Take the Hazzard Personality Quiz! Find out if you are a daring Duke, a greedy Hogg, a sneaky Coltrane, a loyal Davenport, or a reliable Strate! Select ONE answer from each of the following questions, then total your score for the revealin' insight to your inner Hazzardite!

1) The thing MOST important to you is:

a. Money

b. Family honor

c. Self-Survival

d. Helping others

e. Having fun

2) You're in an all-out car chase against your arch adversary, when suddenly they lose control of the car and wipe out. Do you:

a. Chortle with glee, gloat, and do a dance

b. Go back and make sure everybody's okay

c. Thank your lucky stars it didn't happen to you

d. Radio for help, just in case it's worse than it looks

e. Rate the crash on a scale of 1 to 10, congratulate survivors

3) You find a sack full of money and have no idea where it came from. What do you do?

a. Count it

b. Turn it in to the authorities

c. Suspect it could be counterfeit or stolen

d. Ask around to see if anyone reported losing it

e. Share it with your friends, buy a round at the Boar's Nest

4) You feel good about yourself because:

a. You're wealthy

b. You've got a happy home

c. You've made it this far

d. You've done nice things for people

e. You're crazy

5) You're in big trouble and about to be in serious danger. The only people that can help you are your sworn enemies. Do you:

a. Shamelessly beg for their aid

b. Ask for help without really expecting any

c. Write your Last Will and Testament

d. This isn't a problem, because you have no sworn enemies

e. Remind everyone that you fix their cars

6) You've got some free time. Do you occupy yourself by:

a. eating

b. driving/fishing/skinny dipping

c. sneakin' a snooze

d. volunteering for extra work

e. hangin' out with friends

7) It feels perfectly natural for you to say which of the following?

a. You're fired!

b. Yeehaaa!

c. Khee!

d. Possum on a gumbush!

e. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb!

8) How do you feel about lying to somebody?

a. completely comfortable

b. you never lie

c. it all depends, ya see

d. you couldn't live with yourself

e. you'd do it to protect somebody

RESULTS:

If you chose mosty "a" - you're a conniving Hogg!

If you chose mostly "b" - you're definitely Duke material!

If you chose mostly "c" - you're a genuine Coltrane!

If you chose mostly "d" - you're a Strate for sure!

If you chose mostly "e" - you're a Davenport at heart!

If you got a real mix of answers - you're a first cousin to some and a second cousin to others!

Nice job, Brian! That was a neat idea!

I just took the test, and I might be a cousin to either Rosco or Enos, I had mostly C's and D's, with a couple of B's! 4-D's 3-C's 1-B to be exact!

Take Care Y'all, and Happy Holidays!

Vicki

Woo hoo! That was fun Brian, thanks! "I am sure Duke Material!" with all but two of my answers turning out to be B! YAHAA 8)

OKay, would you believe i am mostly b's and e's with a c? oh, with that thing of rating crashes, yes i have done that before, me and my mom were going by this shoping center, and someones accelorator got stuck adn they crashed into the fence. well the person bailed out first and was walking around, but i'd give that crash an 8. the front end was totaled, no one was hurt, but it didn't blow up. It slammed into a fence full speed after swirving around in a dukes turn. but it did ramp up when it hit the fence which was cool, but someone needed to get a new car... but it had just come out of a car place where it had been worked on!

That was fun, thanks B. =) Nice to see you on the forums again.

My answers were divided... 4 b's and 4 c's.

I got E's and D's

Hey Bri, that was great. :)

Thx for the fun

I had fun puttin' it together. Glad ya'll enjoyed it!

I tested positive for Coltrane, btw. KHEE! It looks like we all hit pretty close to our "character traits" with the outcomes, eh? ( Vicki, I had no idea you had any Strate genetic programming in ya! And Essy, I didn't have any Tizdale specifics in here, but it makes sense that if there were any, it would come out as a combination of Strate and Davenport.)

Now, the interesting thing is that there is not a Hogg among the lot of us. Of course, the Deputy hasn't posted her results yet.

( Just kidding, MaryAnne!! Don't shoot me. ROFL.)

Ya won't be shot yet

I know I don't get on here much anymore...but I saw this and just had to do it! I ended up being almost a half and half mix of Duke and Coltrane, with a few Davenport and Strait genes...I'd have to say I'm pretty true to my Duke upbringing!

Khee...whoops...I mean Yeehaa! =)

Thanks for posting this, Brian!

We're glad when ya come...good to see ya.

I think you're probably a great Duke

Possum on a gumbush! I got D's! Gee golly, I must be a Strate!

Love the question about lying... that was great Brian. Thanks for the tid bit of fun. I think that would be a good game for the page.

I surprised y'all didn't I?

I have more Strate genes than I thought! I could be related somewhere down the road to Val or Enos and didn't even know it! But I did have 1 Duke answer, the last one, because I would never lie to anyone!

Take Care!

Vicki

I rated Coltrane with a dash of Duke and a sprinkling of Davenport. ROFL. 4 c's, 3 b's and an e.

I must now shoot you Brian. BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

LoL

I like this group

Y'all are great.

hey, get the pop corn and a camera, maryanne gonna shoot brian lol. jk.

but before you get shot brian, i just wanna say that quiz was fun as everyone says. and yes you are right about us all falling near our character traits.

(sorry couldn't help those extra comments lol)

GAH!!! Awright, don't anybody get yer hopes up, 'cause I doubt that MaryAnne really meant that lil' threat.

Besides, she wouldn't shoot me around the holidays. *checks calander* Looks like I'm good for a few days yet...so let me just say this to the esteemed Deputy...

You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, blue-sleeves.

Howdy yall MMD here me, Bill and Sandra took the test.

ME: 4b, 2c, 1d, 1e I got the wrong family.

Billy:5e, 2b, 1c defenately Davenport!!!

Sandra: 4c, 3b, 1d I can't be related to a HOGG!!!!!!!!!!

*I* couldn't hit the broad side of barn? Hmmm.....

Be fortunate you have a few more days there, Brian. Because you're right, I wouldn't shoot ya during the holidays here....

But on Janurary 2nd, my calender is clear. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Why wait? A holiday is just another day on the calender.

That is a tough decision... MaryAnne versus Brian.

Nice to see you post, Sheep. =)

Certainly would be an interesting sight

Reply to Mad Max: Boy howdy, you got Duke sympathies there, don't ya? Well, it coulda been worse.

Like poor Sandra. Nah, you ain't related to a Hogg, Sandra, - but per your quiz score, you are leanin' heavily towards Coltrane temperment! While that's a mixed blessing, it does assure you an interesting life.

I'm considerin' makin' another quiz. "Aptitude Test For The Hazzard County Sheriff's Department." KHEEHAHAHA!!!

8)

Hey brian, i been thinkin' of ways for you to add the tisdale personality. I got ideas for ya man. Just IM me.

(And now, my carefully-considered reply to MaryAnne's last remark)

Awright, Deputy...I'm glad your calander is clear as of January 2nd...'cause then you won't be missin' out on anything when I SHOOT YOU FIRST!!

Unless I'm presented with any real good reason NOT to...which by the looks of the bloodthirsty crowd around here, ain't likely to happen.

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tryin' to replace me are you, Davenport?

Here is for the Tisdales... Feisty, if you are a female you have a crush on a Duke. You are also one of the nice, sweet people. And you drive a mean motorcycle. And you always want an id. =)

Did I cover everything?

Hmmm, maybe Duke (hey u called me davenport LOL)

nah, u missed the take a number one even when ur the ony one there LOL. You also love taking and following postal regulations exactly. You also hit cloud nine when you hear your crushes name or see em LOL. You aslo have pretty much no reason to lie cuz your nearly never in trouble.