August 10, 200719 yr Now you're neenering at me?! OOOOOOO....and what if I was MaryAnne... then what would you do?
August 11, 200719 yr OOOOOOO....and what if I was MaryAnne... then what would you do? Well, I think the most effective thing to do would be...
August 11, 200719 yr Well, I think the most effective thing to do would be...Police Brutality!! AHH!! Assault!!! *hurling a tomato at the Deputy...*
August 11, 200719 yr Police Brutality!! AHH!! Assault!!! *hurling a tomato at the Deputy...*Police brutality you say?
August 11, 200719 yr Wow, I got a lot to catch up on here. Lessee, somebody said I wrote something "seedy." Seedy?! That's called a love scene. There's a difference between the artistic rendering of human expression at it's deepest level, and raw smut. Alex, don't worry about MaryAnne not participating in the skinny dip challenge. I can write her into one of my stories, so she won't miss out. That way, her moral fiber remains unscathed, and I take things to that murky grey area where it's just outside the lines of decency but not so much that anybody minds. Heh heh.Except maybe MaryAnne, but she'll have to read the whole story before passing judgment, and by that time I can be clear outta town.
August 11, 200719 yr Alex, don't worry about MaryAnne not participating in the skinny dip challenge. I can write her into one of my stories, so she won't miss out. That way, her moral fiber remains unscathed, and I take things to that murky grey area where it's just outside the lines of decency but not so much that anybody minds. Heh heh.Except maybe MaryAnne, but she'll have to read the whole story before passing judgment, and by that time I can be clear outta town.What?! Hey, I granted permission for the Dog Collar Challenge, but Skinny Dippping might be taking things just a bit too far ya know...
August 11, 200719 yr What?! Hey, I granted permission for the Dog Collar Challenge, but Skinny Dippping might be taking things just a bit too far ya know...So?
August 11, 200719 yr Heh heh! Suddenly, wearing a dog collar doesn't seem to be such a big deal anymore, against the prospects of being completely out of uniform. Don't worry, this too will be handled with the delicacy and tact I'm famous for.
August 11, 200719 yr Wow, I got a lot to catch up on here. Lessee, somebody said I wrote something "seedy." Seedy?! That's called a love scene. There's a difference between the artistic rendering of human expression at it's deepest level, and raw smut. Alex, don't worry about MaryAnne not participating in the skinny dip challenge. I can write her into one of my stories, so she won't miss out. That way, her moral fiber remains unscathed, and I take things to that murky grey area where it's just outside the lines of decency but not so much that anybody minds. Heh heh.Except maybe MaryAnne, but she'll have to read the whole story before passing judgment, and by that time I can be clear outta town.Oh please include MaryAnne skinny dipping in your story!!!
August 11, 200719 yr Heh heh! Suddenly, wearing a dog collar doesn't seem to be such a big deal anymore, against the prospects of being completely out of uniform. Don't worry, this too will be handled with the delicacy and tact I'm famous for.Oh THAT's reassuring....
August 11, 200719 yr Heh heh! Suddenly, wearing a dog collar doesn't seem to be such a big deal anymore, against the prospects of being completely out of uniform. Don't worry, this too will be handled with the delicacy and tact I'm famous for.Youve got a point Brian... suddeny MaryAnne in a rhinestone dog collar and that bikini seems rather plain compared to her in her birthday suit! *chuckles*
August 11, 200719 yr Something tells me that Hazzard Pond is going to become a very popular spot after MaryAnne's debut in the au naturale. Just don't leave the keys in the patrol car while yer at it, eh?
August 11, 200719 yr Something tells me that Hazzard Pond is going to become a very popular spot after MaryAnne's debut in the au naturale. Just don't leave the keys in the patrol car while yer at it, eh?Hazzard Pond?? *grins* So that's where she's going to be skinny dipping? *wolf whistle...*
August 11, 200719 yr I got a nightstick too! So you'll be naked with a nightstick? What about your handcuffs and gunbelt? *laughs*
August 11, 200719 yr Hazzard Pond?? *grins* So that's where she's going to be skinny dipping? *wolf whistle...*Ewwwwww gross! Do you know how many times Rosco, Enos and Cletus have landed their patrol cars in there? All that oil and gasoline? Blech. I ain't swimmin' in there. Au naturale or otherwise!Nope, if I was to go skinny dipping I'd go to---
August 11, 200719 yr Ewwwwww gross! Do you know how many times Rosco, Enos and Cletus have landed their patrol cars in there? All that oil and gasoline? Blech. I ain't swimmin' in there. Au naturale or otherwise!Nope, if I was to go skinny dipping I'd go to---Hmmm how about Lake Chickamahoney? *laughs*Brian you best find another place to send MaryAnne naked to, she doesnt like Hazzard Pond...
August 11, 200719 yr Considering all the water landings, the EPA has done a fine job of keeping Hazzard Pond relatively scum-free. Except for Alex, who's been known to hang around there on occassion.Don't worry, MaryAnne. It'll be good clean fun.
August 11, 200719 yr Considering all the water landings, the EPA has done a fine job of keeping Hazzard Pond relatively scum-free. Except for Alex, who's been known to hang around there on occassion.Don't worry, MaryAnne. It'll be good clean fun.I'm like a bad penny I guess huh... I always turn up!
August 11, 200719 yr So you'll be naked with a nightstick? What about your handcuffs and gunbelt? *laughs*You know Alex, the more you open your mouth, the more you lose parts of your brain apparently.
August 11, 200719 yr I'm like a bad penny I guess huh... I always turn up! You know Alex, the more you open your mouth, the more you lose parts of your brain apparently.Brian I've been insulted by the Deputy! Fiesty ain't she? *laughs*
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