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CMT!! Yeehaww! lol. It's on when I get up and on when I fall asleep...okay maybe thats embellishin' a bit..lol. But I love CMT, makes my mornings. te he.

Hey y'all. I'd love to hear what y'all think. PM me any comments, dislikes, likes...anything. I've been dablin' with the story line for a few days now. If anyone seems to like it I'll post up the rest of it!! See ya 'round _________________________________________________________ It was that time of year again. Leaves of gold and orange draped the once lush lawns. Winds began to rattle the naked branches and crops were being harvested. Small children were bundled up in their jackets and scarves. Homes smelt of bubbling cider, warm apple pie, and the sweet smell of burning wood. Uncle Jesse sat at the kitchen table peeling apples as the house buzzed. A warm fire crackled in the hearth, the finest smells of engulfed the small farmhouse, the best china sat on the table, candles were burning and the flickers light up the room. “Jesse, I think Daisy just pulled up!†Called Lillian- uncle Jesses wife, from the bedroom. Uncle Jesse quickly put the apples in a bowl and wiped his hands on a towel as he headed out to the front porch. And who else would be pulling up but sweet lil’ Daisy in her red minivan. “Uncle Jesse!†Daisy cried and ran up to him and kissed him on the cheek and threw her arms around his neck, “how are you and Lillian?†She asked. “Oh, just fine. We’ve actually been-“ but he was interrupted by two shrieks as two small girls in braided pigtails came running up to him and hugged him. “Great Uncle Jesse!†the girls yipped. “Do you have anything for us?†they both asked. “Emma! Mary Anne! What did I tell you about in the car?†Daisy scolded the two girls. “Now you apologize to Uncle Jesse.†Daisy said, hands on hips. “Sorry Uncle Jesse.†The twins said in unison. “Now Daisy, you can’t be to hard on the girls. ‘Sides, it’s a holiday! Now girls, if your mother lets you, y’all can go feed Marcy’s foal. Who knows, you might even find a lil’ surprise in the hayloft with your name on it.†The old man had a twinkle in his eyes. Both girls shrieked and ran off to the barn. Daisy sighed and looked over at uncle Jesse and rolled her eyes. “I swear, those two girls will be the end of me! And they haven’t even hit puberty yet!†she laughed. “Johnny! Would you come out here and say hello to Jesse?†she called to the thin ten-year-old boy standing against the car. “Hello Uncle Jesse.†He gave a half smile and then sighed, didn’t wanting to be there right now. His light auburn hair was brushed and he had to wear a button up shirt and nice pants, “Ah mom, can’t I just wear jeans? I hate wearing all this dressed up stuff.†He had complained early this morning. “Woowee Johnny boy, you sure have grown since the last time I’ve seen you. Another three inches minimum.†Jesse smiled, which made Johnny feel a bit better. He hated be treated like a kid. “Now I’ve got something for you up in the hayloft too. Why don’t you go and make sure your sisters don’t go off with Marcys.†He smiled. “Yes sir!†he smiled and jogged off towards the barn. “He’s just growin’ up Daisy. Don’t you worry; he’ll grow out of this phase. The boys did… out of the phase I mean. They never did grow up.†He laughed. Daisy rolled her eyes. “Enos hunny! Come over here!†she called to Enos who was in the back on the van grabbing two bag full of gifts. “Howdy sir!†Enos smiled and extended a free hand. Uncle Jesse scoffed and hugged Enos, “You can call me Uncle Jesse now Enos.†He laughed. “Now you two come on inside, and say hi to Lillian while we wait for the boys.â€

Maria smiled and kissed Bo back, “I’m sorry sweetie. I’m just pretty tired.†She ran her hand along his jaw line, tracing his jawbone. “Do you want to come inside for a while?†she asked as she stepped out from the car. Bo went around to the other side of the car and wrapped his arms around her waist and started to kiss her neck. “If you promise not to worry anymore about nothing.†He smiled. Maria led Bo inside and after Bo started a quick fire in the hearth she snuggled up next to him on the couch. Bo softly stroked her arm and Maria fell asleep in his broad arms. At the hospital Uncle Jesse stayed the night this time. Luke woke up for a few minutes here and there and asked how Bo and the General and Daisy were, but was still weak and slept a lot of the time. Poor Jesse hated to see Luke like this. He got out the bible that was sitting next to Luke’s nightstand and started reading scriptures and praying for poor Luke and whoever did this to him would be sorry, he vowed. Daisy had early on caught up with Enos, who said that he hadn’t seen Boss Hogg for a day now. “I overheard him and the Sheriff talking about money though. It sounds like Boss’s lost a whole lot of money.†He said. Daisy drove over to Cooter’s place and waited for Bo to come by so the two could drive home, but when he never did show up Cooter let her sleep up in the spare room of the garage. Now Cooper and Jimmy had left Boss Hogg’s old coffin mill and moved down into an old still site where there was a small shack, hidden safely behind trees. While Hazzard was resting, they were planning on what to do next.

I think the General (and Daisy Dukes) were probally one of the most reconginzable things about DOH. My grandmma didn't remember anything but that "annoying" car as she said "always blowing that horn!!" she use to laugh because my daddy use to come home every day after school and watch DOH episodes either on TV or VHS. He also use to have the records and toy cars..etc etc. lol. Plus DaisyDukes started a whole new generation of "shorts shorts" lol.

Yeah, I think most of them have aged pretty good. 'Specially John, he's gotten hotter with age!! Aww. James reminds me of my grandfather..he's 79 also, and he always was a kid at heart. Sonny has always looked younger then he really is... but yeah.

oh, Well i forgot. I had this awesome sight...tons of 68's, 69's and 70's Dodge Chargers from all over the US... Some were finished general's and other were just the frames but most were in excellent condition and could be painted and all easily. Prices anywhere from 50,000-2,000 i'll put up the link once i find it!!

(later onfthat night) Bo, Maria,Cooter and Uncle Jesse sat in Luk room. Daisy had gone to find Enos, because it seemed that Boss Hogg had just dissapered. Balladeer: Really, he was just hiding from them slezy double-crossers Cooper and Jimmy. “Well, how I see it,†Cooter said, “Is that they’ve got something against ol’ Luke. They must have been following him and at the right time tried to…well you know.†â€Yeah, but that don’t explain why my suitcase is gone, and why Boss is missing, and for once Rosco ain’t chasing me!†Bo sighed. “Well, for now we just got to keep all our own skins safe, and make sure Luke gets better. Then we’ll worry about what to do when the time comes.†Uncle Jesse said, looking over at Luke. Bo drove Maria home. He looked over at her, “Your aqfully quiet tonight,†he said and leaned over and kissed her forehead. Cue: anyone.

yeah, the first time I saw that video I was laughin. It was cute and I liked the song.

Bo and Maria decided to go down to see if they could find out anything about this Jimmy and Cooper at the Sheriffs. Just as they pulled in, Enos and Rosco were pulling off and zoomed past them. â€Now where are they headin’ off to in such a hurry? Usually it’s to find me and Luke…†Bo thought outloud. Maria and Bo walked into the Sheriffs office and looked around through a few papers. “I don’t see anything.†Maria sighed. “These are just old wanted and missing adds, nothing present.†â€Well maybe… wait what’s this?†Bo said as he held up a piece of paper, “These here are who we’re looking for. Both have been in and out of jail for fifteen years!†he showed Maria the add. “But what are they doing in Hazzard?†Maria asked, “Good question, but the only dirt that’s associated with Hazzard County is with Boss. Come on we’ve gotta find Enos and see what he knows.†Bo said and the two ran out to their cars and tore off in the direction of Rosco and Enos. Daisy and Uncle Jesse decided to leave the hospital for a while and go grab some lunch down at the Boars Nest while a real doctor was examining Luke and doing some final tests. Jimmy and Cooper we’re getting aniser then a jitterbug. “We shouldn’t have done that, because they seem to have people comin’ out of the woodworks!†Jimmy cried. “Jimmy, now you just hush. We’ll lay low for a few days, and once that Luke is out of the hospital we’ll get rid of every single last one of the Dukes…and any of their friends. Balladeer: Well then I guess Jimmy and Cooper are planning to blow up Hazzard county then. Boy, I’d hate to be in Hazzard ‘round now. Cue: whoever gets here first

Daisy had fallen asleep next to Luke’s bed, her head resting by his side. Uncle Jesse had gotten a call from Cooter and had taken off to discuss about what was going to happen next, after the attack on Bo and Maria. Luke stirred, and his pulse became a bit quicker. Slowly he began to come back into it. Groggily he opened his eyes and the room came into focus. He couldn’t move his neck easily with all the bandages on them but through the corner of his eye he could see sweet Daisy sleeping at his side. He slowly moved his lower arm and hand, which gave Daisy a start. “Luke!†She cried and stood straight up. Luke groaned, “hey Daisy..†he cracked a faint smile, “what’s going on?†he mumbled as he looked around the room. Now poor ol’ Lukes memory wasn’t doing to well either. Glancing at himself, his arm in a sling, arms full of gashes and hooked up to every machine he could think of he looked back at Daisy, “Did Bo get us into a car wreck?†he asked. Daisy couldn’t help but giggle and told him what she new. Balladeer: Well looks like Luke ain’t going to them pearly gates quite yet… “Uncle Jesse, those two men that tied me up were the same ones in the hospital room. They said they were going to do you and Daisy in too, and now I bet Maria and Cooter. One was called Jimmy, and the other Cooper. I don’t know what they were doing, but they knew who we were. †Bo said as he sat down in Cooter’s garage, “I bet that Boss Hogg has something to do with this..†he mummbled Uncle Jesse looked down at the ground, “ Now Bo, we can’t jump to conclusions. Besides, no matter how much he wants to see you boys in jail, he’d never purposely try to end your lives. We just have to make sure Luke gets better, then I think we might have to play low for a bit. Maybe we could move into your grandpa’s place for a spell Maria.†â€Grandpa wouldn’t mind that one bit Jesse.†â€Hey y’all, why don’t you take that car I’ve been working on, just incase they know Uncle Jesses truck and Dixie. I’ll have the General humming before tomorrow morning.†Cooter said and threw Bo the keys to the dark blue car parked outside. Meanwhile, at the Sheriff Department Boss Hogg had just gotten a phone call. “ROSCO!! Get your hind end in here!!†He barked. “Yes Boss?†â€All my money!! My precious money!! It’s gone… stolen!!†he cried, cigar in hand. “ You know how I was suppose to get that insurance money from Captial City?†â€Yup, one million dollars!! Kuh kuh kuh. I love it I love it, and I get 50% of the 50% of the 50%. Kuh kuh kuh.†He smiled. “Wrong!†“Wrong?†â€yes wrong! You don’t get nothing unless I get my money back. Cooper and Jimmy were suppose to be here last night to drop off my money…but they never showed up!!†he cried. “They skipped out on me!! You send out a pb on them..you hear?? Then you and Enos go out and try to find them dirty-two-timing-low-lifes!!†he cried and Rosco ran out of Boss’s office saying, “oh I love it I love it.â€

With Maria driving in her Jeep, and Bo in deep thought, it was a quiet ride to the farm. Maria stopped the car and looked at Bo and leaned over and kissed him and rested her head on his broad shoulders, “What’s on your mind sweetie? If it’s about Luke-you know he’s going to get better, he’s got a Dukes will of life.†She smiled. Bo looked down at her and kissed her head, “I know he will. But I just feel so helpless, I don’t know who’s trying to kill him and it’s killin’ me. It’s my fault he’s in that hospital, if I didn’t leave my stuff out at the bus stop he’d never had been out there to get hurt.†His eyes started to water, Maria quickly grabbed his hands “Bo, this is not your fault!! You can’t blame yourself, if it was anyones fault I bet it was those two guys in the hospital room. You blamin’ yourself ain’t going to help Luke get better anytime soon.†She looked into his eyes but he turned away and slid out of the car and headed for the farmhouse. As he swung open the door to the farmhouse he heard a click and through the corner of his eye he could see a barrel of a shotgun shinning right by his head, “Come on cowboy, if you go quietly then that pretty little gal out their ain’t going to be hurt.†Bo’s fist clentched, “You don’t lay one finger on her!!†he said through gritted teeth. “’Atta boy, now how about you go and sit down over there and wait for the old man to come home with the girl. Then we’ll have ourselves a nice little family get together, ain’t that right Bo Duke?†Cooper snarled as Jimmy gagged and tied Bo up to the chair. Back at the hospital Luke was in and out of consiousness, but the doctor said that he was getting stronger and should be back in full consiousness within a day or so. Back at the hospital Luke was in and out of consiousness, but the doctor said that he was getting stronger and should be back in full consiousness within a day or so. Poor Maria, feeling pretty depressed was sitting outside in the Jeep waiting for Bo. When he didn’t come out after five minutes she started for the front door… Cue: anyone.

hahah. Yup, that's my answering machine message for my cellphone. My friends all think I've gone mad.lol.

Cathy... I think she had like what every girl wanted to be (pretty, smart, could drive a car, and could fit into a pair of Daisy Dukes) and what every guy wanted to bring home to mom and dad. Jessica had more of the sexyness part, not as much the brains and all...

Bo jumped up from his chair at the sound of a strange noise, Maria had left him a note saying that she had to go and she’d stop by later to check on Luke. A low groan came from Luke and he was barely mumbling above a whisper. “Luke! Luke, can you hear me.†Bo quickly slid to his cousin’s side, “uhhh, wha? Where am I?†Luke moaned his eyes still shut tight. “Luke, it’s me! Bo, you know your cousin? Come on Bo, you gotta remember me.†Bo inquired hopefully. “Bo?†he hoarsely whispered and slowly he fought the urge to fall back asleep, “wha??†“Now you just stay right here…don’t go no where’s. I’ll be right back, I got to go call Uncle Jesse!†Balladeer: Now how is Luke supposed to get up and leave anyways? Within another twenty minutes Uncle Jesse and Daisy were there. Daisy was almost to tears she was so happy. “Oh Luke, you had me worried sick!†Daisy cried as she hugged Luke, and seeing him flinch in pain she quickly let go. “Now Daisy, just take it easy around him. Has the doctor came and seen him yet Bo?†“Yup, he said that he was doing a whole lot better, but said that they need to keep him here another few nights just to make sure everything’s alright and all.†Quietly, Jesse took Bo aside, “did those men come back?†“No sir, it was pretty quiet night.†Uncle Jesse sighed as he looked over at the state poor ol’ Luke was in. “I still don’t understand, why would anyone want to hurt him, and why take your stuff…I mean you didn’t keep nothing valuable in there.†â€I just don’t know Uncle Jesse.†Bo sighed, “I just don’t know.†Meanwhile Cooper and Jimmy were hiding down back behind Boss Hoggs old coffin works. “Cooper, we’ve got the money can’t we just leave here?†â€No, especially not now all of those people in there got a good look at our faces. We’ve got to get ride of that driver for one thing, and that blonde haired guy at least. I don’t think the others got quite as good as look as they might have. Did you get the name of the guy?†“Yup, the chart outside of the said Lukas Duke, I guess Luke.†â€Well then I guess we’ll just have to pay Luke a little visit when he gets home.†He looked pretty banged up. Are you sure you didn’t shoot him?†Jimmy asked nervously. “I’m positive, I just broke the windshield and you see everything is going to work out. Now quit your blubbering and make sure it’s all in here you got it?†Cooper snapped as he pulled out another huge stack off 100-dollar bills out of the suitcase. Balladeer: So that’s why they wanted that suitcase so bad.

Luke could faintly hear Bo and Daisy in his head, the beeps of machines all around him. “Oh lordy, where am I?†he thought to himself. He tried to get himself to open his eyes but it felt like someone was weighing his eyes down with a sack of bricks. He slightly moved his hand and mumbled. “Luke?! Luke, can you hear me?†Bo quickly jerked up as Luke’s hand flinched, but Luke didn’t say anything back to him. “Daisy go get Uncle Jesse.†Bo quickly told her. Daisy jumped up and took off down the hall to the waiting room. Meanwhile, while poor Luke was still lying in the hospital, Cooper and Jimmy were making tracks as they doubled back to the hospital. “Now listen Jimmy, I want you to see if you can find where that guys room is, say that you’re kin of his. I’m going to see if I can find some clothes to put on, then meet me back in the waiting room so we can find ‘em.†â€Okay.†Now as the two thugs pulled up and parked their old black car by the front entrance way of the hospital, Uncle Jesse was standing by Luke’s side talking to him and Bo was holding poor old Daisy. “Ma’am!! My..my brother, I heard he was in a car wreck… just an hour ago! Please where is he?! Is he dead? Oh please say my baby brother ain’t dead..†Jimmy cried to the lady in the front office. â€Oh, you mean that banged up young fella? The one Sheriff Rosco brought in? He’s down the hall..room 26.†She pointed down the hall. â€Thank you!!†he called as he ran down the corridor. He stopped by the waiting room where Cooper was all decked out in scrubs and booties. “Room 26,†Jimmy whispered and the two walked down the corridor together. â€Wait, there’s someone in there…†Cooper stopped, “you stay out of site ‘till I come out and get you again you hear?†and Jimmy strolled down the way a bit. â€Excuse me,†Cooper said as he came into Luke’s room, “I need to run a few tests on the boy.†â€Oh, er…yes of course. We’ll be right outside Luke…†Uncle Jesse patted his hand before leaving the room with Bo and Daisy. “Is he going to be okay Doc?†asked Bo, “I ain’t sure yet son, I have to run some tests. Now y’all have to leave now.†He said and watched as the three Dukes walked off. Cooper walked out in the corridor, “Jimmy?†he whispered hoarsely and the two of them went back into Lukes room. When Cooper knew the coast was clear he exposed a pistol in hand, ammo in the other, ready to end Luke’s life right there. Balladeer: Poor Luke, it looks like he’s going to see them pearly gates a lot sooner then he expected. Cue: anyone.

Yeah, Tom's music isn't what most younger people listen too. But personally (since I'm Broadway-cazed) I love it, my favorite song so far (besides Up On Cripple Creek) is Anything You Can Do.. from Annie Go Get Your Gun. I think his octaves are just outsatnding, I mean I can't get that high in a double treble clef. (Sorry for all the wack-o terms.) But anyways, yes I think he has an AMAZING voice!!

^^ haha. Yeah those windows would be sorta hard to get in and out of I'm saving up little by little for a real Genearl.. a '69 Charger, 75 Corvet Flame Red paint job, dixie horn...the works. Yeah, it does look a bit to red... but it's okay for a four door car...

Yeah, i've seen alot of new peoples singing the Dukes theme song.. Weezer (or was it Weeger?) Well anyways that one group that sings Beverly Hills also sang it... but I personally like Waylon singin' it better

hahaha. It's like you wish right?? te he.

Ha! lol. He needs help.. you'd think by the third time he'd feel so dumb he'd quit.haha.

Meanwhile, the driver of the black car had doubled back and had stopped down by Mill Pond road to find the General still there, banged up as ever. “Jimmy, now you go on and grab the suitcase. I’ll take care of this ol’ clunker.†The driver told him. â€Yeah, but Cooper what about the driver…where’s he?†“I heard some sirens a bit ago, I’m guessing to the hospital.†Cooper glanced quickly out of the door to see if anyone was coming. “No body in site. Later on, we’ll go to the hospital and finish him off… just incase he might be able to identify the car, which could be easily traced back to me.†Cooper and Jimmy both dashed over to the General, and after snatching the suitcase, Cooper opened up the gas tank, “did you get the suitcase?†“yup.†The two thugs ran back to the car and as they were flying past the General, through a match into the gas tank, sending the General up in flying colors. Balladeer: Now friends, that’s like insulting a family member… “Luke?!†Daisy cried hysterically as she saw her poor cousin Luke hooked up to all sorts of mechanical contraptions. â€Daisy, you’ve gotta keep quiet.†Bo held her by her shoulders, turning a bit pale himself at the site of his cousin, who looked deader then he did alive. Uncle Jesse was standing at the foot of his bed and looking down at his nephew tears started to swell up in his eyes. “Now Bo, you stay in here with him and Daisy. I’m going to find Rosco and get this whole mess straightened out!†And with that, Uncle Jesse stormed out of the room. Finding Rosco, he slumped his hat onto his head once again and walked right up to him, “Now Rosco, you tell me everything you know or I swear…!†Uncle Jesse warned. “Woah, hold on there Uncle Jesse,†Cooter stepped in, “I’ll explain to you what I know.†As he took the elderly man aside, and after telling him what he knew he plum said he was sorry. “Now I’m going out to get the General and try to find what’s went wrong, call me if anything changes.†Back in the hospital room, Luke was slipping in and out of consciousness. Daisy was in a teary state on the foot of his bed, and Bo was sitting right beside him, listening to the beeping of the machines talking back and forth with each other. Poor Luke’s face had cuts and gashes, his arm was in a sling and his head had gotten pretty banged up. Balladeer: Ya’ll do realize that this whole mess started off with just a simple thing like forgetting a suitcase? (cue: whoever gets here first)

Balladeer: Now y’all might be wondering why the Generals flyin’ and there ain’t nobody chasing them, and it’s not Saturday night so it ain’t women. Well it’s because Bo’s coming home today after being gone for two weeks visiting his old buddy Jimmy. “Luke, now you’d better just slow down. You know that Rosco’s going to show up ‘round here somewhere.†Daisy warned from shotgun in the General. Uncle Jesse, Daisy, and Luke were all riding into town to pick up Bo. As the General flew into Hazzard Square, the six o’clock bus was just pulling up. “Bo!!†Daisy cried and wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek. â€Well howdy their ma’am.†Bo teased and hugged her back. â€Nice to have you back. The General was actually startin’ to feel safe.†Luke laughed. “Haha, funny Luke.†Bo smirked and the foursome walked back to the General and tore off back to the farm. Later on that night, after Uncle Jesse’s crawdad soup, Bo went out to the Genearl to grab his suitcase. â€Hey Luke?†“Yeah?†â€Did you bring my bag inside?†â€Nope, I didn’t see nothing in the General.†â€Goldarnit, I musta left it at the bus stop. Shoot.†“Luke, how ‘bout you go and see if its still there, if not go over and ask Rosco if anything was turned in.†“Yes’sir†â€What about me Uncle Jesse?†Bo asked, “Now you’ve had a long trip, you go on inside and get some shut eye. ‘Sides, Luke’ll be back in a minute.†â€Don’t wait up..†Luke waved as he drove off into town. After finding the brown suitcase sitting peacefully on the curb, Luke headed back towards the farm. He turned on the radio as he was driving through the darkened roads. Suddenly, a black car came flying up in front of him and with an ear-shattering snap the windshield broke into a million tiny pieces. Luke yelped as glass flew into his face, and instinctively stepped backwards, hitting the gas hard. He flew off the road and came to a sudden halt as the General tried to fly right through a tree. With a final groan, Luke collapsed on the steering wheel, blood trickling down his face. (tehe.how dramatic... Cue anyone...)

Well I aint' never been to a dukesfest yet, summer schedule and workin schedule gets in the way. But this commin year I'm going, (dukesfest of bust!!lol) but I picked because I just want to be there and see everything. The music, stunts, general lee charge, the cast...the whole kit'n'kabodle. I think just the atmosphere is gonna be amazin, I mean what other show has a huge FESTIVAL in honor of the best durn show ever?? lol. i can only count one..lol.

My younger brother is a huge fan. I was driving him back from kindergarden one day and there was a sherif car that passed us and he said "This is Sherif Rosco P. Coltrain!! I love it I love it!!" I cracked up laughing. He's really into it. For his birthday I bought him the little matchbox cars (both sets) because he likes to line up all of his 400 cars and "jump" them. I was sittin downstairs and all of a sudden a loud YEEEHAAW came from upstairs.lol. It's real sweet, he's even Bo Duke for Halloween. te he. I love it i love it. lol.

1)Dukes Of Hazzard 1-4 2)SeaBiscuit 3)Black Stallion 4)When In Rome 5)Star Wars 1-6 6)Father of the bride I & II 7)Sweet Home Alabama 8)Legally Blonde I & II 9)Somethings Gotta Give 10)Raise Your Voice 11)Ever After 12)Miss.Congeneality 13)Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 14)Little Women 15)My big fat greek wedding 16)the wedding planner 17)maid in manhattan 18)you've got mail 19)13 going on 30 20)Mad about You thats about it really... or at least I can think of