Best and Worst Lines

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Some of the lines they came up with were both great and sad!

I liked this one

Bo:I am never getting out of this car, I'm gonna sleep in this car, eat in this car and make sweet love to this car!

Luke: Don't you mean make sweet love in this car?

Bo:No I mean to the car, I wanna have sex with the car!

Oh my Bo was in love with the car!

I hated this one

Daisy:The boys are gonna get themselves in trouble and get thrown in jail and I'm gonna have to shake my ass at someone to get them out!

Jesse:That's why we love ya dear!

Jesse would have never said that! He also would have never punched anybody but what are ya gonna do?

what do you think the best and worst lines were?

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Some of the lines they came up with were both great and sad!

I liked this one

Bo:I am never getting out of this car, I'm gonna sleep in this car, eat in this car and make sweet love to this car!

Luke: Don't you mean make sweet love in this car?

Bo:No I mean to the car, I wanna have sex with the car!

Oh my Bo was in love with the car!

I hated this one

Daisy:The boys are gonna get themselves in trouble and get thrown in jail and I'm gonna have to shake my ass at someone to get them out!

Jesse:That's why we love ya dear!

Jesse would have never said that! He also would have never punched anybody but what are ya gonna do?

what do you think the best and worst lines were?

[Jamanda]

Good lines -

"Doncha know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?"

"What I'm about to do, I don't wanna remember a lot of it."

"How 'bout the special sir?"

"Oh just ignore her...she's crazy..."

"Bo...Bo the road...Bo watch the road..."

"Enos you dipstick!" (just that they had the dipstick thing in there)

"That's gotta be a record" (after Daisy gets info from Enos)

Bad lines -

Anything that Sheev guy said. He was stupid.

Jam didn't care for Uncle Jesse's jokes either.

Those rude comments that guy made to Daisy. The scene was good though, as he got his penance for it.

Notice we don't have the exact wording of the bad lines, cuz they were just too bad to remember (or write down).

[Jamanda]

Good lines -

"Doncha know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?"

"What I'm about to do, I don't wanna remember a lot of it."

"How 'bout the special sir?"

"Oh just ignore her...she's crazy..."

"Bo...Bo the road...Bo watch the road..."

"Enos you dipstick!" (just that they had the dipstick thing in there)

"That's gotta be a record" (after Daisy gets info from Enos)

Bad lines -

Anything that Sheev guy said. He was stupid.

Jam didn't care for Uncle Jesse's jokes either.

Those rude comments that guy made to Daisy. The scene was good though, as he got his penance for it.

Notice we don't have the exact wording of the bad lines, cuz they were just too bad to remember (or write down).

[Capt_Redneck]

Uncle Jesse's jokes were some of the funniest in the movie. They had the whole packed theater laughing out loud.

I loved the stuff Uncle Jesse said. He made the character different. Actually reminded me of my late father, who was widowed and loved to tell oddball jokes and flirt. I can actually realter very well to Uncle Jesse and his style in the film.

Uncle Jesse - What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of a$$ that will bring a tear to your eye....

[Capt_Redneck]

Uncle Jesse's jokes were some of the funniest in the movie. They had the whole packed theater laughing out loud.

I loved the stuff Uncle Jesse said. He made the character different. Actually reminded me of my late father, who was widowed and loved to tell oddball jokes and flirt. I can actually realter very well to Uncle Jesse and his style in the film.

Uncle Jesse - What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of a$$ that will bring a tear to your eye....

[LuvJessInDaisyDukes]

'Do those legs come over easy?' ;-)

[LuvJessInDaisyDukes]

'Do those legs come over easy?' ;-)

[1hellraiser]

The legs over easy was a good one, just couldnt laugh with the wife in the car. I really cant pick a favorite line, but my favorite scene was when bo and luke saw the general after the wreck, and bo was upset and emotional. My wife says that is something I would do. If I had to pick just one line, it was "why are divorces so expensive....because their worth it" I almost had a can of soda fly out of my nose.

[1hellraiser]

The legs over easy was a good one, just couldnt laugh with the wife in the car. I really cant pick a favorite line, but my favorite scene was when bo and luke saw the general after the wreck, and bo was upset and emotional. My wife says that is something I would do. If I had to pick just one line, it was "why are divorces so expensive....because their worth it" I almost had a can of soda fly out of my nose.

[GeneralLee01]

my favorite line was Luke you manwhore! and i liked when bo is like oh i thought u said go bo go u see how thats similiar? but i love that movie and i have seen its 3 times in the first 2 days and im gonna go again eventually.

[GeneralLee01]

my favorite line was Luke you manwhore! and i liked when bo is like oh i thought u said go bo go u see how thats similiar? but i love that movie and i have seen its 3 times in the first 2 days and im gonna go again eventually.

[Capt_Redneck]

I got one that wasn't mentioned.

When Bo & Luke stop by the group of blacks and they start calling call them out and ask what are you some kind of hillbilles ?

Luke - We prefer to be called Applachacian Americans....

That was too funny that it poked fun at the politcally correct .....

Darrell

[Capt_Redneck]

I got one that wasn't mentioned.

When Bo & Luke stop by the group of blacks and they start calling call them out and ask what are you some kind of hillbilles ?

Luke - We prefer to be called Applachacian Americans....

That was too funny that it poked fun at the politcally correct .....

Darrell

[Brian Coltrane]

One of the scenes/lines that made me chuckle was during the chase scene in Atlanta. Bo is pissed off because his old flame had let slip that she and Luke used to tumble together in the hayloft. He's trying to evade the cops while he's processing his feelings of betrayal and homicidal rage.

Luke tries praise to soothe his cousin. "Bo, this is some of the best driving I ever seen you do!"

Bo snaps back, "Don't kiss my ass!"

Heh... shortly thereafter, Bo turns to Luke and says, "I hope you're at peace with the Lord, because you're about to meet your maker!" And he proceeds to gun the General Lee up the side of a freeway overpass, as if to kill all occupants. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

Definately not the Good ol' boys as we remember 'em originally, but man, if only Coy and Vance would have treated each other this bad. BAHAHA.

Brian

[Brian Coltrane]

One of the scenes/lines that made me chuckle was during the chase scene in Atlanta. Bo is pissed off because his old flame had let slip that she and Luke used to tumble together in the hayloft. He's trying to evade the cops while he's processing his feelings of betrayal and homicidal rage.

Luke tries praise to soothe his cousin. "Bo, this is some of the best driving I ever seen you do!"

Bo snaps back, "Don't kiss my ass!"

Heh... shortly thereafter, Bo turns to Luke and says, "I hope you're at peace with the Lord, because you're about to meet your maker!" And he proceeds to gun the General Lee up the side of a freeway overpass, as if to kill all occupants. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

Definately not the Good ol' boys as we remember 'em originally, but man, if only Coy and Vance would have treated each other this bad. BAHAHA.

Brian

[cx05]

The best line is

"im going to make a little lasso and when that guard comes around im going to lasso his keys"

and the part that come befor and after that.

[cx05]

The best line is

"im going to make a little lasso and when that guard comes around im going to lasso his keys"

and the part that come befor and after that.

[Divia]

I didnt like any of Uncle Jesses jokes. I thought they were all lame. Jessica's lines sucked too.

I like the one about makin love to the car, and the AA one. I also thought itwas funny when they went to GA and everyone was dissing them for the flag on the car.

[Divia]

I didnt like any of Uncle Jesses jokes. I thought they were all lame. Jessica's lines sucked too.

I like the one about makin love to the car, and the AA one. I also thought itwas funny when they went to GA and everyone was dissing them for the flag on the car.

[LuvJessInDaisyDukes]

The legs over easy was a good one, just couldnt laugh with the wife in the car. I really cant pick a favorite line, but my favorite scene was when bo and luke saw the general after the wreck, and bo was upset and emotional. My wife says that is something I would do. If I had to pick just one line, it was "why are divorces so expensive....because their worth it" I almost had a can of soda fly out of my nose.

Did you see the movie at a drive-in?

[LuvJessInDaisyDukes]

The legs over easy was a good one, just couldnt laugh with the wife in the car. I really cant pick a favorite line, but my favorite scene was when bo and luke saw the general after the wreck, and bo was upset and emotional. My wife says that is something I would do. If I had to pick just one line, it was "why are divorces so expensive....because their worth it" I almost had a can of soda fly out of my nose.

Did you see the movie at a drive-in?

[GADuke01]

I was shocked to hear Jesse call Rosco a "fat sack of sh*t".

GADuke01

[Dale The Bold]

I thought the "white after Labor Day" line was dumb. For one, it ISN'T after Labor Day, and the guy had no reason to make a jab at Burt. After all, he just made an easy $100 off him. The real Boss wouldn't have paid, and then they guy would have been motivated to make a comment like that.

[GADuke01]

"Dale the Bold's" right, there is no way that Sorrell Booke's J.D Hogg would have ever even coinsidered giving that guy one cent. I enjoyed the movie, but Burt Reynolds was a really bad choice for the role of Boss Hogg.

GADUke01