I am a pool shootin' boy

My name is Willie McCoy

But at home they call me Slim

I'm lookin' for the King of 42nd Street

He's drivin' a drop top Cadillac

Last week he took all my money

And it may sound funny

But I've come to get my money back.

That's a Jim Croche song.

You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger

And you don't mess around with Jim

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

Johnny, tell her what she's won!.... Johnny?.... Johnny? You there?

Looks like Johnny made off with your prize. Sorry.

Who in sam hill is johnny?

Jim Croche also wrote Bad bad Leroy Brown

Well the two men got to fightin'

And when they picked up from the floor

Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle

with a couple of pieces gone

That's my favorite line

I had a cassette tape Of Jim Croche. It broke because it wore out.

I recently bought two 8-tracks of Jim Croche. They both self destructed within one day.

I need to buy a CD of Jim Croche, but I'm afraid it will be defective.