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This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start with

If you give Bo a calculator.......

Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........

IF you give Roscoe a $100...........

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This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start with

If you give Bo a calculator.......

Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........

IF you give Roscoe a $100...........

....he'd buy and ostrich egg.

IF you give Daisy a pair of shoes............

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Assuming that they were high heels, she'd walk up and down the boar's nest in them asking all the guys what they thought of her new shoes. At which point, all the men would be so entranced with Daisy's foot on their table that she'd make over $600 in tips.

If you gave Cooter a book on quantum physics..........

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  • 2 months later...
If Rosco had a Zune... First he would try and use it to see if Bo and Luke were speeding. Then he'd try to pick up The Grand Ole Opry on it, then he would use it to contact Boss, and then when he couldnt get it to do anything would he shoot it! *laughs*

That may be, but what would he do with a pension? LOL. You quoted me, but responded to the previous post.

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Okay if Rosco had a pension... He'd still have to work as Sheriff because he couldnt afford to live on it! So he'd be retired and still working at the same time!

Uhhhh...

retired

–adjective

1. withdrawn from or no longer occupied with one's business or profession: a retired banker... or sheriff as the case may or may not be.

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Uhhhh...

retired

–adjective

1. withdrawn from or no longer occupied with one's business or profession: a retired banker... or sheriff as the case may or may not be.

*bursts out laughing, clearing throat* okay okay okay... Seriously, if Rosco had a pension...He and Flash would probably go someplace warm, like Florida...Can you see him on a beach? He and Flash in sunglasses and Bermuda shorts! *chuckles*

If you gave Enos a free weekend in Atlanta....

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*bursts out laughing, clearing throat* okay okay okay... Seriously, if Rosco had a pension...He and Flash would probably go someplace warm, like Florida...Can you see him on a beach? He and Flash in sunglasses and Bermuda shorts! *chuckles*

If you gave Enos a free weekend in Atlanta....

Well, he wouldn't visit the Jigsaw, I can tell ya that much! LOL.

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If You give Uncle Jesse a brand new Pick-up truck ......

He would get frustrated with the new techonlogy and sell it to get his old one back! He's be having conversations with his ON-Star and GPS. He wouldn't want to sit down on the heated seats because he'd think it was a joke like someone was playing 'hot foot' with him. Actually, he'd probably think it was haunted.

If you gave Boss Hogg, Richard Simmons for a day...

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He would get frustrated with the new techonlogy and sell it to get his old one back! He's be having conversations with his ON-Star and GPS. He wouldn't want to sit down on the heated seats because he'd think it was a joke like someone was playing 'hot foot' with him. Actually, he'd probably think it was haunted.

If you gave Boss Hogg, Richard Simmons for a day...

He call Rosco him to escort him out when he went to touch his food and get rid of it.

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