Brian Coltrane Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 Oh, I could get away if I wanted to. I just happen to have it pretty good where I am. Still, it doesn't hurt to keep a few Depu-distractions around. Since I don't have the special Honeydip donuts ( MaryAnne, do you realize how far I'd have to drive for those?) here's somethin' almost as good. Look! Yummy. Quote
MaryAnne Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 Brian Coltrane said: Oh, I could get away if I wanted to. I just happen to have it pretty good where I am. Still, it doesn't hurt to keep a few Depu-distractions around. Since I don't have the special Honeydip donuts ( MaryAnne, do you realize how far I'd have to drive for those?) here's somethin' almost as good. Look! Yummy.Ooo...I think I see a honey dip (or glazed) next to the Bavarian Cream there in front.... Yum! Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 MaryAnne said: Ooo...I think I see a honey dip (or glazed) next to the Bavarian Cream there in front.... Yum!Yes! Fresh...golden...sweet and tasty donut! Help yourself. Remember, there's no calories in the middle of a donut, so it's guilt-free. Quote
MaryAnne Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 Brian Coltrane said: Yes! Fresh...golden...sweet and tasty donut! Help yourself. Remember, there's no calories in the middle of a donut, so it's guilt-free. Ooo...thank ya! *munch* Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 MaryAnne said: Ooo...thank ya! *munch*Dont eat too many now MaryAnne, or that nice swimsuit of yours wont fit anymore! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 AlexJackson said: Dont eat too many now MaryAnne, or that nice swimsuit of yours wont fit anymore! Alex, HUSH! Let MaryAnne enjoy those fresh, tasty donuts. While I carefully attempt to take advantage of her momentary distraction. Skipper Duke 1 Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 Brian Coltrane said: Alex, HUSH! Let MaryAnne enjoy those fresh, tasty donuts. While I carefully attempt to take advantage of her momentary distraction.Oh! Sorry!.. *clears throat* here you go have some milk with that donut!*pours a glass of milk for the Deputy...* Skipper Duke 1 Quote
MaryAnne Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 AlexJackson said: Oh! Sorry!.. *clears throat* here you go have some milk with that donut!*pours a glass of milk for the Deputy...*Mmm! Thanks! *munches away happily on donut, washes down some with the milk* Delicious... Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 MaryAnne said: Mmm! Thanks! *munches away happily on donut, washes down some with the milk* Delicious...Well while youre enjoying donuts and milk, Ill just wash your patrol car! *wondering how much more time Brian needs... get a bucket and sponge then the hose and starts to wet down the patrol car...* Quote
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 *Watches everything and shakes his head* Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane said: *Watches everything and shakes his head**Sees Rosco shaking head and thinks about Brian needing time and a distraction... grins and turns the hose on him squirting him and soaking him...* Skipper Duke 1 Quote
countrygirl1986 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Posted July 16, 2007 Deputy, I think they're up to no good! I'd keep an eye on that cousin of yours while you enjoy those donuts. You know they're up to something, they're being too nice. *talks in hushed tones to MaryAnne, warning her*Alex do you enjoy picking on me or something? Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 countrygirl1986 said: Deputy, I think they're up to no good! I'd keep an eye on that cousin of yours while you enjoy those donuts. You know they're up to something, they're being too nice. *talks in hushed tones to MaryAnne, warning her*Alex do you enjoy picking on me or something?Dont know what youre talking about... Brian and I arent up to anything... and as for the being picked on part, you always have an interest in what Brian and I do... Quote
countrygirl1986 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Posted July 16, 2007 Hmm, ya ever think that maybe i wanna be included in some sort of trouble sometime? Quote
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 AlexJackson said: *Sees Rosco shaking head and thinks about Brian needing time and a distraction... grins and turns the hose on him squirting him and soaking him...*Thanks needed that. Was a tid bit hot. Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane said: Thanks needed that. Was a tid bit hot.*squirts Rosco right in the mouth....* *grinning...* Quote
MaryAnne Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 *swallows down last of donut with a drink of milk* Oh I'm sure they're up to something. They don't fool me. Heh heh... Quote
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 AlexJackson said: *squirts Rosco right in the mouth....* *grinning...*Oh, god that looked and sounded so wrong. *hides under his desk* Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 MaryAnne said: *swallows down last of donut with a drink of milk* Oh I'm sure they're up to something. They don't fool me. Heh heh...*washing the patrol car, using the hose to rinse off the soap* oh no Deputy everythings fine.... *smiles innocently* Quote
MaryAnne Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 AlexJackson said: *washing the patrol car, using the hose to rinse off the soap* oh no Deputy everythings fine.... *smiles innocently*Yeah right. Brian's buying me donuts, you're washing my car. Y'all up to no good, I know ya are. Quote
AlexJackson Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 MaryAnne said: Yeah right. Brian's buying me donuts, you're washing my car. Y'all up to no good, I know ya are.Oh no Ma'am! Just being a good citizen...*finishes washing the car then gets a towel to dry it...a can of wax lying on the ground next to the hose* I also plan to wax your car...*smiles innocently...* Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on is available from major auto suppliers nationwide. Quote
Julieduke Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 MaryAnne said: Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on is available from major auto suppliers nationwide. Is he also waxing his car as well, because mine needs to be washed and waxed as well. Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Julieduke said: Is he also waxing his car as well, because mine needs to be washed and waxed as well.That's a good question. Hey Alex! The Master Waxer! Since you're doing such a good job with my car you could probably go into business for yerself! And keep out of trouble. Heheheheheheh! Quote
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