July 15, 200719 yr Oh, I could get away if I wanted to. I just happen to have it pretty good where I am. Still, it doesn't hurt to keep a few Depu-distractions around. Since I don't have the special Honeydip donuts ( MaryAnne, do you realize how far I'd have to drive for those?) here's somethin' almost as good. Look! Yummy.
July 15, 200719 yr Oh, I could get away if I wanted to. I just happen to have it pretty good where I am. Still, it doesn't hurt to keep a few Depu-distractions around. Since I don't have the special Honeydip donuts ( MaryAnne, do you realize how far I'd have to drive for those?) here's somethin' almost as good. Look! Yummy.Ooo...I think I see a honey dip (or glazed) next to the Bavarian Cream there in front.... Yum!
July 15, 200719 yr Ooo...I think I see a honey dip (or glazed) next to the Bavarian Cream there in front.... Yum!Yes! Fresh...golden...sweet and tasty donut! Help yourself. Remember, there's no calories in the middle of a donut, so it's guilt-free.
July 15, 200719 yr Yes! Fresh...golden...sweet and tasty donut! Help yourself. Remember, there's no calories in the middle of a donut, so it's guilt-free. Ooo...thank ya! *munch*
July 15, 200719 yr Ooo...thank ya! *munch*Dont eat too many now MaryAnne, or that nice swimsuit of yours wont fit anymore!
July 15, 200719 yr Dont eat too many now MaryAnne, or that nice swimsuit of yours wont fit anymore! Alex, HUSH! Let MaryAnne enjoy those fresh, tasty donuts. While I carefully attempt to take advantage of her momentary distraction.
July 15, 200719 yr Alex, HUSH! Let MaryAnne enjoy those fresh, tasty donuts. While I carefully attempt to take advantage of her momentary distraction.Oh! Sorry!.. *clears throat* here you go have some milk with that donut!*pours a glass of milk for the Deputy...*
July 15, 200719 yr Oh! Sorry!.. *clears throat* here you go have some milk with that donut!*pours a glass of milk for the Deputy...*Mmm! Thanks! *munches away happily on donut, washes down some with the milk* Delicious...
July 15, 200719 yr Mmm! Thanks! *munches away happily on donut, washes down some with the milk* Delicious...Well while youre enjoying donuts and milk, Ill just wash your patrol car! *wondering how much more time Brian needs... get a bucket and sponge then the hose and starts to wet down the patrol car...*
July 16, 200719 yr *Watches everything and shakes his head**Sees Rosco shaking head and thinks about Brian needing time and a distraction... grins and turns the hose on him squirting him and soaking him...*
July 16, 200719 yr Author Deputy, I think they're up to no good! I'd keep an eye on that cousin of yours while you enjoy those donuts. You know they're up to something, they're being too nice. *talks in hushed tones to MaryAnne, warning her*Alex do you enjoy picking on me or something?
July 16, 200719 yr Deputy, I think they're up to no good! I'd keep an eye on that cousin of yours while you enjoy those donuts. You know they're up to something, they're being too nice. *talks in hushed tones to MaryAnne, warning her*Alex do you enjoy picking on me or something?Dont know what youre talking about... Brian and I arent up to anything... and as for the being picked on part, you always have an interest in what Brian and I do...
July 16, 200719 yr Author Hmm, ya ever think that maybe i wanna be included in some sort of trouble sometime?
July 16, 200719 yr *Sees Rosco shaking head and thinks about Brian needing time and a distraction... grins and turns the hose on him squirting him and soaking him...*Thanks needed that. Was a tid bit hot.
July 16, 200719 yr Thanks needed that. Was a tid bit hot.*squirts Rosco right in the mouth....* *grinning...*
July 16, 200719 yr *swallows down last of donut with a drink of milk* Oh I'm sure they're up to something. They don't fool me. Heh heh...
July 16, 200719 yr *squirts Rosco right in the mouth....* *grinning...*Oh, god that looked and sounded so wrong. *hides under his desk*
July 17, 200719 yr *swallows down last of donut with a drink of milk* Oh I'm sure they're up to something. They don't fool me. Heh heh...*washing the patrol car, using the hose to rinse off the soap* oh no Deputy everythings fine.... *smiles innocently*
July 18, 200719 yr *washing the patrol car, using the hose to rinse off the soap* oh no Deputy everythings fine.... *smiles innocently*Yeah right. Brian's buying me donuts, you're washing my car. Y'all up to no good, I know ya are.
July 18, 200719 yr Yeah right. Brian's buying me donuts, you're washing my car. Y'all up to no good, I know ya are.Oh no Ma'am! Just being a good citizen...*finishes washing the car then gets a towel to dry it...a can of wax lying on the ground next to the hose* I also plan to wax your car...*smiles innocently...*
September 23, 200718 yr Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on is available from major auto suppliers nationwide.
September 23, 200718 yr Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on, apply directly to the car...Wax on is available from major auto suppliers nationwide. Is he also waxing his car as well, because mine needs to be washed and waxed as well.
September 23, 200718 yr Is he also waxing his car as well, because mine needs to be washed and waxed as well.That's a good question. Hey Alex! The Master Waxer! Since you're doing such a good job with my car you could probably go into business for yerself! And keep out of trouble. Heheheheheheh!
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