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Beer For My Horses Meets Dukes Of Hazzard!

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  • LizzyJackson-Davenport
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    "I could have gotten Daisy killed and..." Bo starts then sighs before walking out the door. Lizzy finds him ten minutes later sitting in the barn occasionally banging his head against the wall. "You

  • daisydukeXenosstrait
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    the nurse smiles and throws him the remote "you change the channel, i aint the made" she was starting to like Rack

  • daisydukeXenosstrait
    daisydukeXenosstrait

    Daisy said "i cant bug Lizzy enough, but i figured out how to annoy, Enos, you and Luke, Rosco, and Cooter"

Daisy said "yeah, im scared to tell him, i cant do it, he'll leave me, hes not ready to be a dad"

"Ready to be a father or not, it's gonna happen. Did he think that when he marries you you're not gonna have any kids? He's got to want children and I think that although he might be scared by the prospect he'll get used to it in time." Luke says.

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"Ready to be a father or not, it's gonna happen. Did he think that when he marries you you're not gonna have any kids? He's got to want children and I think that although he might be scared by the prospect he'll get used to it in time." Luke says.

Daisy sighed "is he here still?"

Bo said "can i talk to Lizzy for a minute?"

"She's in the office right through there." Cooter says pointing through a door. "And Bo you might want to give a casual excuse as to why you brought her flowers like maybe you were thinking of her or thought she'd like them and not that you love her just yet."

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"She's in the office right through there." Cooter says pointing through a door. "And Bo you might want to give a casual excuse as to why you brought her flowers like maybe you were thinking of her or thought she'd like them and not that you love her just yet."

Bo nodds and goes in the door and sees Lizzy "hey Lizzy"

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"Hey Bo, the General acting up on you again?" Lizzy asks.

Bo takes the flowers out from behind his back "no, i wanted to come say that , i love you, i cant hide it anymore, and im willing to prove it, and yes i really do love you, and these flowers are for you, there supposed to symbolize my love for you and i hope they do, and im not saying this to get in your pants and ill sure as hell prove it to ya"

Bo takes the flowers out from behind his back "no, i wanted to come say that , i love you, i cant hide it anymore, and im willing to prove it, and yes i really do love you, and these flowers are for you, there supposed to symbolize my love for you and i hope they do, and im not saying this to get in your pants and ill sure as hell prove it to ya"

Lizzy glares at him and lifts a finger. "There's the door, don't let it hit ya where the good lord split ya." Lizzy growls.

Bo says "Lizzy, im not lying, ask Daisy"

"Get out." Lizzy growls. "I've got work to do." Bo walks out of the office and Cooter stops him.

"I warned you. All you had to do was give her a casual explanation then leave. That's all you had to do and she would start to let herself fall for you but you can't even do that. Bo...right now she's seeing you as nothing more than a stray cat who wants taken in because he's hungry. You've got to play it low key and show her that you can be that stray puppy that she wants to take home. All these declarations of love are going to scare her away. You've got to back off. Be her friend and don't tell her you love her. I know it's hard but it will work faster if you let it go." Cooter says.

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"Get out." Lizzy growls. "I've got work to do." Bo walks out of the office and Cooter stops him.

"I warned you. All you had to do was give her a casual explanation then leave. That's all you had to do and she would start to let herself fall for you but you can't even do that. Bo...right now she's seeing you as nothing more than a stray cat who wants taken in because he's hungry. You've got to play it low key and show her that you can be that stray puppy that she wants to take home. All these declarations of love are going to scare her away. You've got to back off. Be her friend and don't tell her you love her. I know it's hard but it will work faster if you let it go." Cooter says.

Bo throws the flowers on the ground "NO! im giving up, shes shown me that she doesnt love me and aint gonna try to win her anymore cause she wont come to me! tell her im sorry and that we can just be friends!" and walkes out of the garadge

Bo throws the flowers on the ground "NO! im giving up, shes shown me that she doesnt love me and aint gonna try to win her anymore cause she wont come to me! tell her im sorry and that we can just be friends!" and walkes out of the garadge

Cooter picks up the flowers and sets them on the work bench. Lizzy comes out with tears in her eyes. "See I told you. I told all of you his "Declaration" of love was only to get in my pants. That's all it was. If he really loved me he'd continue to try. He's giving up because he knows that I know he only wants in my pants. I'm sorry Daddy but I really can't just give into him. He'll turn out like Adam and Jack."

"I know they both pushed you for it because they knew you loved them but Bo isn't like that."

"Show me one time that he hasn't told a girl he loves her to get in her pants."

"The first time he told you he loved you. I was standing right behind him and he told you even though he knew I wouldn't be ok with it. I knew then that he wasn't saying it to get to you but because that's how he truly feels. If you don't believe me look at what he got you." Cooter says shoving the flowers under her nose. Lizzy takes them and looks closely.

"He bought me purple and pink carnations but...oh God Daddy I've ruined everything."

"What makes you think that?"

"Purple flowers mean sincere love without asking anything in return and pink means a new love. God Daddy...I don't know what to do." Lizzy says tears running down her face.

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Cooter picks up the flowers and sets them on the work bench. Lizzy comes out with tears in her eyes. "See I told you. I told all of you his "Declaration" of love was only to get in my pants. That's all it was. If he really loved me he'd continue to try. He's giving up because he knows that I know he only wants in my pants. I'm sorry Daddy but I really can't just give into him. He'll turn out like Adam and Jack."

"I know they both pushed you for it because they knew you loved them but Bo isn't like that."

"Show me one time that he hasn't told a girl he loves her to get in her pants."

"The first time he told you he loved you. I was standing right behind him and he told you even though he knew I wouldn't be ok with it. I knew then that he wasn't saying it to get to you but because that's how he truly feels. If you don't believe me look at what he got you." Cooter says shoving the flowers under her nose. Lizzy takes them and looks closely.

"He bought me purple and pink carnations but...oh God Daddy I've ruined everything."

"What makes you think that?"

"Purple flowers mean sincere love without asking anything in return and pink means a new love. God Daddy...I don't know what to do." Lizzy says tears running down her face.

Cooter said "find him, track him down and talk to him!"

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"But...what if I'm wrong? What if he truly believes what he was saying right before he left?" Lizzy asks.

Cooter said "he doesnt, he was just mad, please talk to him for me"just then the phone rang and it was Daisy to tell Lizzy the news about her

Daisy said "ill talk to him when he comes back" then her voice gets very serious "im two months pregnant, and its Enos's"

"Well that's great and all but...he said he was going to stop trying to make me see he loves me and he wants us to just be friends. God Daisy I've screwed everything up. He'll never like me now." Lizzy says on the verge of tears.

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