September 9, 200718 yr *enters pulling a thick rope that's attached to a wooden plank on wheels and upon the plank is a Civil War era canon. Stops and looks around* Alex? Alex? Where are you? I thought we had a date! *sniff*
September 9, 200718 yr *enters pulling a thick rope that's attached to a wooden plank on wheels and upon the plank is a Civil War era canon. Stops and looks around* Alex? Alex? Where are you? I thought we had a date! *sniff*I'm here MaryAnne...*ducking down when sees the cannon...*
September 9, 200718 yr *admires the choice of weapon* Freakin' awesome. *grins wide, then looks at the Sheriff* Hey MaryAnne! How about a test shot, to calibrate that thang? *points to Rosco* Five bucks says you can't hit 'em on the first shot.
September 9, 200718 yr *admires the choice of weapon* Freakin' awesome. *grins wide, then looks at the Sheriff* Hey MaryAnne! How about a test shot, to calibrate that thang? *points to Rosco* Five bucks says you can't hit 'em on the first shot.Aim for the biggest target hes got... his head!! *chuckles* Trust me you wont miss!
September 9, 200718 yr *pictures Rosco's head missing, with a smoking cannonball sitting in it's place, wearing the black Stetson hat*Bahahahaha!!
September 9, 200718 yr *pictures Rosco's head missing, with a smoking cannonball sitting in it's place, wearing the black Stetson hat*Bahahahaha!!You mean...sort of like... this?
September 9, 200718 yr MARYANNE COLTRANE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CANNON? ::Glares at her::Using her imagination... *smile* This should be interesting.
September 9, 200718 yr *admires the choice of weapon* Freakin' awesome. *grins wide, then looks at the Sheriff* Hey MaryAnne! How about a test shot, to calibrate that thang? *points to Rosco* Five bucks says you can't hit 'em on the first shot.Five bucks eh? Awrighty.... yer right tho', I should make sure this ol' thing will work. Lessee heah...*loads canon ball into the canon, walks to the back of the canon, turns it to face Rosco (the plank, handily enough, turns like a lazy-susan), lights the fuse, plugs ears*KABOOM!!!
September 9, 200718 yr Five bucks eh? Awrighty.... yer right tho', I should make sure this ol' thing will work. Lessee heah...*loads canon ball into the canon, walks to the back of the canon, turns it to face Rosco (the plank, handily enough, turns like a lazy-susan), lights the fuse, plugs ears*KABOOM!!!Nice aim MaryAnne! Poor Rosco now has a cannonball for a head...tisk! Looks like you just got promoted MaryAnne! Sheriff MaryAnne! YAY!!
September 10, 200718 yr Author I always said Rosco was stubborn, but I never thought he had THAT hard a head. Khee!
September 10, 200718 yr I always said Rosco was stubborn, but I never thought he had THAT hard a head. Khee!Heh heh! Me either. And that canon shot I just lobbed at him will probably just bounce off his head. I'm trying to think of all the "heady" insults Boss used to toss out. Did he ever say anything about Rosco using his head for a paperweight? Khee!
September 11, 200718 yr Heh heh! Me either. And that canon shot I just lobbed at him will probably just bounce off his head. I'm trying to think of all the "heady" insults Boss used to toss out. Did he ever say anything about Rosco using his head for a paperweight? Khee!I do believe there was mention of his head being a windmill, having a space between his ears...He might have mentioned the use of it as a paperweight and for Rosco to use it for more than just a convenient place to hang his hat...*chuckles*
September 11, 200718 yr well alex it looks like maryanne blew off your date to have some fun with rosco, maybe she can reschedule?
September 11, 200718 yr well alex it looks like maryanne blew off your date to have some fun with rosco, maybe she can reschedule?Oh no no. Alex isn't getting off THAT easy. Heh! Rosco was a test, but he doesn't seem to want to participate in the results. So I may just have to turn this thing toward Alex and see what it does!
September 11, 200718 yr *admires the choice of weapon* Freakin' awesome. *grins wide, then looks at the Sheriff* Hey MaryAnne! How about a test shot, to calibrate that thang? *points to Rosco* Five bucks says you can't hit 'em on the first shot.::Throws a pancake in his face:: Eat it Brian and then go feed your chickens.
September 11, 200718 yr ::Throws a pancake in his face:: Eat it Brian and then go feed your chickens.Now now Cannonball, be nice...
September 12, 200718 yr ::Throws a pancake in his face:: Eat it Brian and then go feed your chickens.Mpth! *peels pancake off of face, bemused* I cannot believe you handed me a joke this good. You can only blame yerself for what comes next.*takes the pancake and folds it over the Sheriff's face, pinching his nose in the process* Now serving pig-in-a-blanket! Kheehahaha!!
September 12, 200718 yr Mpth! *peels pancake off of face, bemused* I cannot believe you handed me a joke this good. You can only blame yerself for what comes next.*takes the pancake and folds it over the Sheriff's face, pinching his nose in the process* Now serving pig-in-a-blanket! Kheehahaha!!Hey! I wanted bacon with my pancakes!! Oh Brian... you RULE!!!!
September 12, 200718 yr *points to the Sheriff * There's bacon. *scampers off to jump up on a patrol car, dancing on the hood, singing an impromtu verse* Pig! Pig! Pig in a blanket!
September 12, 200718 yr *points to the Sheriff * There's bacon. *scampers off to jump up on a patrol car, dancing on the hood, singing an impromtu verse* Pig! Pig! Pig in a blanket!Hey Brian how about... Squeal like a pig? *chuckles* Squeal Sheriff Squeal, Squeal Sheriff Squeal? *sings*
September 12, 200718 yr I'd avoid "Deliverance" jokes in this county, Alex. Some thangs a man shouldn't have to think about.*remains standing on patrol car hood* Besides, there's a lot more material with the cop = pig breakfast jokes. You get entrees like Badge n' Bacon, and Smoked Ham in a Hat.
September 12, 200718 yr I'd avoid "Deliverance" jokes in this county, Alex. Some thangs a man shouldn't have to think about.*remains standing on patrol car hood* Besides, there's a lot more material with the cop = pig breakfast jokes. You get entrees like Badge n' Bacon, and Smoked Ham in a Hat.Ah okay...ditch Deliverance... hmmm breakfast cop jokes... lets see...*thinking a moment* You know all this breakfast meat talk, gives Smokey and the Bandit a whole new meaning...Arent those little sausages called Smokies? *chuckles...*
September 12, 200718 yr Yes! And when it comes to a little sausage, it's only natural to think of the ol' Sheriff heah.
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