Meadowmufn Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr!A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants."Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants."The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts." Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Meadowmufn Posted September 20, 2007 Author Report Posted September 20, 2007 Avast, ye scurvy sea dogs. Me thinks thar not be enough pirate speakin' scallywags on this hyar message board. Or perhaps ye just got lost looking for the wrong kind of booty. Wha'er ye reason fer not postin' hyar this year in pirate speak, ye better hope next year we don't make ye walk the plank!Yaaaaaaarrrr!Dirty Ethel Rackhamhttp://www.piratequiz.com Quote
Julieduke Posted October 8, 2007 Report Posted October 8, 2007 Avast, ye scurvy sea dogs. Me thinks thar not be enough pirate speakin' scallywags on this hyar message board. Or perhaps ye just got lost looking for the wrong kind of booty. Wha'er ye reason fer not postin' hyar this year in pirate speak, ye better hope next year we don't make ye walk the plank!Yaaaaaaarrrr!Dirty Ethel Rackhamhttp://www.piratequiz.comMy Pirate Name is Red Jenny Flint. Quote
Julieduke Posted October 8, 2007 Report Posted October 8, 2007 My Pirate Name is Red Jenny Flint.I tried a second time with different answers and got Dread Pirate Rackham. Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 8, 2007 Report Posted October 8, 2007 My pirate name came up Captain Bess Cash! "Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! "I think I'll post that to me blog... Yarrr!! Quote
i1976 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Posted October 9, 2007 Dirty Mary Kidd "You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! " Quote
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