July 31, 200917 yr Breaker breaker This here's bo comin' at you askin' what your favorite Bandit quotes are. two of mf favorites is Don't you cuss on this here radio and I can drive any forkin' thing around ( when Snowman asks The Bandit if he can drive the forklift).
July 31, 200917 yr Breaker breaker This here's bo comin' at you askin' what your favorite Bandit quotes are. two of mf favorites is Don't you cuss on this here radio and I can drive any forkin' thing around ( when Snowman asks The Bandit if he can drive the forklift).here are some of my faves Bandit: Well, go girl, go! Carrie: [she is driving] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor! Bandit: [commenting on Carrie's legs] Cowboys love fat calves. Carrie: They're not fat! Bandit: Well, they're bigger then mine. Carrie: Do we really wanna talk about legs? Bandit: Well, one of us wants to. Carrie: Smart butt(had to edit it LOL) Carrie: You have a great profile. Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side. Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something. Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my faceCarrie: I think I'm in love with your belt buckle. Carrie: Don't you ever take off that stupid hat? Bandit: I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only. Carrie: Oh... [beat] Carrie: Take your hat off. [bandit looks stunned] Carrie: I mean, If you want to... Bandit: I want to. Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it. Bandit: And? Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother! Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family. Carrie: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, anything! Bandit: [still shaking] Then jump me!Carrie: Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? Bandit: [looking] Yes it would... He was taking a 10-100 Carrie: Better than a 10-*2*00 Carrie: Why? Bandit: Because you're always hopping around. And kinda you're cute, like a frog. And I wanna jump ya.
August 4, 200917 yr Author Bandit: Well hot damn sheriff welcome to Mississippi, I'm 10-10 on the side, Snowman ya got yer ears on ?, I find it hard to look at you Wynette, 'specially when you got those things in your hair, makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Atlanta, Wanna do some pond hoping frog?
August 4, 200917 yr bandit: Well hot damn sheriff welcome to mississippi, i'm 10-10 on the side, snowman ya got yer ears on ?, i find it hard to look at you wynette, 'specially when you got those things in your hair, makes me think you're listening to a radio station in atlanta, wanna do some pond hoping frog?lol
September 26, 200916 yr Gimme a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and make is fast I'm in a god dam hurry!...oh & I also like...Thank ya nice lady
September 26, 200916 yr My favorite quote from that movie is "I ain't too crazy about that kind of language."
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