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Oh thanks a lot Brian! That makes me much better! Quick! I need a place to hide?? Can you help me hide Brian?? Ol' Buddy? oh Pal?? Oh Lord of the Outlaws??? Alex

Brian-- Shoot me?? Ive got a bullet proof vest? Will that help??? AHH!!! Alex

Brian-- Umm... well......maybe not the going to jail part.. *ahem* Is it too late for me to plead the 5th? Alex

Brian-- Hey thats Buford T. Justice! *laughs* Are you saying my family portrait shows a lack of respect for the law? If I have a lack of respect for the law, does that mean your cousin MaryAnne is going to slap the cuffs on me and throw me in jail? Alex

Brian-- That's odd, I could have sworn the guinea-pig noise was called Daney. Hmmmmm...my mistake! *chuckles* Alex

Brian--- Now I've heard the expression, squeal like a pig but don't you think this is taking it a bit far? Sounds like the same squeak noise that's available in the Hnet chat rooms! *chuckles* Alex

Brian--- *Bursts out laughing* Allow me to return the favor! Ive taken the liberty of having a Coltrane family portrait done! Such a good looking family! Alex

MaryAnne-- So if no one turns in a story, the Moderators 3 become those balloon animals that clowns blow up? Might I recommend that Brian get a poodle, since hes already in that costume? *laughs* And youre right, hot air does seem to be another Coltrane trait so balloon animal replacements would work! Youre right, who would be able to tell the difference? Alex

MaryAnne-- Well looks like you and I have been the victim of a double attack! See what happens when Brian and Mufn are left unattended? *tisk tisk* What ever are we to do about this? Maybe it is time to up the ante...how about both Mufn and Brian have to get perms and poodle cuts, wearing the canine costumes, while drinking brandy Alexander and sitting on a Sit-N-Spin while both of them are replaced by balloon animals? *chuckles* What do you think? Too much? Alex

MeadowMufn-- Yes that does sound about right...*laughs* But on a more serious note, Coltranes are good people and I'm personally very fond of them, nutty or chaotic or....whatever! *chuckles* Alex

MaryAnne-- Yes Im starting to wonder about you myself. Dressing up your cousin like that...*Tisk tisk* You Coltranes are a nutty bunch... Alex

MaryAnne-- Kind of you to offer but I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass...Brian as the canine ballerina would be a tough act to follow...*laughs* Thanks but no thanks! Alex

Brian-- I dont have a costume like that and no I dont wear a bra. Since your cousin is dressing you these days, I suggest you ask her. MaryAnne do you have a spare bra ol' Brian here can wear when he has to wear that costume? *laughs* Alex

Brian-- Me? The sick puppy? Who's the one stuck looking like a canine ballerina? I do believe thats you! So who's calling the pot black here Mr. Kettle? *chuckles* Alex

Oh Brian! *Wolf whistle* youre going to look great in that! *laughing* MaryAnne you do have great taste! Alex

So if you get more than 7 and half stories its dog collars all around? Dog collars for all? *chuckles* Alex

*laughs* I'm not in the enchanted brownie department and I'm not the one that makes them a regular part of my diet. Alex

Brian--- Sorry I dont wear bows...*laughs* And I had no idea Hnet was the home of magical mufns! Now...for your next trick, make Daney disappear! Alex

Brian-- *chuckles* Long blond hair...I can see the resemblance...and Mufn, that is a great picture! How did you get Daney to hold still long enough for you to take it? Alex

Woof!! I mean...hey! Do I look like Lassie to you? *thinks a moment* on second thought, dont answer that Brian!

MaryAnne-- If Brian goes to the pound, how many pounds of Milkbones will it take to get him out? Alex

Brian-- Uhoh! It might be too late for that distemper shot Brian. The two of you might end up staked out in the backyard...*chuckles* Alex

MaryAnne-- Us? Settle down?? Hmmmm you might have your work cut out for you there Deputy...*chuckles* Your cousin Brian isnt the only documented rabble-rouser in town! Alex

MaryAnne--- Of course you dont... but all the things Daney mentioned piling on your collar, I simply meant youd have to have the head of a St Bernard to carry all that stuff! *Chuckles* And for that I do apologize...These past few pages have been rather nuts I know...between cat fights and baseball bats... Just go ahead and respond to what you feel you safely can... which isnt a lot at this point! Alex

Daney--- Oh Im sure the good Deputy can make an exception in your case...or if youre not happy with a billy club and are afraid of getting someone in trouble, how about a Louisville slugger instead? After all...one bat is just as good as another...Batter's up!! *chuckles* Alex