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Wow, I got a lot to catch up on here. Lessee, somebody said I wrote something "seedy." Seedy?! That's called a love scene. There's a difference between the artistic rendering of human expression at it's deepest level, and raw smut.

Alex, don't worry about MaryAnne not participating in the skinny dip challenge. I can write her into one of my stories, so she won't miss out. That way, her moral fiber remains unscathed, and I take things to that murky grey area where it's just outside the lines of decency but not so much that anybody minds. Heh heh.

Except maybe MaryAnne, but she'll have to read the whole story before passing judgment, and by that time I can be clear outta town.

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Alex, don't worry about MaryAnne not participating in the skinny dip challenge. I can write her into one of my stories, so she won't miss out. That way, her moral fiber remains unscathed, and I take things to that murky grey area where it's just outside the lines of decency but not so much that anybody minds. Heh heh.

Except maybe MaryAnne, but she'll have to read the whole story before passing judgment, and by that time I can be clear outta town.

What?! Hey, I granted permission for the Dog Collar Challenge, but Skinny Dippping might be taking things just a bit too far ya know...

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Wow, I got a lot to catch up on here. Lessee, somebody said I wrote something "seedy." Seedy?! That's called a love scene. There's a difference between the artistic rendering of human expression at it's deepest level, and raw smut.

Alex, don't worry about MaryAnne not participating in the skinny dip challenge. I can write her into one of my stories, so she won't miss out. That way, her moral fiber remains unscathed, and I take things to that murky grey area where it's just outside the lines of decency but not so much that anybody minds. Heh heh.

Except maybe MaryAnne, but she'll have to read the whole story before passing judgment, and by that time I can be clear outta town.

Oh please include MaryAnne skinny dipping in your story!!! :D

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Heh heh! Suddenly, wearing a dog collar doesn't seem to be such a big deal anymore, against the prospects of being completely out of uniform. Don't worry, this too will be handled with the delicacy and tact I'm famous for.

Youve got a point Brian... suddeny MaryAnne in a rhinestone dog collar and that bikini seems rather plain compared to her in her birthday suit! *chuckles*

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Hazzard Pond?? *grins* So that's where she's going to be skinny dipping?

*wolf whistle...*

Ewwwwww gross! Do you know how many times Rosco, Enos and Cletus have landed their patrol cars in there? All that oil and gasoline? Blech. I ain't swimmin' in there. Au naturale or otherwise!

Nope, if I was to go skinny dipping I'd go to---

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Ewwwwww gross! Do you know how many times Rosco, Enos and Cletus have landed their patrol cars in there? All that oil and gasoline? Blech. I ain't swimmin' in there. Au naturale or otherwise!

Nope, if I was to go skinny dipping I'd go to---

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Hmmm how about Lake Chickamahoney? *laughs*

Brian you best find another place to send MaryAnne naked to, she doesnt like Hazzard Pond...

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