Cowboy

I do sincerely apologize to you first MaryAnne, as I knew this would cause trouble and did it anyway. But like you I am frustrated to no end. Iam sorry Deputy, I have enjoyed writing with you in Hazzardous Hotel. I was not trying to be sarcastic in my first reply to you here, it does greatly pain me as I have truely tried to be of aid instead of a hinderence in this subject. *Frowns.* Im sorry to those who's story I destroyed, it was not my place to go setting fire. I do sincerely apologize. ~Chet

The cliff was tall... and hearing from you in a stern fashion is painful MaryAnne, as I have done my best to behave myself. I will pay utmost attention to Hazzardous Hotel, and far less to the lack of other peoples effort around here. But I have one more thing to say before I go peacefully.... LONG LIVE HAZZARDNETS ROUND ROBIN! ~Chet

Wood chucks arms are too short to chuck wood! They just gonna have to settle for dinner. On my plate! Hehehehehe

Fat frogs with white suits on! Like Boss HOGG! Dont forget his nephew Hughie, he sure was a ewwweiieee. Yuck. *rolls on floor laughing.*

"You hear what in your sleep? Oh wait wait! I know!" Smirks."Ya hear wind chimes! JANGLE LANG-leeeeeedeeeedoooddahhh. And then ya start counting all the lil fat frogs, which once the prince? You'll have to kiss them all to know! Yeehaw!

"Throw me a show Sam, I thirsty, gotta have something to drink my guts outta this place!" The chickens sqawked in amusement. Romeo rode in on his moped called fred and swept the pink spotted elephant off its feet and escaped to the outbacks of Austrailia. Next came the mighty thunder chicken, with a beard as long as a fire hose. But it was no match for the scrawny milk man, he bought it a nice hot root beer and sent it afloat with the Titanic.

"DOC! Doctor Holiday! Oh please oh please summon the great Sherlock Holmes, we have a disasterous investigation to start!" "I'll get right to it." The Pope replied. "It would be an honor." So the Pope walked off into the great unknown, trudging through land and stone to find the great Sherlock Holmes. He was only a few continants away when he came across a pharo, sitting on a bone. "Why great pharo.." Said the Pope. "Where do you roam? Have you seen the great Sherlock Holmes?" "No." Answered the pharo. "But if you go down the mine, you mind find the Sherlock Holmes you seek." "Thank you, Doc Holiday will be very pleased." And there before the pharo at the bottom of the mine, stood his love, the great Sherlock Holmes. ( }~* )

The sun came out in Hazzard GA that day and the snow melted all away and the pretty possies all grew up in place of the mud. "Dont go driving today, the weathers terrible." Chet told everyone on his way through town. "Your liable to get frost bite and a sun burn, make sure you take plenty of water so you dont drown." His dog bundled up and braved the drifts of hot snow and freezing sun, what a lovely day in the dersert of Hazzard. (Compliments of the Hazzard County Cowboy.)

*Snores, sleeping through this one... least I be the next to be "arressted" for Lord knows what around here. Then again, I been arrested so many times it must not be amusing anymore.* ~Chet

I know Im so lovely arent I? The ladies just love the big horns, there like handle bars. *Laughs.* ~Chet

You know Daney I gave them DIRECTIONS instead of a link as a challenge for some of these youngsters. Dont you have anything better to do? No... you probably dont. Start by not annoying me. My middle name is Hugh, now that its been handed to you on a silver platter might as well tell ya'll. Theres alot of Bo Dukes on this site and hes one of them, the one I call my father, the real Bo, not a copy. ~Chet

*Rolls on the floor laughing, gets up and brushes myself off.* Alright for everyone who truely wants to know my middle name, go to the Character profiles post and search the screen name Chet Duke, posts by my original name do still exist. When ya find my Character Bio, it will have my middle name listed. Have fun with finding it... ~Chet

You seriously dont know Meadow? After all these years? *Chuckles.* Well guess I was under the jail too much ya had no time to get to know me. ~Chet

Meadows got it, Headstrong... *Laughs.* You'll never guess my middle name its a rather old fashion name and not common. BL aint allowed to tell ya neither. ~Chet

My turn to vent alittle... I HAVE A NAME! Chet H. Duke.... I am the son of Bo Robert Duke. My original screen name here on Hazzardnet was lost to being exiled. I dont mind being called Cowboy, but know my name.... or I'll make sure it aint one you EVER forget. *Snorts.* ~Chet

SQUAWK! SQUAAAWWWWWWK!!! SQUUUUUUAAAAWWWWWK!!!! Holy hell! Grow the hell up both of you and get a life! In all the years I been here I have never heard such childish responses and complaints! Even from folks younger then both of you! ~Chet

If you dont mind I wish to cut in and give my two cents on this Brian, I know I aint the best writer but I have alittle different perspective that maybe some of these youngsters dont know about and could appreciate. When I first came to Hazzardnet, I was completely new to just about everything, a regular SOB at times too. But, I never backed out of writing with anyone, and I was constantly getting suggestions on improving my work from other older/experienced writers.(Still do to this day!) But I was too hard headed to listen and I was too foolish to try to learn from them, took me years. Like Brian was saying, Round Robbins are a sheer test of a writers strength and weakness, they can be down right difficult! But they can be alot of fun too. Look at Buckshot and Bad Apples, there was a serious amount of time and effort among people who at the time were not the best of buddies, to say the very least. But we approached it in a proffesional manner and delt with each other and worked together on where and how we wanted the story to go. I cant tell you how many times people who normally would not even speak to me pulled me aside on AIM to talk about the story! It was an amazing effort. If you cant work together and work it out atleast take a proffesional approach on it for the benefit of the readers and story quality... ya never know you might just find a good friend in a person you consider a foe. Also dont be bull headed, be willing to go into every story with an open mind to learn something! No one knows everything! Aint that true Brian? ~Chet

Yeah Im a wanted man... all the women in Hazzard want me! *Smirks.* ~Chet

Oh yeah sure... I been pretending to be an Outlaw for TEN YEARS! *Rolls eyes.* ~Chet

That just goes to show what little you guys know... First... I dont come anywhere NEAR qualifying to be a Bounty Hunter. MaryAnne and MeadowMuffin have a filing cabinet with my name on it, a entire cabinet dedicated to the criminal records of one Chet Duke. Second.... Im sure theres a few dozen wanted posters and rewards with MY name on it. Now wouldnt if be silly for me to bring myself in? Honestly... Third.... I cant were a uniform... or any kind of monkey suit for that matter, they make me itch. Also anything less then a .44 or a .45 is a varmit gun. So I guess you poor guys are stuck with me as an outlaw. But hey, I'd rather fight an enemy I know then a total stranger. ~Chet

Hot damn Brian! 10w40? Is that what you run in your Impala? What the hell do you do to that thing? You'd be sunk if it sprang a leak... Cooter would be hauling your ass to the junk yard, that engine would be toast. ~Chet

*Smirks.* I think a Bounty Hunter would be a great job for me, Outlaw gone Bounty Hunter. *Chuckles.* Theres enough riff-raff, criminals and full time outlaws, not to mention the one considered best or should I say "Lord of-" the outlaws to keep me in business until I grow old. ROSCO! MARYANNE! I need a favor if you please. I need all the most recent wanted and reward posters you have, especially on one Brian Coltrane and his blond side kick Alex Jackson. Thank you... ~Chet

If I cant do any of that what the hells of the point of being a deputy? Maybe I should be a fire fighter, that way I could drown all the BS'ers around here. ~Chet

"Deputy Chet Duke?" *Scratches chin.* "Deputy Cowboy" Hmmmm.... Does have a very nice ring to it, where do I apply? ~Chet

*Sighs* I stopped worrying about fitting in some where years ago. I just exist. ~Chet