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Alice and Dukes crossover

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Bo: Juking is dancing.

Shannon: Oh I could try.

Joloene: Oh, I would like to try it with you, Luke.

Shannon: What do you and Luke usually do in Hazzard, Bo?

cue Julieduke

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    Joloene: three hours, well im also from the south as well, south carolina, my granny gums is realted to Boss Hogg i understand why he was removed down the line. cue Julieduke

Bo: Juking is dancing.

Shannon: Oh I could try.

Joloene: Oh' date=' I would like to try it with you, Luke.

Shannon: What do you and Luke usually do in Hazzard, Bo?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Luke says "Oh I don't mind, but what your cousin Boss wouldn't he say something to ya Jolene about that? When Daisy was going to marry Jamie he didn't like that as well?.

Cue Bo's Crush

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Joloene: Oh, I don't care about Cousin Boss, even if we're related he wouldn't care, I mean he is my cousin three times removed.

Vera: Yeah, when he came here he took the mortage on her granny gums farm.

Joloene: That's right.

Shannon: So, Bo what do you wanna do?

cue Julieduke

Joloene: Oh' date=' I don't care about Cousin Boss, even if we're related he wouldn't care, I mean he is my cousin three times removed.

Vera: Yeah, when he came here he took the mortage on her granny gums farm.

Joloene: That's right.

Shannon: So, Bo what do you wanna do?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well, lets go the General is all ready to go."c

Cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Ok, which side do you want me to get on?

Joloene: Oh, I got to give you directions to my apartment cause I gotta pack my things,only for a week, cause mel dont allow overtime vacation.

Mel: that ain't funny,Blondie.

Joloene: Oh mel, you still gonna have Alice and Vera.

Vera: yeah, what's so bad about us?

Mel: Nothin'.

Bo: Well, let's go, here Shannon, you can get on my side.

cue Julieduke

Shannon: Ok' date=' which side do you want me to get on?

Joloene: Oh, I got to give you directions to my apartment cause I gotta pack my things,only for a week, cause mel dont allow overtime vacation.

Mel: that ain't funny,Blondie.

Joloene: Oh mel, you still gonna have Alice and Vera.

Vera: yeah, what's so bad about us?

Mel: Nothin'.

Bo: Well, let's go, here Shannon, you can get on my side.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Jolene and Bo arrived at her apartment and Bo sure did like the place and he noticed not one picture of Boss was displayed.

Bo says "Hey Jolene, you don't have a picture of cousin displayed anywhere in your apartment?"

cue Bo's Crush

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Joloene: Oh well, none of us like Honicutts like Boss as a cousin, he was three times removed from our family.

Luke: I understand why.

Shannon: You got a nice place, Joloene.

Joloene: Well, thank you. Well, I;m all packed let's go. Now, y'all know I can only stay for a week, either that or Mel would fire me.

Luke: Oh, we understand.

Shannon: C'mon, Bo, Let's go.

cue Julieduke

Joloene: Oh well' date=' none of us like Honicutts like Boss as a cousin, he was three times removed from our family.

Luke: I understand why.

Shannon: You got a nice place, Joloene.

Joloene: Well, thank you. Well, I;m all packed let's go. Now, y'all know I can only stay for a week, either that or Mel would fire me.

Luke: Oh, we understand.

Shannon: C'mon, Bo, Let's go.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Oh ya Jolene we got some family that we rather not have their picture's up at times as well."

cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: Well' date=' us Honicutts always hated Boss, that's why he was removed from the family, three times.

Shannon: So Bo, where are we going first?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well Shannon and Joloene first we are leaving the driveway and I remember a time when Mac Davis was caught in the speed trap. And Joloene you should've seen when he sang "It's Hard To Be Humble" why Boss couldn't stop grinning he was grinning and agreeing with the song. We had some real entertainment other than Mac Davis singing going on their even Uncle Jesse had a hardtime not laughing when this was going on as well."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Joloene: Mac Davis was here?

Luke: Of course, as well as Loretta Lynn, and others.

Shannon:Wow! So, Bo what do you have in mind for us?

Joloene: yeah, I can't wait for what Luke and me are going to do.

cue Julieduke

Joloene: Mac Davis was here?

Luke: Of course' date=' as well as Loretta Lynn, and others.

Shannon:Wow! So, Bo what do you have in mind for us?

Joloene: yeah, I can't wait for what Luke and me are going to do.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says " I was thinking of visiting the Boars Nest first but first notice the population sign it's little joke among the county y'll see what I mean."

cue bo's crush

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Shannon: Well, I don't understand it. Bo, can you explian it to me.

Joloene: Well, I do, that's funny and look at the bulletin board with Cousin Boss having little amouts of air. Does the Boars Nest have better food than Mel's.

Luke: I don't know, but you can find out for yourself.

cue Julieduke

Shannon: Well' date=' I don't understand it. Bo, can you explian it to me.

Joloene: Well, I do, that's funny and look at the bulletin board with Cousin Boss having little amouts of air. Does the Boars Nest have better food than Mel's.

Luke: I don't know, but you can find out for yourself.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Daisy says "That depends if you really want to find out for yourself?"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Joloene: What do you mean depend on

Uncle Jesse: She means after you taste the boars Nest food and compare it with that diner's then you can see which one is worse.

Shannon: and what are we planning to do at the Boars Nest?

cue Julieduke

Joloene: What do you mean depend on

Uncle Jesse: She means after you taste the boars Nest food and compare it with that diner's then you can see which one is worse.

Shannon: and what are we planning to do at the Boars Nest?

cue Julieduke

Bo says "Oh your brave the two of you!"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Joloene: Well, I was born in South Carloina anything granny gums cooked was horrilble so, Im used to it.

Shannon: Well, im pretty brave as it is. Are you two brave?

cue Julieduke

Joloene: Well' date=' I was born in South Carloina anything granny gums cooked was horrilble so, Im used to it.

Shannon: Well, im pretty brave as it is. Are you two brave?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "If you got some tums with you, please keep them with you."

Cue Bo's Crush

Shannon: very cute bo.

Joloene: actually he's right though I dont get hurtburn. How about yall?

cue Julieduke

Bo says "Not me, I got a touch stomach but one question Joloene if you had seen of some of the things that your Cousin you might wandering about him then?"

Luke says "You know he eats Raw Liver for breakfast every morning."

Joloene says "That sounds gross Luke."

Cue Bo's Crush

Bo: It is.

Shannon: Well' date=' at least he dont dunk it.

Bo: At Least she's right.

Jolene: what's gis drink? Pickle Juice?

cue Juileduke[/quote']

Bo says "Oh my goodness, How can somebody drink pickle juice that sounds even more disgusting now."

Cue Bo's Crush

Joloene: I could tell ya'll about Mel cooking now that's disguiting.

Shannon: So Bo what are we going to do?

cue Julieduke

Bo says "I was thinking of dropping everybody off, and I will take the General Lee and show you the Hazzard Car Wash."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Joloene: The Hazzard Car Wash? What's so fun about that?

Luke: Well it's a puddle and every time you drive through it, it cleans the car.

Shannon: ya mean, you're gonna drop at off at where, the end of the world?

cue Julieduke

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