
Julieduke
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Julieduke got a reaction from Hobie Hartkins in Honest Wildman Jack's Slightly Used Car Lot
Honest Wildman Jack's Slightly Used Car Lot
This will take place just shortly a Hurricane Bruce that hits Miami, Florida and it's so bad that it's uprooting trees and twisting cars like pretzel and ripping off roof from buildings for the fun it came in as a Category 4 and it was mean as hell. It flood the whole city left people stranded and everything else it was worst than Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Bruce was followed by Hurricane Brian.
Back to the Story, you see the Used cars that Honest Wildman Jack has on his Used Car lot in Hazzard County. Well he's say there in A-1 condition but he doesn't mention they were found after Hurricane Bruce came through. P.S. The description of the Hurricane came from a friend of mine and I don't think he'll mind If I use for this Round Robin thow. Well Wildman Jack has these two guys working so he gets his payment named Tiny and Lefty and they handle if you become late with payments. Now I was thinking we should have some high class cars and some real junk on the lot now Wildman Jack doesn't work with Boss and won't share in the profits as well.
P.S. Anybody is welcomed to join in the story and have fun with it but just keep in Honest Wildman Jack is not to Honet like he say he is.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Luke and Candy's bundle of Joy
Julie Says "Two things right now Ginger ale and Saltines are a girls best friend right now forget diamonds Daisy, that's what got us in this mess to begin with now."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Luke and Candy's bundle of Joy
Julie Says "Watch out for the old Hazzard Car Wash as welll honey."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Luke and Candy's bundle of Joy
Julie looks at Aaron and Says "Honey you look so handsome in your uniform and try not to dent the patrol car too much now I think the Sheriff does a good enough job on his own now."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Michael Knight meets Dukes of Hazzard!
Micheal Says "Probably tell you to quit dunking it in the Hazzard Car Wash Enos."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in What about this?
What about a crossover between Third Rock From The Sun and Dukes?
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in "The Gamblers"
Julie says "Sorry, you looked just like a cousin of mine that's all stranger by I won't bug okay."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in A normal day in Hazzard?
Enos says "I know he actually wrote to dear abby about the Vanilla Cherry Bean, I think I should tell him it don't exist allreadry Daisy."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in A normal day in Hazzard?
Bo says "I can't believe that either, that's good Enos wait till I tell Luke this one. What was a April Fools Day joke, when did he give up the next week."
Enos says "No he's still looking for a Vanilla Cherry Bean yet he's has checked every book on the topic so far."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in A normal day in Hazzard?
Enos says "You know I told Rosco there was a Vanilla Cherry bean and he checked out ten library books trying to see what it looks like Daisy."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in A normal day in Hazzard?
James saw the white truck turning around and following him and he thought this car sure does get alot of attention what was I thinking stealing this right here.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in A Few Good Bad Guys
*Julie says "This is pretty funny, I think Maryanne is making a fool at of Alex right here.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in The Drive-Thru Barber Shop/Oil Change and Lube Stop/ Quicky Mart/ Bar and Grill
Emma Says "Before he went on he asked who is Jeff Foxworthy now?"
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in The Drive-Thru Barber Shop/Oil Change and Lube Stop/ Quicky Mart/ Bar and Grill
Uncle Jesse Says "I think it spoiled Enos?"
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in The Drive-Thru Barber Shop/Oil Change and Lube Stop/ Quicky Mart/ Bar and Grill
Julie Says "Oh Please just wait till the Sheriff smells that he might throw that away before Boss can eat and Bo, Luke you'll think these smell good come over here a minute."
Uncle Jesse walks up to Enos and can;t get to close and Says "Welcome home and what died in your car if that's what air fresheners smell like in Texas get a refund now."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in The Drive-Thru Barber Shop/Oil Change and Lube Stop/ Quicky Mart/ Bar and Grill
Julie Says "Hey, I never been here before, and this place is bigger than the Hazzard County Jail now. No way, I don't want the guided tour either."
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in sorry for knocking the new movie to shreds !
My dad says there are two Jackass's driving the General in the movie.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in sorry for knocking the new movie to shreds !
My dad says there are two Jackass's driving the General in the movie.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in DOH: Return of the General Lee Help
Good Luck on the tnt then. I hear it's very explosive.Lol.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Rosco as a Vallet
Hey Brian, make sure the car insurance is up to date on it first?
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Rosco as a Vallet
Hey Brian, would you let either one of them park your car?
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Check This General Out if you dare.
Go to www.teamraymotorsports.com somebody painted a 2004 like a General Lee but they say it's pretty fast it can be all yours for 18,000 dollars if you want it.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Waylon Tribute
A Cat named Flash, that's perfect she must be quick then.
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Julieduke got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Stupid Men Jokes
These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes"
!. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back?
Trustworthey.
2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first?
The Woman. The Man would get lost.
3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business?
1. No Mind. 2. No business
4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed?
He wanted a foam mattress.
5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked.
"Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father".
6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ?
They're both empty from the neck up.
7. When is the only time a woman can change a man?
When he's a baby.
8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
9. How do men sort their laundry?
"Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable".
10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband."
" I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."