Alice: Mel you know that they're all at Barney's why do you go there.

Joloene: yeah' date=' and learn how to cook.

Mel: Bag it, Blondie.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Ya, I'm single and ready, willing and able as well but one thing do you eat here often."

cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: Bo' date=' I just got off a bus here (laughs) are you always this cute?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says " I think so, but I'm not sure If I'm always this charming now."

cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: can I tell you that youre amazing so when do you wanna start?

Mel: No mushy Love in this diner!

Alice: Mel!

cue Julieduke

Bo says "Wow, your fast Shannon you know in Hazzard we got our own lover's lane there as well but it's only visited by couples."

Cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: I can go faster' date=' so what do you wanna do in Hazzard?

Luke: hey bo, be careful this one.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Shannon, Hazzard is better than a trip to Disneyland?"

Cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: No' date=' you're kidding. How about we start some loving right now?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Oh I don't know I think so we got the Boss Hogg and the court jester Rosco."

cue Bo's Crush

(Shannon giggles)

Luke: Bo's really right there.

Shannon: so how about it' date=' wanna go out?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Wow, are all the girls in Phoenix this forward or is just you."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Well, im not really from Phoenix, I'm from Virginia, and I just came here on a tourist attraction.

Daisy: Hey Luke, did you get the feneral fixed?

Luke: Yep, it's ready to go.

Joloene: Do y'all mind if I come along I really wanna see what Hazzard is like.

Uncle Jesse: Oh sure.

Mel: No, please Joloene, dont go.

Joloene: Mel, I need a vacation.

Mel: Fine, go.

Shannon: Say Bo, what's the first thing you wanna do in Hazzard? Want to go Skinny-Dipping?

Cue Julieduke

Shannon: Well' date=' im not really from Phoenix, I'm from Virginia, and I just came here on a tourist attraction.

Daisy: Hey Luke, did you get the feneral fixed?

Luke: Yep, it's ready to go.

Joloene: Do y'all mind if I come along I really wanna see what Hazzard is like.

Uncle Jesse: Oh sure.

Mel: No, please Joloene, dont go.

Joloene: Mel, I need a vacation.

Mel: Fine, go.

Shannon: Say Bo, what's the first thing you wanna do in Hazzard? Want to go Skinny-Dipping?

Cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Shannon, I was thinking do you want to try juking with me?"

Shannon says "What's that?"

Cue Bo's Crush

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