Valerie Strate Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Boss Hogg looked at the might Oak in Hazzard Square. It was the oldest tree in Hazzard and now had a big orange 'X' marked on it, placed by the county commisioner himself. A big grin came arcossed his face as he looked at the tree and chortled, "This tree will sure keep Lulu and me warm this wint'r and give me a nice parkin' spot too, eh Rosco? Rosco? Roscoooooo!" The Sheriff who was busy eyeing the General Lee as it was parked out front of the post office, jumped at the call of his name, "Oooo... Yes, Boss?""Won't this tree be nice fire wood?" Boss asked as he chewed on his cigar."OOooo... It'd sure would, Khe, kheee... Make a nice new book shelf too Boss. That's solid oak right there.... Khe, khee!" The Sheriff cued over his master's plan, "Or even, a prudy, brand new solid oak desk! Ooooo, I love it, I love it!"Meanwhile, over at the courthouse, the commisioner's plan was not going unnoticed. The Duke boys had retrieved their mail and walked over to the courthouse steps, while the Sheriff had been distracted."Luke, just what does Boss think he's doin'? That's the oldest tree in Hazzard and he gots a big ol' orange 'X' on it." Bo looked to his cousin, "Don't tell me, he's gonna chop it down." The older dark haired Duke sighed, "Alright, I won't tell ya, but I don't think that tree will be here next week." The blond Duke fummed, "Well, he can't do that! Luke that tree is over a' hundr'd years old. Now how'ed ya think that set with the voters? That tree is an anquite four times over!"Luke looked over at his cousin," Maybe he thinks people don't care cousin? Maybe he thinks that nobody cares anymore? That no one wants to stand up for a good cause?" Bo looked over to his cousin, "Maybe there is someone who does and can..." Luke smiled as if he could read his cousin's mind, "Bo, yer just lookin' to score brownie points ain't ya?" The blond Duke laughed as the pair of cousins jogged up the steps,"Ya think it'll work?" "It better." Luke sighed.(more later, please stay tunned...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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