AlexJackson

So RL youre a lady Sheriff or what? *chuckles* Alex

RL-- Who is this comment aimed at, me? Or Brian the Biter...*chuckles* Alex

Who?? Me?? I'm perfectly innocent! Alex

MaryAnne-- No I said I didnt want to go to the jail but the handcuff part...It all depends on who's got the cuffs... Say MaryAnne, where are your cuffs? *chuckles* Alex

RoscoLover-- In the baked good sense *chuckles* and just what were you thinking I meant? Alex

*Bursts out laughing* So you're a clean and fresh muffin?? Alex

MeadowMufn-- *blows raspberry*

MeadowMufn-- Do they make bulletproof helmets??? Alex

Oh thanks a lot Brian! That makes me much better! Quick! I need a place to hide?? Can you help me hide Brian?? Ol' Buddy? oh Pal?? Oh Lord of the Outlaws??? Alex

Brian-- Shoot me?? Ive got a bullet proof vest? Will that help??? AHH!!! Alex

Brian-- Umm... well......maybe not the going to jail part.. *ahem* Is it too late for me to plead the 5th? Alex

Brian-- Hey thats Buford T. Justice! *laughs* Are you saying my family portrait shows a lack of respect for the law? If I have a lack of respect for the law, does that mean your cousin MaryAnne is going to slap the cuffs on me and throw me in jail? Alex

Brian-- That's odd, I could have sworn the guinea-pig noise was called Daney. Hmmmmm...my mistake! *chuckles* Alex

Brian--- Now I've heard the expression, squeal like a pig but don't you think this is taking it a bit far? Sounds like the same squeak noise that's available in the Hnet chat rooms! *chuckles* Alex

Brian--- *Bursts out laughing* Allow me to return the favor! Ive taken the liberty of having a Coltrane family portrait done! Such a good looking family! Alex

MaryAnne-- So if no one turns in a story, the Moderators 3 become those balloon animals that clowns blow up? Might I recommend that Brian get a poodle, since hes already in that costume? *laughs* And youre right, hot air does seem to be another Coltrane trait so balloon animal replacements would work! Youre right, who would be able to tell the difference? Alex

MaryAnne-- Well looks like you and I have been the victim of a double attack! See what happens when Brian and Mufn are left unattended? *tisk tisk* What ever are we to do about this? Maybe it is time to up the ante...how about both Mufn and Brian have to get perms and poodle cuts, wearing the canine costumes, while drinking brandy Alexander and sitting on a Sit-N-Spin while both of them are replaced by balloon animals? *chuckles* What do you think? Too much? Alex

MeadowMufn-- Yes that does sound about right...*laughs* But on a more serious note, Coltranes are good people and I'm personally very fond of them, nutty or chaotic or....whatever! *chuckles* Alex

MaryAnne-- Yes Im starting to wonder about you myself. Dressing up your cousin like that...*Tisk tisk* You Coltranes are a nutty bunch... Alex

MaryAnne-- Kind of you to offer but I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass...Brian as the canine ballerina would be a tough act to follow...*laughs* Thanks but no thanks! Alex

Brian-- I dont have a costume like that and no I dont wear a bra. Since your cousin is dressing you these days, I suggest you ask her. MaryAnne do you have a spare bra ol' Brian here can wear when he has to wear that costume? *laughs* Alex

Brian-- Me? The sick puppy? Who's the one stuck looking like a canine ballerina? I do believe thats you! So who's calling the pot black here Mr. Kettle? *chuckles* Alex

Oh Brian! *Wolf whistle* youre going to look great in that! *laughing* MaryAnne you do have great taste! Alex

So if you get more than 7 and half stories its dog collars all around? Dog collars for all? *chuckles* Alex

*laughs* I'm not in the enchanted brownie department and I'm not the one that makes them a regular part of my diet. Alex