Cowboy

*Wanders into the booking room and smirks seeing my ol' black clad buddy behind bars.* Well now... just looky whos behind bars. What a site, sures been awahile since ya tasted chipped beef Brian. *Leans on the bars still smirking and just generally gawking.* ~Chet

(This post is a joint effort by BL Davenport and Chet Duke.) Chet paused looking over his shoulder as he heard someone yell his name, tugging Amanda to a stop gently as he saw BL coming towards them. A smile dawn his face softly, he had heard his friends name drawn by the Sheriff. "Congrats BL! I half figured ol’ Rosco would take the winning for himself and draw his own name." Chet laughed. BL chuckled "It wouldn't have surprised me if he had, say how would you and Amanda like to be my guest for the night?" The young Duke boys brow raised in plesant suprise. "We would love to! That would be really awesome, I can't remember the last time Amanda and I had a nice time out together. I think it was our honeymoon the last time we stayed in a hotel." BL smiled at her friends "excellent!" It did not surprise her that they had not been in a hotel in so long, that was the case for many in Hazzard because they simply could not afford the luxery even of a cheaper hotel. "You are over due then and what a better way than a free night" the blonde woman grinned, "still blows my mind that not only is Rosco not charging for the room but he's waiving all the costs including room service." "Now that is surprising! By all means I will be testing the new room service, see just how good they really are." Chet smirked playfully, he was a well known trickster and a typical Duke of trouble. His smirk turned on his wife and he squeezed her hand. "We'll get on home and get some duds packed for a few nights and meet ya back here in about an hour?" Laughing BL shook her head just imagining the torment Chet would heap upon the employees of the hotel, "an hour sounds good , I need to go home and get a few things too." Her eyes sparkled amused at his playful smirk, having grown up with the Duke's she was no stranger to the trouble they could cause, she had been a partner in crime to some of that trouble more than a few times herself. Chet and Amanda waved as they parted from BL, getting into there black Chevy truck and heading for there ranch. They looked forward to a rest from there everyday lives on the ranch, it would be rather pleasant to soak in a hot tub of bubbles and sleep in past the crack of dawn. (Cue Anyone)

MaryAnne and Meadow, Go ahead and leave what I wrote on the Round Robin. But dont think for a moment that I dont care, or didnt mean my apology sincerely. Im working with and helping DaisyxEnos with her writing and hope to do the same for Elly May. This is how I will make things right and improve the Round Robin board. I know I went about making a point in the wrong manner, but it goes deeper then making fun of these youngsters. Im not as stupid as ya'll might think, even if I approach things like a freight train. I had a reason for "making fun" like I did, but ya'll dont see it that way. I wrote those jumbled messes so that the young writers could see what we see when we read what they write. So that THEY could try to make sense of something for a change, so that THEY could feel OUR frustration. Im not perfect and I will never claim to be. But that dont matter, Ive all but begged them to let me help them learn, now I WILL help them improve if its the last thing I do. ~Chet

I greatly regret this incident and I hope to make it up to ya'll. Elly May, I have spoken to DaisyXEnos and we have made arrangements to work together. I want to help improve her writing skills, and if you will let me I wish to help you too. Contact me, let me help, you'd be surprised what a some good general directing can do. Lets make a better furture for Hazzard, all around. (Yeah I know that includes me makin some improvements... but Hazzard doesnt have a psychologist, a psychiatrist, anger management or a mental health hospital, so theres little help for me. But by all means if theres a doctor in the house who wishes to examine my head, I'll take my hat off to ya. *Tips my Stetson.*) ~Chet

I do sincerely apologize to you first MaryAnne, as I knew this would cause trouble and did it anyway. But like you I am frustrated to no end. Iam sorry Deputy, I have enjoyed writing with you in Hazzardous Hotel. I was not trying to be sarcastic in my first reply to you here, it does greatly pain me as I have truely tried to be of aid instead of a hinderence in this subject. *Frowns.* Im sorry to those who's story I destroyed, it was not my place to go setting fire. I do sincerely apologize. ~Chet

The cliff was tall... and hearing from you in a stern fashion is painful MaryAnne, as I have done my best to behave myself. I will pay utmost attention to Hazzardous Hotel, and far less to the lack of other peoples effort around here. But I have one more thing to say before I go peacefully.... LONG LIVE HAZZARDNETS ROUND ROBIN! ~Chet

Wood chucks arms are too short to chuck wood! They just gonna have to settle for dinner. On my plate! Hehehehehe

Fat frogs with white suits on! Like Boss HOGG! Dont forget his nephew Hughie, he sure was a ewwweiieee. Yuck. *rolls on floor laughing.*

"You hear what in your sleep? Oh wait wait! I know!" Smirks."Ya hear wind chimes! JANGLE LANG-leeeeeedeeeedoooddahhh. And then ya start counting all the lil fat frogs, which once the prince? You'll have to kiss them all to know! Yeehaw!

"Throw me a show Sam, I thirsty, gotta have something to drink my guts outta this place!" The chickens sqawked in amusement. Romeo rode in on his moped called fred and swept the pink spotted elephant off its feet and escaped to the outbacks of Austrailia. Next came the mighty thunder chicken, with a beard as long as a fire hose. But it was no match for the scrawny milk man, he bought it a nice hot root beer and sent it afloat with the Titanic.

"DOC! Doctor Holiday! Oh please oh please summon the great Sherlock Holmes, we have a disasterous investigation to start!" "I'll get right to it." The Pope replied. "It would be an honor." So the Pope walked off into the great unknown, trudging through land and stone to find the great Sherlock Holmes. He was only a few continants away when he came across a pharo, sitting on a bone. "Why great pharo.." Said the Pope. "Where do you roam? Have you seen the great Sherlock Holmes?" "No." Answered the pharo. "But if you go down the mine, you mind find the Sherlock Holmes you seek." "Thank you, Doc Holiday will be very pleased." And there before the pharo at the bottom of the mine, stood his love, the great Sherlock Holmes. ( }~* )

The sun came out in Hazzard GA that day and the snow melted all away and the pretty possies all grew up in place of the mud. "Dont go driving today, the weathers terrible." Chet told everyone on his way through town. "Your liable to get frost bite and a sun burn, make sure you take plenty of water so you dont drown." His dog bundled up and braved the drifts of hot snow and freezing sun, what a lovely day in the dersert of Hazzard. (Compliments of the Hazzard County Cowboy.)

*Snores, sleeping through this one... least I be the next to be "arressted" for Lord knows what around here. Then again, I been arrested so many times it must not be amusing anymore.* ~Chet

I know Im so lovely arent I? The ladies just love the big horns, there like handle bars. *Laughs.* ~Chet

You know Daney I gave them DIRECTIONS instead of a link as a challenge for some of these youngsters. Dont you have anything better to do? No... you probably dont. Start by not annoying me. My middle name is Hugh, now that its been handed to you on a silver platter might as well tell ya'll. Theres alot of Bo Dukes on this site and hes one of them, the one I call my father, the real Bo, not a copy. ~Chet

*Rolls on the floor laughing, gets up and brushes myself off.* Alright for everyone who truely wants to know my middle name, go to the Character profiles post and search the screen name Chet Duke, posts by my original name do still exist. When ya find my Character Bio, it will have my middle name listed. Have fun with finding it... ~Chet

You seriously dont know Meadow? After all these years? *Chuckles.* Well guess I was under the jail too much ya had no time to get to know me. ~Chet

Meadows got it, Headstrong... *Laughs.* You'll never guess my middle name its a rather old fashion name and not common. BL aint allowed to tell ya neither. ~Chet

My turn to vent alittle... I HAVE A NAME! Chet H. Duke.... I am the son of Bo Robert Duke. My original screen name here on Hazzardnet was lost to being exiled. I dont mind being called Cowboy, but know my name.... or I'll make sure it aint one you EVER forget. *Snorts.* ~Chet