Julieduke

Gravy(Y'll are making me hungary now.)

I bought my Father a book on "Yankees Stadium" and a Dvd with five classic 70's Cop shows but sometime after I bought it the Antanna on top of the house got fried by lightening and he has to get that fixed.

Lucy see's Kathy and Luke outside with Adam and she says "Hey Adam is true that Bobby Ewing is your biological father, that is really something and I know Mr. Kent wouldn't want Bobby Ewing or Ewing Oil to have Mineral Rights to his farm. I feel I know him pretty good in fact he told me once why he left Hazzard but I never told Clark or his Mom why he did that ever. Are you curious, well he said that the day that Reba was snatched he was dating Olivia Hogg and she has accidently told him the plan that her J.R.Ewing along with Billy Bob Cowbell had going and he looks at her and runs to his motorcycle trying to warn Bo and he heard the plan to little Rose as well. Well once on his Harley he gets almost to his farm and he ran out of gas he felt so terrible about it that he radio Cooter about got him to pick him and gassed up and went back home. You see he told me that you and Bo was there and he was holding onto Reba's sock and upset and he seen Emma there and he looked at her with distaste because he knew what she had done. Well he said goodbye to everybody but he sworn to my Uncle Cooter that he was going to chase after J.R. Ewing and Billy Bob and he wasn't coming back without his little Niece with him. Well, he told me that he got to Kansas and ran out of money and Gas and he seen his Uncle and Aunt's farm up ahead and he stopped there and decided to change his name after that." Cue dukesrule2000

Micheal says "Okay, but I wasn't running away from Daisy I had something to do and yes I can resist a challenge I'll show you one day yet Dusty." Cue Dusty Rose Duke or MikeLutton

Bo says "Sure follow Enos back he take there!" Cue Bo's Crush

Meanwhile at Cooter's Garage Cooter says "Lucy, pull your car into my garage okay and will take my truck over to the Duke Farm you know Reba is my cousin as well and I got to know what all of this is about right now." Lucy says "Okay Uncle Cooter, you know I was thinking it's been acting up lately can you look at it later. It seems like it has a mind of his own lately as well, at least once a day it overheats I just don't understand right now." Cooter says "I'll look at it later Lucy, and don't worry I sure the problem will figure now as were on the way over to the Duke Farm, what's been bothering like there's something you might want to tell me kinda of important as well." Cooter and Lucy walked over to his tow truck and they got in and John Ross noticed and says "Hey there, what about my car aren't you going to fix it good as new." Cooter says "Well, honestly I got to order the parts your car is foreign and well I don't exactly stock parts for a Mercede Benz in the garage now. And it seems that those tires are going to be kind of tricky as well, are you sure the used wouldn't work till you got back to Dallas or Houston or wherever in Texas you are from." John Ross says "Excuse me, Your stalling this how long can it take to fix a radiator and gets tires for my car." Cooter says "Well Mr. Ewing if you want to buy the manual and get the parts your more than welcome to give it a try for yourself now!" Lucy says "Hey John Ross, IF I GOT SMART WITH YOU, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?" John Ross says "Hey you becareful that's a Ewing your carrying there I will sue for custody of my baby and raise it in Texas." Lucy says "Excuse me, what baby I'm not pregant John Ross that must be some other girl your thinking of not me!" Cooter puts the truck in gear and as they take off he radio's the Duke Farm and says he's on the way over there and looking at Lucy Lane and wondering what she is up to lately. A little while later, Cooter and Lucy show up and it seems that everybody is glad to see her and her talk with Cooter had him laughing and is getting out and says "You mean you told him you was three months pregant and you wasn't well that what that was all about, and you dumped him as well he sure did look like a fool in front of his father and Uncle out there." Lucy Lane says "That was the whole idea his sister made a fool out Ross, and it just a little revenge did you see that look of disappointment on his face Uncle Cooter I'm good aint I." Cooter and Lucy walk in and Reba says "What are the two of you laughing about tell us the joke okay." Lucy Lane says "Well if you must know Reba and everybody else I broke up with John Ross Ewing III in front of his daddy, and left my check with him and told him I was three months pregant only to deny it later. He looked liked a fool in front of J.R. Ewing and Bobby Ewing and yes I'm good." Clark says "Lucy, you did that for what happened to Reba I can't believe one question what made you want to go out with John Ross Ewing III he's one catch." Lucy says "You can say that again now, I wanted to make a king size fool out of him that's all and it worked you should've seem get mad at me and he was actually concerned for me. He told me that he was going to get custody of the baby when it was born well that's when I denied it." Clark says "Lucy Lane, you haven't lost your touch you know that you went and broke his heart and made him pick up the tab as well." Cue dukesrule2000

Happy Father's Day tommorrow to all the Father's on Hazzardnet.

Bo says "Hey Enos is there anyway he can ride back to the farm Luke was supposed to pick us up but I think he forget about the time thow." Cue Bo's Crush

Reba says "Wait one minute you are forgeting that JR Ewing and Billy Bob Cowbell with help from my Momma kidnapped me from the hosptial and I wasn't Billy Bob's daughter they had a blood test that proved I was my Daddy's daughter. Oh Wait a minute Billy Bob kept my oldest Little Bo when he was little when I left Southfork and if it wasn't for Dad and Ranger Walker well they got him back as well." Clark says "Wow Reba, no wonder you took a shot a John Ross's car eariler that's alot to go through and I know what not to call you now." Reba says "Don't you even dar Clark, and that's not funny what somebody thought you was somebody else's or was raised to believed the man you called Daddy was from Father, and he wasn't and he really snatched you from your rightful father!" Clark says "Reba, please calm down you sound like my father now." Cue dukesrule2000

Finding.

I like his Country Cd from 1992 the best, but have his music on 45 record and have some pretty rare titles as well. I'll have to pull them out to check out the titles for Hazzardnet if anybody wants to know which ones I have. My dad has John's "It's Now Or Never" 45 record single and the only thing he has by John Schneider.

The Shakiest Gun In The West, is a Don Knotts Movie and he plays a Philly Dentist and first scene with Dental School Final Exam will have laughing out of your chair. He's one determined dentist, what his mother pulls out of her purse for a tip for the porter will have you cracking up as well. Don Knotts looks pretty nice when he gets his all black cowboy outfit out west and the Indain Scene you got to see as well. Don Knotts plays Dr. Jesse W. Heywood and he is heading west and kind of green with a gun and everything western at this point. Barbara Rhoades plays this is outlaw named "Bad Penny" and she is the good shot of the movie. You'll like the Indian lady in the Stagecoach and what she pass's out in the stage as they are going. Oh the Father from "Mash" as a part in the movie and once it gets going it never stops.

Mz. Ellie takes the phone and says "You know Adam looks alot like you Kathy, and it's shame you didn't get to raise him but he's a nice young man." Cue dukesrule2000

Julie says "Listen Elaine, you don't even know my brother like that so quit trying to pretend that you do know him." Cue Bo's Crush

Reba says "I'm sorry but my temper got the best of me and you know what maybe I shouldn't done that but he got me going when he called me a "Ewing Brat" and I ain't one okay." Cue dukesrule2000

I have three Tom Wopat cd's and each one is in a different style. Amazing.

Bobby says "Now wait a minute Kathleen is his family as well and you know and Luke is his Step-father as well." cue dukesrule2000

John Ross says "Dad, did you know that Reba took about three shots at my car and hit as well got my two front tires and my radiator." Back At The Farm Clark's cellphone rings and it was his mom and he was telling her what has happening and she was getting mad. She knew, what the farm meant to Jonathon and what it meant to Reba as well and she wondered how he pulled it off. Cue dukesrule2000