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Turkey Day

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I hope to see everyone in the Chat tomorrow night, but just in case I don't see y'all---I'd like to wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!

And I'd like to share a Turkey Recipe that just might help y'all with that most important dinner on Thursday:

Cooking Turkey

20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey

1. Go and buy a turkey.

2. Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon or even better---Uncle Jesse's Moonshine).

3. Put turkey in the oven.

4. Take another two drinks of whisky.

5. Set the degree at 180 ovens.

6. Take three more whiskies of drink.

7. Turn oven the on.

8. Take four whisks of drinky.

9. Turk the bastey.

10. Whisky another bottle of get.

11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

12. Glass yourself a pour of whisky.

13. Bake the whisky for four hours.

14. Take the oven out of the turkey.

15. Take the oven out of the turkey.

16. Floor the turkey up off the pick.

17. Turk the carvey.

18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.

19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

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LOVED THE TURKEY RECIPE!!!

I'd like to wish everyone in Hazzard a Happy Thanksgiving. I'm sure Uncle Jesse's kitchen is full of good smelling foods cooking. Everyone here in Hazzard can be thnakful for another year with our favorite family, The Dukes!

Happy Thanksgiving ALL!!!

DixieDavenport

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