Brian Coltrane

(And now, my carefully-considered reply to MaryAnne's last remark)
Awright, Deputy...I'm glad your calander is clear as of January 2nd...'cause then you won't be missin' out on anything when I SHOOT YOU FIRST!!
Unless I'm presented with any real good reason NOT to...which by the looks of the bloodthirsty crowd around here, ain't likely to happen.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GAH!!! Awright, don't anybody get yer hopes up, 'cause I doubt that MaryAnne really meant that lil' threat.
Besides, she wouldn't shoot me around the holidays. *checks calander* Looks like I'm good for a few days yet...so let me just say this to the esteemed Deputy...
You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, blue-sleeves.

"MaryAnne, that was an almighty ruckus and ya damn near blew yer own head off. Not to mention the free coronary I got with purchase!"
Crawls out from under bunk, eyes Mac and Daney. "And now this is turned into some kinda public spectacle. Mac, I appreciate yer offer, but I know MaryAnne. Hazzard law got me in here, Hazzard law is gonna halfta get me out. Lord knows how."
Walks up to bars, watches smoke drift from MaryAnne's gun. Speaks to the Deputy. "I'm beginnin' to think the chipped beef served here nightly beats the lead slug you're tryin' to serve up. Any other bright ideas, blue-sleeves?"

Alex, HUSH! Let MaryAnne enjoy those fresh, tasty donuts. While I carefully attempt to take advantage of her momentary distraction.

There's already nothing but anarchy. My work heah is done!

I know how to handle B.A. Barracus. Just run like hell and hope all those gold necklaces slow him down.

Dukes fans rarely count above "01" anyhow. Yeehaa!

Alex, you pick up a stutter?

For the record, I do have a big, generous......heart.

Heh heh! That woulda been another good "stump the moderators" question..."What's the name of The Dukes of Hazzard movie?" Uhhhh....
Fortunately, Fonzi saved me from bein' puzzled all night on this one.
Brian

That's a good picture, cop-Scott. I had to hold my laptop upside-down to see it, tho'. ( We're pretty easy to confuse. Occupational...uh, Hazzard.)
Brian

AAAAAAHHH!!! Everywhere I look, Maxim's got another picture of that car.
I dare ya to drive up to DukesFest in one of those. See what the General Lee car clubs think of it.
Brian

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
That is an evil use of Photoshop, Maxim.

Let's face it, if we had spelling requirements around heah, the moderators would be the first to go. Bahahahaa!
Dukesran1, don't take Bamamedia personally. He's just full of pickle juice and vinegar. I've kinda got used to 'em though.
Brian

Well, we talked about the movie cast needing to have a good rapport ....but that's more rapport than we had a right to expect.

Well, we talked about the movie cast needing to have a good rapport ....but that's more rapport than we had a right to expect.

So long as it's not Jessica singing. She's got the vocal range of a bad channel on AM radio.
Brian

DukeFan, if you were a little confused on how to post photos in the forums posts... maybe it's cause you were a little distracted by the photo itself? Heh!
Looks like you figured it out!

I want a raise. Unshelled peanuts from now on.

Park it? Sure, in an open field if there was nothing else around for miles.
Ya know, I get the feeling MaryAnne isn't paying any attention to this thread. That or I haven't hit the right buttons yet.

Of all the photos, I think the one that best represents MaryAnne's valet skills is the fifty-car freeway pileup. When she messes up, she don't mess up small, ya know what I mean?
It'd be like having a big cardboard box of toy matchbox cars, and then dumping them all out on the floor at once. It'd look just like that. You'd stare and marvel at how one car can be three miles away from the epicenter and still be wrecked all by itself. She has that kind of talent.
And I admire that.

There was a black Charger in "The Fast and the Furious" movie, which didn't appear until towards the end...only to be smashed pretty bad. (Broke my heart to see it, too.)
Another fine black Charger is in the old movie "Bullit". The movie itself isn't that hot, but it's worth renting for the chase scene. I tend to fast forward to the chase and skip the rest of the flick. If I recall correctly, the Charger ends up being incinerated by crashing into some gas pumps.
And there was also a black Charger in the original "Cannonball" movie. (which had no affiliation with the later "Cannonball Run." ) This Charger also suffers ill fortune, by careening over the edge of an incomplete freeway.
Ya know, upon reflection....it's a damn good thing the Dukes painted the General orange, given the track record for black Chargers.
Brian

Thanks for posting, DaisyDuke01! And Hoss, as usual you come through with the verification, thanks! Ya know if Hazzard County had it's own FBI office, you'd be running it.

"Lost Sheep to Zebra Three..."
Ok, I'm creepin' myself out. There are some fandoms ya shouldn't mix.

Before he was Boss Hogg, Sorrell Booke had a role as a Southern Sheriff in a gum commercial. Anybody remember "Freshen Up Gum?"
This commercial looked like it belonged on Hee Haw, right down to the hound dog. But the set looks like it could have been in The Dukes of Hazzard, doesn't it?
And little did Sorrell know at the time, but that whole cheek-pinch thing was gonna be stickin' around...
Sorrell Booke commercial