June 14, 200719 yr You're not the one who would usually wear the collar anyhow.Well, If I had a dog I would by Angel for the Dog.
June 14, 200719 yr You're not the one who would usually wear the collar anyhow.Maybe I'll have to try it, I think it would be a good look on me. Doc
June 14, 200719 yr Hmmm...there wasn't one that said DEPUTY? Or SASSY? Or BANDIT? Or ALPHA BIT--- uh, never mind. Heh!GAAAAH!! You know, we've narrowly avoided the "B" word in this thread! Tho', per the American Kennel Club, it's perfectly fine to use the word *****.THERE! I said it! It's out there!! I couldn't hold it back anymore!!Of course, you could have been innocently discussing cereal.Then again, who are we kidding?
June 14, 200719 yr Maybe I'll have to try it, I think it would be a good look on me. DocAnything does look good on you. As well as nothing!That reminds me...Doc, I take it you've forgiven me for my indiscretions with RL ? Or are you still looking for...uh...some sort of restitution?
June 14, 200719 yr So the red bow is accurate? KHEE!!!MaryAnne--No I dont wear bows! Hey youre supposed to be nice to me as your prisoner..No cruel and unusual punishment remember? I think the SPAM counts! *laughs*Alex
June 14, 200719 yr Anything does look good on you. As well as nothing!That reminds me...Doc, I take it you've forgiven me for my indiscretions with RL ? Or are you still looking for...uh...some sort of restitution?Brian---The only way to make up for it would be to behave! So you might have to or I might end up with a cellmate! Can you behave or is MaryAnne going to be serving two people SPAM for supper? Alex
June 14, 200719 yr Brian---The only way to make up for it would be to behave! So you might have to or I might end up with a cellmate! Can you behave or is MaryAnne going to be serving two people SPAM for supper? AlexWell, Spam ain't so bad. Ahh, wait a minute who's cooking it. Just add some Salsa to it and called it Mexican.
June 14, 200719 yr Brian---The only way to make up for it would be to behave! So you might have to or I might end up with a cellmate! Can you behave or is MaryAnne going to be serving two people SPAM for supper? AlexAppreciate your Spam, Alex. I always got chipped beef on stale bread. Three days in a row of that, will bring a man down.
June 14, 200719 yr Appreciate your Spam, Alex. I always got chipped beef on stale bread. Three days in a row of that, will bring a man down.Brian--Well the SPAM will bring a man down too! I'm hoping MaryAnne will bring me something else or someone will bring me a hamburger!! Alex
June 14, 200719 yr Lordy this thread has more twists and turns than the road that widow maker bend is on. It's a wild and excitin' ride though!!!!
June 14, 200719 yr Brian--Well the SPAM will bring a man down too! I'm hoping MaryAnne will bring me something else or someone will bring me a hamburger!! AlexWell ol' buddy...I don't think you're gonna be in there long enuff for it to matter. I'm trying to talk MaryAnne out of her dire scheme, though. Be brave.
June 14, 200719 yr Well ol' buddy...I don't think you're gonna be in there long enuff for it to matter. I'm trying to talk MaryAnne out of her dire sheme, though. Be brave.Brian---Thanks man!! If I stay in here on nothing but a SPAM diet, I'll waste away! And Im lanky enough as it is! *chuckles* Thanks Buddy I sure do appreciate it!Alex
June 14, 200719 yr Brian---Thanks man!! If I stay in here on nothing but a SPAM diet, I'll waste away! And Im lanky enough as it is! *chuckles* Thanks Buddy I sure do appreciate it!AlexI don't know how to tell ya this, but I ain't exactly talkin' parole.
June 14, 200719 yr I don't know how to tell ya this, but I ain't exactly talkin' parole.Brian--Youre not talking parole?? Well then.... *gulps* what are you talking about?Alex
June 14, 200719 yr Brian--Youre not talking parole?? Well then.... *gulps* what are you talking about?AlexI shouldn't be tellin' you this. But ya know how you've been teasing and flirting with MaryAnne, and getting all fresh with her....well, there's one way she can put a stop to it for good, and save money on jailbird chow. It's not a pretty picture, but I have to give her credit for the efficiency of the solution she's got in mind.
June 14, 200719 yr I shouldn't be tellin' you this. But ya know how you've been teasing and flirting with MaryAnne, and getting all fresh with her....well, there's one way she can put a stop to it for good, and save money on jailbird chow. It's not a pretty picture, but I have to give her credit for the efficiency of the solution she's got in mind.*mouth dropping open...* you mean... you mean.......................She means to.............................*thud*
June 14, 200719 yr *mouth dropping open...* you mean... you mean.......................She means to.............................*thud*She's giving it some thought, Alex. I mean, she likes you, but there's some things that can't go unanswered. So it's nothing personal. I'll miss ya tho'.
June 14, 200719 yr She's giving it some thought, Alex. I mean, she likes you, but there's some things that can't go unanswered. So it's nothing personal. I'll miss ya tho'.I'm doomed!!!! To the gallows at such a young age... for the crime of Deputy flirting!!!Dont I even get a last meal?? Or am I stuck with SPAM???
June 14, 200719 yr I'm doomed!!!! To the gallows at such a young age...Cheer up Alex, She could take MeadowMufn's suggestion of a chain gang. Have you escorted to Daydream Island. Maybe she'd consider letting Hazzard citizens vote on your fate?
June 14, 200719 yr Cheer up Alex, She could take MeadowMufn's suggestion of a chain gang. Have you escorted to Daydream Island. Maybe she'd consider letting Hazzard citizens vote on your fate?you really want to seal his fate don't ya?
June 15, 200719 yr you really want to seal his fate don't ya?I'm pretty confidant any speculation on my part will not influence MaryAnne's decision in what she chooses to do to Alex.
June 15, 200719 yr I'm pretty confidant any speculation on my part will not influence MaryAnne's decision in what she chooses to do to Alex.yeah but leaving it up to the hazzard cits.? they have outlawed hangings right?
June 15, 200719 yr yeah but leaving it up to the hazzard cits.? they have outlawed hangings right?Possibly in the old west but Boss don't like violence. I guess that could be risky depending on the choices for citizens to vote. Anyone turned a story in yet?
June 15, 200719 yr Author Possibly in the old west but Boss don't like violence. I guess that could be risky depending on the choices for citizens to vote. Anyone turned a story in yet?Hey, HERE'S a thought. How about you respect the authority of the admins of this board and leave the decision up to MaryAnne? This site is not a democracy. It's a benevolent dictatorship. LOL.
June 15, 200719 yr Hey, HERE'S a thought. How about you respect the authority of the admins of this board and leave the decision up to MaryAnne? This site is not a democracy. It's a benevolent dictatorship. LOL.Thank you MeadowMufn! Mufn smacking Daney---->
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