Julieduke Posted September 18, 2008 Report Posted September 18, 2008 Honest Wildman Jack's Slightly Used Car LotThis will take place just shortly a Hurricane Bruce that hits Miami, Florida and it's so bad that it's uprooting trees and twisting cars like pretzel and ripping off roof from buildings for the fun it came in as a Category 4 and it was mean as hell. It flood the whole city left people stranded and everything else it was worst than Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Bruce was followed by Hurricane Brian.Back to the Story, you see the Used cars that Honest Wildman Jack has on his Used Car lot in Hazzard County. Well he's say there in A-1 condition but he doesn't mention they were found after Hurricane Bruce came through. P.S. The description of the Hurricane came from a friend of mine and I don't think he'll mind If I use for this Round Robin thow. Well Wildman Jack has these two guys working so he gets his payment named Tiny and Lefty and they handle if you become late with payments. Now I was thinking we should have some high class cars and some real junk on the lot now Wildman Jack doesn't work with Boss and won't share in the profits as well.P.S. Anybody is welcomed to join in the story and have fun with it but just keep in Honest Wildman Jack is not to Honet like he say he is. Hobie Hartkins 1
Julieduke Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Posted September 19, 2008 Honest Wildman Jack's Slightly Used Car LotThis will take place just shortly a Hurricane Bruce that hits Miami, Florida and it's so bad that it's uprooting trees and twisting cars like pretzel and ripping off roof from buildings for the fun it came in as a Category 4 and it was mean as hell. It flood the whole city left people stranded and everything else it was worst than Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Bruce was followed by Hurricane Brian.Back to the Story, you see the Used cars that Honest Wildman Jack has on his Used Car lot in Hazzard County. Well he's say there in A-1 condition but he doesn't mention they were found after Hurricane Bruce came through. P.S. The description of the Hurricane came from a friend of mine and I don't think he'll mind If I use for this Round Robin thow. Well Wildman Jack has these two guys working so he gets his payment named Tiny and Lefty and they handle if you become late with payments. Now I was thinking we should have some high class cars and some real junk on the lot now Wildman Jack doesn't work with Boss and won't share in the profits as well.P.S. Anybody is welcomed to join in the story and have fun with it but just keep in Honest Wildman Jack is not to Honet like he say he is.Honest Wildman Jack is noticing that his brand new Used Car Lot was attracting alot of attention but that was due to his two sales associates Porsche and Mercedes they was identical twins and they would promises customers anything but a car that would was decent, they knew just about everything on the lot was lemons and they sold them any problems which wasn't easy. A Young man was walking up to Porsche and she says "Hello welcome to Honest Wildman Jack's Slightly Used Car Lot and these cars are gems they run A-1 their owners just didn't want them anymore look at the beauties on the lot we have. Look at the late model Mustang Shelby the owner couldn't afford the gas and the insurance anymore and this beautiful Corvette you know it was the samething as well."Cue Anyone
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Honest Wildman Jack is noticing that his brand new Used Car Lot was attracting alot of attention but that was due to his two sales associates Porsche and Mercedes they was identical twins and they would promises customers anything but a car that would was decent, they knew just about everything on the lot was lemons and they sold them any problems which wasn't easy. A Young man was walking up to Porsche and she says "Hello welcome to Honest Wildman Jack's Slightly Used Car Lot and these cars are gems they run A-1 their owners just didn't want them anymore look at the beauties on the lot we have. Look at the late model Mustang Shelby the owner couldn't afford the gas and the insurance anymore and this beautiful Corvette you know it was the samething as well."Cue AnyoneDaisy went to the Car Lot after work with her cousins and looked at the cars when she set her eyes on a red convertible "oh man boys look at this cant you just see me in it"
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy went to the Car Lot after work with her cousins and looked at the cars when she set her eyes on a red convertible "oh man boys look at this cant you just see me in it"Bo says "Daisy, I don't trust this lot myself and yes it's nice but how good of shape is this in right now."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Bo says "Daisy, I don't trust this lot myself and yes it's nice but how good of shape is this in right now."Cue AnybodyDaisy shrugged when a man walked out and came over to her and started talking to her about the car"
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy shrugged when a man walked out and came over to her and started talking to her about the car"The man says "Hello, I'm Honest Wildman Jack, you see I own this lot and I got my nickname from my days as a running back."Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 The man says "Hello, I'm Honest Wildman Jack, you see I own this lot and I got my nickname from my days as a running back."Cue LizzyJackson-DavenportDaisy whispers to Bo "i dont trust the man as far as i could throw him"
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy whispers to Bo "i dont trust the man as far as i could throw him"Bo says "Well let's go then Daisy."Kevin Patrick O'Neill walks up and says "Daisy, that car used to be a Taxi I just seen the yellow on the bumper can you believe this Bo and Luke."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Bo says "Well let's go then Daisy."Kevin Patrick O'Neill walks up and says "Daisy, that car used to be a Taxi I just seen the yellow on the bumper can you believe this Bo and Luke."Cue AnybodyDaisy just stairs at him "so your telln' me that my dream car isnt actually a convertable at all what kind of screwed person would try to make it seem like it would be one"
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy just stairs at him "so your telln' me that my dream car isnt actually a convertable at all what kind of screwed person would try to make it seem like it would be one"Kevin says "Listen, I investigate lots like this he can get in trouble for doing stuff like this Daisy."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Kevin says "Listen, I investigate lots like this he can get in trouble for doing stuff like this Daisy."Cue AnybodyDaisy looks at Bo with a large frown on her face and turns back around "well Kevin ive known you for long time need any help catchin' him in the act"
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy looks at Bo with a large frown on her face and turns back around "well Kevin ive known you for long time need any help catchin' him in the act"Kevin says "Well just act like you want to buy this car that will help, he'll fall for that they after quick sales and no questions."
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Kevin says "Well just act like you want to buy this car that will help, he'll fall for that they after quick sales and no questions.""ill sure give it a try but im not sure it will work Kev" Daisy turned around and talked to Bo and Luke for a minute and both boys had thier objections
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 "ill sure give it a try but im not sure it will work Kev" Daisy turned around and talked to Bo and Luke for a minute and both boys had thier objectionsKevin says "Wait a minute guys, what if she was by herself this might actually work now he would think she doesn't know anything about cars. I'll wait in my car, and see what happens afterwards."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Kevin says "Wait a minute guys, what if she was by herself this might actually work now he would think she doesn't know anything about cars. I'll wait in my car, and see what happens afterwards."Cue AnybodyDaisy was nervous but when the boys were out of sight she went into the Car Lot buliding
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy was nervous but when the boys were out of sight she went into the Car Lot bulidingKevin went to wait outside and he has his radio on and his camera out to take the evidence as well. He was a very good investigator on this sort of thing right here.
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Kevin went to wait outside and he has his radio on and his camera out to take the evidence as well. He was a very good investigator on this sort of thing right here.Daisy walked into the office and said "I was lookin' to buy that little red convertible out there Mr."
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy walked into the office and said "I was lookin' to buy that little red convertible out there Mr."The man says "It's Honest Wildman Jack and she's a beauty are you alone cutie?"Cue anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 The man says "It's Honest Wildman Jack and she's a beauty are you alone cutie?"Cue anybodyDaisy wanted to say no and that her cousins and an old friend were there with her but instead she said "yes, im alone"
Julieduke Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Posted October 25, 2008 Daisy wanted to say no and that her cousins and an old friend were there with her but instead she said "yes, im alone"Honest Wildman Jack says "Oh that's great this car is perfect for you Ms.?
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Honest Wildman Jack says "Oh that's great this car is perfect for you Ms.?"my names Daisy" Daisy said turning around and walking out with Wildman Jack
Julieduke Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Posted October 28, 2008 "my names Daisy" Daisy said turning around and walking out with Wildman JackWildman says "Well this little beauty has your name written all over it Daisy. It's red and it's a convertable."Meanwhile across the way Kevin is listening and says "Damm Liar, it used to be a dang taxi that what he's not telling her right now."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Wildman says "Well this little beauty has your name written all over it Daisy. It's red and it's a convertable."Meanwhile across the way Kevin is listening and says "Damm Liar, it used to be a dang taxi that what he's not telling her right now."Cue AnybodyDaisy went around to the back were Kevin showed her the back bumper and she let out a fake but somehow believable gasp "what this scratch on the back"
Julieduke Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Posted October 28, 2008 Daisy went around to the back were Kevin showed her the back bumper and she let out a fake but somehow believable gasp "what this scratch on the back"Wildman says "Oh that can you believe the original owner traded this in because somebody scratched his baby in the parking lot at the local Wal-mart. I guess he's got baby yeah just one and time for a new car Daisy."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Wildman says "Oh that can you believe the original owner traded this in because somebody scratched his baby in the parking lot at the local Wal-mart. I guess he's got baby yeah just one and time for a new car Daisy."Cue AnybodyDaisy got up off her knees "well Wildman, im on tight schedual is there anyway i can come back tommarow"
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