Val Strate Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 * stands in front of everyone with some kind of broken lever in hand *Aaaaahhh! Ok, guys… I admit it. I did it. It’s all my fault. I broke the election booth machine thingy. I pulled the wrong lever and realized I voted for Pat Bauchcan by accident. So I tried to reset the thing but the lever got stuck. Soooo, I pulled and pulled and well….* grins sheepishly with broken lever in hand *This is what happened… Honestly, I didn’t mean to hold up the election. It just kind of happened. Sorry guys, I couldn’t make up my mind and well… * sighs * Now we got a big mess…* scratches head * Oh boy…. Now the country is waitin’ for my vote… * Gulps and looks up seeing an angry mob of people in suits with brief cases *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The lawyers are coming! Everybody hide! Crickets and Crocs! I’m in trouble now!* ducks behind desk * Whew... I'll be safe for now. At least till this all blows over. Or someone says 'Uncle'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddiemunster Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Do you mean that because of your faulty mishap, Ralph Nader has that much more of a chance to be elected?Oh shoot, now we're in trouble! Shame on you! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest66 Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Val Strate-I had one of those really bad "should've never gotten out of bed days" today---my favorite fish even died! So I checked the Hazzard forums before bed and found your post. Thanks a bunch for giving me the only laugh I had today!!! Take Care! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 ROFLMAO! If that ain't a "Strate" moment I don't know what is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val Strate Posted November 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 *whispers from under desk*Are they gone yet? Did the lawyers go away? Did they count all the ballots in Ohio yet? Did Enos feed my pet snake 'Fang' for me while I hid under my desk for the last day an' half?*slowly peeks up over desk, spots folded news paper on top desk. Carefully pulls the news paper off of desk and back under desk. Reading headline "Kerry Conceads, Bush wins"*Wheeewwwww! I can come out now. The election is over. Now the lawyers won't get me for accidently voting for Pat Bauchan. Now the only person in a black suit I have to worry about, is Brian Coltrane. *giggles*(Note to all reading this: I'm glad I got ya'll to laugh. That's what was met by this thread. Take care and I hope your election day was a good one, no matter what the out come of your canidate was.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddiemunster Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 I voted. Kerry didn't win, but I also don't think I really like him anyway. Either or, I feel that both aren't really trustworthy. I just went for who I felt was less of two evils. Too bad my vote doesn't really count because of the Electoral College. I would love to vote for someone who can't be "Bought Out." Then, if I wasn't so serious, I'd vote for Mickey Mouse.Oh, well. I did my duty as an American and voted. I hope Bush has a better term this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Redneck Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Val You made voting this election year fun. I think when I go vote again I will thinking of your little mishap...LOL..... I voted this year. In my opinion only, I felt we didn't have a good candidate who had it all together. Kerry had some good points and Bush had some good points and both had bad views too. It was a very difficult decision. Let's us just hope and pray America will come away stronger then ever before. God Bless AmericaDarrell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest66 Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Then, if I wasn't so serious, I'd vote for Mickey Mouse.Gee.....Wouldn't it be a fun election if the General Lee was running against KITT????? I bet I know who y'all are votin for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddiemunster Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 I'd vote for General Lee, only because it can't speak. KITT can be accused of lying under oath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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